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Old 08-19-2010, 05:00 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Somehow I think Carrot Top would also be bad...

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Old 08-19-2010, 05:12 PM   #42 (permalink)
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hedgehog

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leper's hand

x-acto knife

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Old 08-19-2010, 05:23 PM   #43 (permalink)
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I got to wondering if Noodle meant Buddha the mythical figure or Buddha the cat. I then decided it didn't really matter.

In a similar vein, how bout a catholic priest?

Yeah, I'm classy like that.
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Old 08-19-2010, 06:22 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Buddha's already chewed the hell outta my face... he doesn't need anything in my pants.
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Old 08-19-2010, 08:34 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Liquid Nitrogen
Gunpowder and flint.
Live grenade with the pin pulled.
Copperheads
Hatching Spider's eggs.

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Old 08-19-2010, 08:37 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Live grenade with the pin pulled.
You've seen Tango and Cash recently?
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Old 08-19-2010, 11:35 PM   #47 (permalink)
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You've seen Tango and Cash recently?
I don't even know what that is...I assume it's one of those new-fangled motion pictures.

.../runs off to imdb
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Old 08-19-2010, 11:40 PM   #48 (permalink)
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One of the heroes rolls a M67 into a nasty bad guy's pants and then kicks him down some stairs.

If there ever was an ad opportunity for Preparation H... that was it.
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Old 08-20-2010, 03:05 AM   #49 (permalink)
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The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 08-20-2010, 03:31 AM   #50 (permalink)
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concertina wire...

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Old 08-20-2010, 08:23 AM   #51 (permalink)
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-Billiard balls
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-Mao Zedong (he'll take over like a Kudzu root)
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-A computer virus (it'll ruin your hard drive)
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Old 08-20-2010, 08:24 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Bloody stool.
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Old 08-20-2010, 08:45 AM   #53 (permalink)
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Gary Busey! Hah! Especially when his teeth are out and he's all coked up.

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concertina wire...

Attachment 23336
Hey, my old job!
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Old 09-07-2010, 12:00 PM   #54 (permalink)
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anything less...
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Old 09-07-2010, 04:00 PM   #55 (permalink)
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My boss.
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Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 09-07-2010, 04:30 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Old 09-08-2010, 02:55 AM   #57 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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you both get dirty;
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Old 09-24-2010, 08:08 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Ants?

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Old 09-25-2010, 03:04 AM   #59 (permalink)
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another asshole...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 09-25-2010, 06:55 AM   #60 (permalink)
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The Legion of Doom

OOooooooAAAaaaaahhhh...what a RUSH!

(aka The Road Warriors)
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Old 09-25-2010, 07:42 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Old 09-26-2010, 09:09 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Five standing parrots...

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Old 09-28-2010, 10:22 AM   #63 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2010, 10:49 AM   #64 (permalink)
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The Legion of Doom

OOooooooAAAaaaaahhhh...what a RUSH!
(aka The Road Warriors)
This is perhaps the best response to the OP question.

The picture only makes it that much more cringe-worthy.
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Old 09-28-2010, 01:34 PM   #65 (permalink)
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