One time I farted and it sounded like...
 

One time I farted and it sounded like someone dropped a ceramic pot in a cathedral.

One time I farted and it sounded like Barry White was trying to say "kerfuffle" whilst eating a subway sandwich.

One time I farted and it sounded like someone was driving a Ford Focus on a bridge.

One time I farted and it sounded like you murdering your grandparent with a pillow.

One time I farted and it sounded like Forest Gump playing ping pong in China.

One time I farted and it sounded like leerooooyyy jeeenkins.

:thumbsup:

one time i farted and it sounded like a potato...

One time I farted and it sounded like a crowd leaving the room.

One time I farted and sounded like a moose crying after being punched in the face.

That's a good one.

One time I farted and it sounded like when a biker dude lets off the throttle of his Harley. Fortunately, it was not a wet one.

One day I farted and ... oh shit ... thats gonna leave skid marks.

One time I farted and it sounded like yo' mama!

One time I farted and it sounded like one of those high pitched whistles only dogs can hear, but then it followed me around like a dog on a leash.

One time I farted and it sounded like thbthbthb!

one time i farted and it sounded like a horizontal pussy sliding down a bannister...

One time I farted and it sounded like a warning to the world... "yippeekiyaaay, muthafucka!"

One time I farted and it sounded like it touched cloth....

One time (last week) S farted and though it made no audible sound at first, the sonic (and olfactory) boom that hit 5 seconds later wiped the hotel room flat on its ass.

One time I farted and it sounded like an AC-130 ripping into some BMPs.

One time I farted and it sounded like a cat's meow.

One time I farted and it sounded like Chuck Norris doing a roundhouse kick.

One time I farted and it sounded like a million souls suddenly cried out in terror. And then... nothing.

One time a farted and it sounded like a Wookie with a head cold.

One time I farted and it sounded like the soul-wrenching sound of humpback whales. But then I adjusted my butt cheek compression and it just sounded like a fart again.

One time I farted and it sounded like the Hiphopapotamus, whose lyrics are bottomless....

One time I farted at band camp and it sounded like Miles Davis' "Some Kind of Blue"

This one time I farted and it sounded like something only men do. Because girls hold it. For no reason.

One time I farted and it sounded like wing night.

One time I farted and realized that's why women have curves.

One time I farted and it sounded like shit. The sub-woofer was blown out.

One time I farted, and an angel earned his wings.

One time I farted and it sounded like the chopper that Arnold Schwarzenegger and his companions had to get to.

My second husband proclaimed: "Girls don't fart."

I calmly replied, "Hmm.. a pre-pubescent thing eh? Do women Fart?"

All my cousins on my mother's side can still be heard tittering about their scatological
funnies.
Their Family word for fart is: Plitter.

One time I farted and the sound-asleep dog beneath the covers, bit my butt.

One time I farted and it sounded like James Earl Jones reading Shakespeare.

You totally just went there. Okay, now for Demolition Man fart jokes.

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This one time I farted and it sounded like Tupac when he turned into a Glock 17 magazine.

One time I farted and it sounded like this...

This one time I farted and J. Robert Oppenheimer declared that I had become death, the destroyer of worlds.

One time I farted, and it sounded like Elvish.

One time I farted and couldn't figure out how to use the damn three seashells.

One time I farted and I violated the verbal morality statute then was fined 2 credits.

One time I farted and it ended up on a shelf in Sandra Bolick's 20th century apt.

One time I farted and it became the number one requested mini-tune on the oldies station.

One time I farted and it sounded like a soccer match in South Africa.

Did Steve put you up to that, perchance? Hmmm?

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One time I farted and it sounded like Paganini and smelled like money.

That, right there, it totally made of win.

One time I farted and it sounded like silence. Deathly quiet. The silence of death. The deadly licorice fart.:eek:

Lindy

One time I farted and it sounded like napalm in the morning: the sound of victory.

One time I farted and it sounded like someone rewinding a recording of gunfire.

One time I farted and it sounded like a jazz singer improvising random syllables while crapping, and I thought, "So that's why it's called singing 'scat'...."

One time I farted and the sound unlocked my car.

One time I farted and it sounded like a shofar blowing.

One time time I farted and it sounded like a gospel choir singing. But I hadn't farted, it was the minister sitting next to me.

One time I farted and physicists thought a new universe was beginning.

One time I farted and it sounded like someone really obssessive-compulsive about organization: very anal.

One time I farted and it sounded like silence. But I hadn't farted, it was Paul Simon.

One time I farted and it sounded like an elk giving birth to a duck.

One time I farted and it sounded like Ornette Coleman beating a bagpipe to death with a live maribou stork.

Another time I farted and it sounded like a pygmy mosquito playing a kazoo while riding the world's smallest Harley over microscopic rumble strips. (I was very, very nervous.)

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One time I farted and it sounded like someone raped a mebranophome with a digeridoo.

One time I farted and th sound inspired me to make a thread about it.

One time i farted and it sounded like it inspired Martika to make a new song