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Crack · 04-25-2010, 09:27 AM

Alright TFP men, here is how it goes. Drop trou. Underwear too. Next step, get dick hard as possible, I'm talking full on engorged. We'll wait here. .. .. .. Okay, good? Next step, position yourself where you are standing above your keyboard, so that your balls are resting near your caps lock and shift key on the far left side. Okay, good. Now, slap your dick as hard as you can stand it on the keyboard, then post the results. I'll start!

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Ok! Now you guys go!

DaveOrion · 04-25-2010, 09:35 AM

Plan9 · 04-25-2010, 09:45 AM

MexicanOnABike · 04-25-2010, 02:36 PM

this is typed from my laptop: i broke my desktop keyboard.

Charlatan · 04-25-2010, 05:23 PM

Plan9 · 04-25-2010, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

:"?

Hey, cheater! Your balls were on the Shift key!

Fly · 04-25-2010, 08:36 PM

q./

hey.......i have a big sack.

BadNick · 04-25-2010, 08:38 PM

I'm gonna have to wait til the family is not around to do that or they might have me arrested for sexually abusing my laptop.

Plan9 · 04-25-2010, 10:06 PM

... this is a serious thread? The two keys I selected were an attempt at a joke.

Xerxys · 04-25-2010, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9

... this is a serious thread? The two keys I selected were an attempt at a joke.

In a darkened basement somewhere in Ohio, crack is feeling so much more better about himself.

Shauk · 04-25-2010, 11:35 PM

Pointing towards the F1 key or towards the numpad? details, man!

BadNick · 04-26-2010, 08:42 AM

I got a "GF" out of it...and I didn't even have my "caps lock" on so I figure my parts must have hit that, too. I really like the symbolism and I hope my GF likes it, too.

Crack · 04-27-2010, 07:35 AM

Actually, I was waiting for halx to come in here and type: qawsedrftgyhujikol

The_Jazz · 04-27-2010, 08:16 AM

Geez, Crack. Let me just say what everyone else here is thinking and let you know that the sexual tension isn't nearly as exciting as you think it is. It's not like you and Halx are Ross and Rachel. You two should just fuck and get it over with already.

Damn.

Oh yeah - there's no result for "end", "delete" and "page down".

DaveOrion · 04-27-2010, 08:21 AM

My dick is sore & I dont like this game anymore. (Dave takes his balls & goes home)

Xerxys · 04-27-2010, 02:58 PM

a456

Oh snap, mine keeps on hitting the enter key ...

Crack · 04-28-2010, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Jazz

Geez, Crack. Let me just say what everyone else here is thinking and let you know that the sexual tension isn't nearly as exciting as you think it is. It's not like you and Halx are Ross and Rachel. You two should just fuck and get it over with already.

Damn.

Oh yeah - there's no result for "end", "delete" and "page down".

But... he's my lobster...

Plan9 · 04-28-2010, 06:34 PM

I hate lobster. *racks shotgun slide*

Fremen · 04-29-2010, 12:02 AM

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I think I need a shower. It stuck to it for a second.

Ourcrazymodern? · 04-29-2010, 04:36 PM

my father's initials, & it's pissing me off. No, wait! I like it.

jk

BadNick · 05-03-2010, 07:38 AM

OCM?,
apparently they tried to stop you but now it's too late

04-25-2010, 09:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	A game just for men! Alright TFP men, here is how it goes. Drop trou. Underwear too. Next step, get dick hard as possible, I'm talking full on engorged. We'll wait here. .. .. .. Okay, good? Next step, position yourself where you are standing above your keyboard, so that your balls are resting near your caps lock and shift key on the far left side. Okay, good. Now, slap your dick as hard as you can stand it on the keyboard, then post the results. I'll start! as Ok! Now you guys go! __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

04-25-2010, 09:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
DaveOrion Playing With Fire Location: Disaster Area	df __________________ *Syriana*...have you ever tried liquid MDMA?....Liquid MDMA? No....Arash, when you wanna do this?.....After prayer...

04-25-2010, 09:45 AM	#3 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	`z __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

04-25-2010, 02:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	this is typed from my laptop: i broke my desktop keyboard. __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

04-25-2010, 05:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	:"? __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

04-25-2010, 08:36 PM	#7 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	q./ hey.......i have a big sack. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-25-2010, 08:38 PM	#8 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I'm gonna have to wait til the family is not around to do that or they might have me arrested for sexually abusing my laptop.

04-25-2010, 10:06 PM	#9 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	... this is a serious thread? The two keys I selected were an attempt at a joke. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

04-25-2010, 11:35 PM	#11 (permalink)
Shauk Confused Adult Location: Spokane, WA	Pointing towards the F1 key or towards the numpad? details, man!

04-26-2010, 08:42 AM	#12 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I got a "GF" out of it...and I didn't even have my "caps lock" on so I figure my parts must have hit that, too. I really like the symbolism and I hope my GF likes it, too.

04-27-2010, 07:35 AM	#13 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Actually, I was waiting for halx to come in here and type: qawsedrftgyhujikol __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

04-27-2010, 08:16 AM	#14 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Geez, Crack. Let me just say what everyone else here is thinking and let you know that the sexual tension isn't nearly as exciting as you think it is. It's not like you and Halx are Ross and Rachel. You two should just fuck and get it over with already. Damn. Oh yeah - there's no result for "end", "delete" and "page down". __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

04-27-2010, 08:21 AM	#15 (permalink)
DaveOrion Playing With Fire Location: Disaster Area	My dick is sore & I dont like this game anymore. (Dave takes his balls & goes home) __________________ *Syriana*...have you ever tried liquid MDMA?....Liquid MDMA? No....Arash, when you wanna do this?.....After prayer...

04-27-2010, 02:58 PM	#16 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	a456 Oh snap, mine keeps on hitting the enter key ...

04-28-2010, 06:34 PM	#18 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I hate lobster. racks shotgun slide __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

04-29-2010, 04:36 PM	#20 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	my father's initials, & it's pissing me off. No, wait! I like it. jk __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

04-29-2010, 12:02 AM	#19 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I think I need a shower. It stuck to it for a second. __________________ Google

05-03-2010, 07:38 AM	#21 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	OCM?, apparently they tried to stop you but now it's too late