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One time I farted and it sounded exactly like what was coming out of my mouth.
Witnesses were none the wiser. |
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One time I farted and it sounded like diarrhea...:surprised: One time I farted while alone in the woods...and I'm still not sure if it made a sound. |
One time I farted and it sounded like the trumpet that heralds the end of the yuga.
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One time I farted and it sound like the Happy Birthday Song...
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One time I farted and it sounded like Brian Blessed clearing his throat.
This other time I farted and it sounded like Rush Limbaugh speaking his mind. |
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod... |
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okay, that made me chortle out loud. Awesome fart joke, Uncle Phil!!! |
One time I farted and it sounded like a chainsaw winding up.
One time I farted and it sounded like dialing Jenny at 867-5309. One time I farted and it sounded like Hephaestus' hammer ringing on his anvil. One time I farted and it sounded like a gerbil stuck in Richard Gere's ass. One time I farted and it sounded like a house telling me to get out. |
One time I farted and it sounded like....
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no one is listening until you fart...
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One time I farted and it sounded like an Indian Knockoff of a Harley magically shrunk down to 1/32 scale.
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when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart...
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