One time I farted and it sounded exactly like what was coming out of my mouth.

Witnesses were none the wiser.

This is why I shouldn't read TFP at work while sipping coffee...

One time I farted and it sounded like diarrhea...:surprised:

One time I farted while alone in the woods...and I'm still not sure if it made a sound.

One time I farted and it sounded like the trumpet that heralds the end of the yuga.

One time I farted and it sound like the Happy Birthday Song...

One time I farted and it sounded like Brian Blessed clearing his throat.
This other time I farted and it sounded like Rush Limbaugh speaking his mind.

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod...

okay, that made me chortle out loud. Awesome fart joke, Uncle Phil!!!

One time I farted and it sounded like a chainsaw winding up.

One time I farted and it sounded like dialing Jenny at 867-5309.

One time I farted and it sounded like Hephaestus' hammer ringing on his anvil.

One time I farted and it sounded like a gerbil stuck in Richard Gere's ass.

One time I farted and it sounded like a house telling me to get out.

One time I farted and it sounded like....

Another time I farted and it sounded like....

no one is listening until you fart...

One time I farted and it sounded like an Indian Knockoff of a Harley magically shrunk down to 1/32 scale.

when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart...