The last active thread
 

This is going to be last thread on TFP. It's bomb-hardened, stored in a faraday cage, insulated and stuck down deep in a salt mine. It will survive the race wars, thermonuclear wars, zombie apocalypse, swine flu, Cap'n Tripps, the Rapture, the Sun going supernova, all of the universe's matter collapsing back in on itself, entropy from all the universe's matter continued expansion, genetic warfare, Martian invasion, attack of the killer bees, the reattachment of Plan9's penis, dlish's anal bomb, guccilvr's triumphant return, me being banned, the Cubs winning the World Series, the four horsemen, comets, dinosaurs, The Blob, Cylon attacks helped by super-smart apes, Amy Winehouse and the day the Earth runs out of beer.

So, post your advice here for our new cockroach overlords.

Make it a good one.

Avoid committees whenever possible.

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Good footwear is paramount.

as long as there's the word bomb with my name next to it, i wont press the button.

good job.

Always wear clean underwear, preferably your girlfriend's.

Never go full retard.

Do unto others as you would have others DO UNTO YOU.

Never build a leader too far up, or tear them too far down.

do it to others before they do it to you...

May I store my banking information in here?

Noone will ever insure this.

cockroach overlords: I'll be back. And then I'll step on all of you. This is a promise, not a threat.

I am tempted to close this thread... just to keep it safe.

The new uniforms have arrived.

http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/Prod...en_Costume.jpg

I'm sure they will fit nicely, if not, I have a shoe horn that might help, Oh, wait, that's not a shoe horn...........shhhhhhhhh,

http://www.absoluteexterminator.com/...nator-logo.jpg

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to lurk we go.

& to eat all the Hi-hos, of course.

If you deliberately piss me off and then give me the chance to make you look stupid, I'll take it every single time. Especially when it's going to make me more money and cost you a bunch.

is this thread a little like this song

More than a little, but a little more active.

You can freely pretend I'm that high.