The (Things that may,or may not help me get through life) thread. - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

cchris · 07-09-2003, 06:21 AM

To start things off.

Toenail Clipper Extension Device

Follow the rules here.

Picture is the link.

I just can't get by without one.

Spinach_Indeed · 07-09-2003, 07:22 AM

High-Five Simulator. Good for Lonely Nights when you need to High Five someone for saving the princess.

cchris · 07-09-2003, 08:16 AM

Now thats impressive.

cchris · 07-09-2003, 08:22 AM

I am surprised that this hasn't taken off.(So to speak).

Fuck traffic I say.

(Vertical Take-Off and Landing Vehicle).

rockogre · 07-09-2003, 08:51 AM

Dad Saddle

From the Totally Absurd Inventions Archive

Actual Patent Illustration - All Inventions Hold Real USA Patents

Dad Saddle
US Patent 6,365,765* / Issued 2002

Yee haw, giddyup! Strollers are fine for tiny tykes but larger kids need their own modus operandi for freeloading a ride. We think this kid is way to big to not be hoofing it on his own... but hey, maybe they're watching a parade.

The Dad Saddle slips around Daddio's waist and evenly distributes the weight load on his hips for maximum comfort. We want to know where the reins are for steering this steed and we highly recommend no spurs!

KWSN · 07-09-2003, 08:53 AM

What's live without a propellor-driven surfboard?

<a href="http://www.invention.com/shiraki.htm"><img src="http://www.invention.com/pics/shiraki1.jpg"></a>

Nothing. That's what.

I wonder if that guy is included.

rat · 07-09-2003, 08:56 AM

a side load carrier golf cart, for what it's worth.

Giant Hamburger · 07-09-2003, 09:13 AM

Munku · 07-09-2003, 12:04 PM

umm.. I dont get the above.

Giant Hamburger · 07-09-2003, 01:10 PM

Then your life is easier than mine.

Giant Hamburger · 07-09-2003, 02:03 PM

You would be hard pressed to find one post in which I was serious except maybe this one,
or am I...
*implodes*

YourNeverThere · 07-09-2003, 04:58 PM

man Giant Hamburger you win again, cant really think of a more obsurd invention that a gun

cchris · 07-09-2003, 05:40 PM

Substance dispensing headgear.

Bones may know the answer to this.

Why is the dispensor called a spigot?

Makes a groovy hat too.

cchris · 07-10-2003, 06:00 AM

Thank you Bones.
A perfectly acceptable explanation.

Moving along.
This particular item has plenty of potential.

The Hand-Near-Mouth Early Warning System

Stiltzkin · 07-10-2003, 05:02 PM

One of the fucking stupidest ideas I've ever seen.

Pet petter.

I feel the strong urge to punch whoever "invented" this in the face.

grumpyolddude · 07-10-2003, 05:18 PM

cchris · 07-11-2003, 07:16 AM

Human slingshot machine

The ride keeps most of the thrilling sensations of bungee jumping, but reduces or eliminates many of the dangers, including hitting the ground, swinging into a tower, and getting tangled in the cords.

07-09-2003, 06:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	The (Things that may,or may not help me get through life) thread. To start things off. Toenail Clipper Extension Device Follow the rules here. Picture is the link. I just can't get by without one. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery Last edited by cchris; 07-09-2003 at 06:24 AM..

07-09-2003, 07:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	High-Five Simulator. Good for Lonely Nights when you need to High Five someone for saving the princess. __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

07-09-2003, 08:16 AM	#3 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Now thats impressive. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-09-2003, 08:22 AM	#4 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	I am surprised that this hasn't taken off.(So to speak). Fuck traffic I say. (Vertical Take-Off and Landing Vehicle). __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery Last edited by cchris; 07-09-2003 at 08:26 AM..

07-09-2003, 08:51 AM	#5 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	Dad Saddle From the Totally Absurd Inventions Archive Actual Patent Illustration - All Inventions Hold Real USA Patents Dad Saddle US Patent 6,365,765* / Issued 2002 Yee haw, giddyup! Strollers are fine for tiny tykes but larger kids need their own modus operandi for freeloading a ride. We think this kid is way to big to not be hoofing it on his own... but hey, maybe they're watching a parade. The Dad Saddle slips around Daddio's waist and evenly distributes the weight load on his hips for maximum comfort. We want to know where the reins are for steering this steed and we highly recommend no spurs! __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom Last edited by rockogre; 07-09-2003 at 08:58 AM..

07-09-2003, 08:53 AM	#6 (permalink)
KWSN green	What's live without a propellor-driven surfboard? <a href="http://www.invention.com/shiraki.htm"><img src="http://www.invention.com/pics/shiraki1.jpg"></a> Nothing. That's what. I wonder if that guy is included. __________________ Your arms are broken!

07-09-2003, 09:13 AM	#8 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit

07-09-2003, 12:04 PM	#9 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	umm.. I dont get the above.

07-09-2003, 01:10 PM	#10 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Then your life is easier than mine.

07-09-2003, 02:03 PM	#11 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	You would be hard pressed to find one post in which I was serious except maybe this one, or am I... implodes

07-09-2003, 04:58 PM	#12 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	man Giant Hamburger you win again, cant really think of a more obsurd invention that a gun __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

07-09-2003, 05:40 PM	#13 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Substance dispensing headgear. Bones may know the answer to this. Why is the dispensor called a spigot? Makes a groovy hat too. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-10-2003, 06:00 AM	#14 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Thank you Bones. A perfectly acceptable explanation. Moving along. This particular item has plenty of potential. The Hand-Near-Mouth Early Warning System __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-10-2003, 05:02 PM	#15 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	One of the fucking stupidest ideas I've ever seen. Pet petter. I feel the strong urge to punch whoever "invented" this in the face. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

07-10-2003, 05:18 PM	#16 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	__________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard Last edited by grumpyolddude; 07-10-2003 at 05:41 PM..

07-11-2003, 07:16 AM	#17 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Human slingshot machine The ride keeps most of the thrilling sensations of bungee jumping, but reduces or eliminates many of the dangers, including hitting the ground, swinging into a tower, and getting tangled in the cords. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery