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The_Jazz · 05-20-2010, 10:35 AM

This is going to be last thread on TFP. It's bomb-hardened, stored in a faraday cage, insulated and stuck down deep in a salt mine. It will survive the race wars, thermonuclear wars, zombie apocalypse, swine flu, Cap'n Tripps, the Rapture, the Sun going supernova, all of the universe's matter collapsing back in on itself, entropy from all the universe's matter continued expansion, genetic warfare, Martian invasion, attack of the killer bees, the reattachment of Plan9's penis, dlish's anal bomb, guccilvr's triumphant return, me being banned, the Cubs winning the World Series, the four horsemen, comets, dinosaurs, The Blob, Cylon attacks helped by super-smart apes, Amy Winehouse and the day the Earth runs out of beer.

So, post your advice here for our new cockroach overlords.

Make it a good one.

Amaras · 05-20-2010, 10:43 AM

Avoid committees whenever possible.

---------- Post added at 02:43 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:43 PM ----------

Good footwear is paramount.

dlish · 05-20-2010, 10:45 AM

as long as there's the word bomb with my name next to it, i wont press the button.

good job.

Amaras · 05-20-2010, 10:46 AM

Always wear clean underwear, preferably your girlfriend's.

FuglyStick · 05-20-2010, 10:52 AM

Never go full retard.

Idyllic · 05-20-2010, 11:00 AM

Do unto others as you would have others DO UNTO YOU.

Amaras · 05-20-2010, 11:08 AM

Never build a leader too far up, or tear them too far down.

uncle phil · 05-20-2010, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Idyllic

Do unto others as you would have others DO UNTO YOU.

do it to others before they do it to you...

Baraka_Guru · 05-20-2010, 12:57 PM

May I store my banking information in here?

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-20-2010, 02:51 PM

Noone will ever insure this.

ring · 05-20-2010, 03:52 PM

uncle phil · 05-20-2010, 05:08 PM

last thread.jpg

BadNick · 05-20-2010, 08:03 PM

cockroach overlords: I'll be back. And then I'll step on all of you. This is a promise, not a threat.

Charlatan · 05-20-2010, 08:48 PM

I am tempted to close this thread... just to keep it safe.

uncle phil · 05-21-2010, 02:27 AM

YouTube - Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers - Mary Jane's Last Dance

Idyllic · 05-21-2010, 04:02 AM

The new uniforms have arrived.

I'm sure they will fit nicely, if not, I have a shoe horn that might help, Oh, wait, that's not a shoe horn...........shhhhhhhhh,

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-21-2010, 02:30 PM

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to lurk we go.

& to eat all the Hi-hos, of course.

The_Jazz · 05-21-2010, 04:33 PM

If you deliberately piss me off and then give me the chance to make you look stupid, I'll take it every single time. Especially when it's going to make me more money and cost you a bunch.

dlish · 05-21-2010, 07:19 PM

is this thread a little like this song

YouTube - Last Love Song - The Robertson Brothers

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-22-2010, 08:03 AM

More than a little, but a little more active.

uncle phil · 05-22-2010, 10:53 AM

uncle phil · 05-23-2010, 09:09 AM

last thread - 1.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-23-2010, 09:14 AM

You can freely pretend I'm that high.

05-20-2010, 10:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	The last active thread This is going to be last thread on TFP. It's bomb-hardened, stored in a faraday cage, insulated and stuck down deep in a salt mine. It will survive the race wars, thermonuclear wars, zombie apocalypse, swine flu, Cap'n Tripps, the Rapture, the Sun going supernova, all of the universe's matter collapsing back in on itself, entropy from all the universe's matter continued expansion, genetic warfare, Martian invasion, attack of the killer bees, the reattachment of Plan9's penis, dlish's anal bomb, guccilvr's triumphant return, me being banned, the Cubs winning the World Series, the four horsemen, comets, dinosaurs, The Blob, Cylon attacks helped by super-smart apes, Amy Winehouse and the day the Earth runs out of beer. So, post your advice here for our new cockroach overlords. Make it a good one. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

05-20-2010, 10:43 AM	#2 (permalink)
Amaras Junkie Location: At my daughter's beck and call.	Avoid committees whenever possible. ---------- Post added at 02:43 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:43 PM ---------- Good footwear is paramount. __________________ Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state. -Noam Chomsky Love is a verb, not a noun. -My Mom The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later. -Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928

05-20-2010, 10:45 AM	#3 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	as long as there's the word bomb with my name next to it, i wont press the button. good job. __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

05-20-2010, 10:46 AM	#4 (permalink)
Amaras Junkie Location: At my daughter's beck and call.	Always wear clean underwear, preferably your girlfriend's. __________________ Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state. -Noam Chomsky Love is a verb, not a noun. -My Mom The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later. -Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928

05-20-2010, 10:52 AM	#5 (permalink)
FuglyStick WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE! Location: Southern Illinois	Never go full retard. __________________ AZIZ! LIGHT!

05-20-2010, 11:00 AM	#6 (permalink)
Idyllic Psycho Location: My House	Do unto others as you would have others DO UNTO YOU. __________________ you can tell them all you want but it won't matter until they think it does p.s. I contradict my contradictions, with or without intention, sometimes.

05-20-2010, 11:08 AM	#7 (permalink)
Amaras Junkie Location: At my daughter's beck and call.	Never build a leader too far up, or tear them too far down. __________________ Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state. -Noam Chomsky Love is a verb, not a noun. -My Mom The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later. -Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928

05-20-2010, 12:57 PM	#9 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	May I store my banking information in here? __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

05-20-2010, 02:51 PM	#10 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Noone will ever insure this. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-20-2010, 03:52 PM	#11 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤

05-20-2010, 05:08 PM	#12 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	last thread.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-20-2010, 08:03 PM	#13 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	cockroach overlords: I'll be back. And then I'll step on all of you. This is a promise, not a threat.

05-20-2010, 08:48 PM	#14 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I am tempted to close this thread... just to keep it safe. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-21-2010, 04:02 AM	#16 (permalink)
Idyllic Psycho Location: My House	The new uniforms have arrived. I'm sure they will fit nicely, if not, I have a shoe horn that might help, Oh, wait, that's not a shoe horn...........shhhhhhhhh, __________________ you can tell them all you want but it won't matter until they think it does p.s. I contradict my contradictions, with or without intention, sometimes.

05-21-2010, 02:30 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to lurk we go. & to eat all the Hi-hos, of course. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-21-2010, 04:33 PM	#18 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	If you deliberately piss me off and then give me the chance to make you look stupid, I'll take it every single time. Especially when it's going to make me more money and cost you a bunch. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

05-22-2010, 08:03 AM	#20 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	More than a little, but a little more active. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-22-2010, 10:53 AM	#21 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-23-2010, 09:09 AM	#22 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	last thread - 1.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-23-2010, 09:14 AM	#23 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	You can freely pretend I'm that high. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT