Femmes and Fauna -- [earthy erotica] *NSFW*
 

I don't have a witty opening prologue or description for this thread at this exact moment because, well, it takes too much effort on my part trying to lure you, the potential audience member in, and never really knowing whether or not anyone other than myself enjoys the theme.

The real reason I'm not at a convenience to take the ten minutes or so to outline this synopsis of the thread's aim well and think it over, is that's all I've done over the past month. I truly wanted to give this a great description, right in the title, because that's the entire basis for this topic's sharing commons: lovely, mostly nude women, and their critter companions. I didn't want to entitle this "pussies & kitties" or anything like that, because that doesn't give the feel for what this will eventually become. And I also chose to feature it here instead of over at the EZ because I think there might be a tiny spark within a few of you folks to help me proliferate this endeavor.

This will not degrade into a gross, lewd, or obscene thread because I will not allow it to become something akin to bestiality and such. Think of it as an exhibition of quirky photography featuring women, in various stages of dress, along with their pet animals to give the picture some more 'pop'.


So, with the above off-the-cuff thoughts aside, let us begin:

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-- courtesy of: Ryan McGinley – MUSE Artwork (Winter 2009) | Voyons Voir - J'aime le frivole

more portrayals:





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Oh, and to deter anyone from changing my title, it has 'erotica' in there already, (though these images are not really meant to be "hot")
so please, do not petition a mod/admin to slap a 'NSFW' in there. Thank you.

Oh, man. I am so off-put by the numerous post-edited NFSW-titles abound, especially when it occurs in my own threads. (I'd rather re-title it myself to make it known that occasional instances of titties may occur; and most of this board is inherently not safe for work, so when you read 'erotica' or 'personal accounts of the sensual kind' or even 'how often do you think about sex at work?' in the title of threads, it's pretty safe to assume that if it so happens that your co-workers or supervisor glances your activity in such discussions, it's not going to be a pretty scene.

Question for the next mod: instead of NSFW, what else can I supplant in the title to make this abundantly clear and aware to all that this thread has nude females and caged birds? It's like celery; NSFW in a title is my celery (in that I can't stomach seeing it because that is not what the thread is inherently about, and in the end, it's a hollow identifier).


Moving on... "fluffy lingerie"

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Gavin Bond for GQ UK

[touchpuppet.]

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Barbi Benton, Hugh Hefner's first girlfriend, lounging alongside the Playboy Mansion's wildlife.

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Pavlinov, I do not like first of all for their infinite stupidity. It is empty and stupid bird.
If, for example, to characterize such an animal as the giraffe a succinct and accurate word, I say - a cow! So the peacock can be the same as described in one word, and have nothing to add. This word - chicken.

Jet, I read every word you wrote. I also like this theme.


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tutorial of sorts
 

Alright, time to don my alternator-perfectionist cap back on and provide helpful hints here for any future contributors:


foundation to picture portrayals and uploading, an addendum:
First of all, unless you trust the website resource in which you are pulling these images from, I truly would discourage and even vehemently protest against any member hotlinking images from just the first 'searched-found' image you happened upon; what happens is that when a web admin finds out that random people are siphoning off their bandwidth, they are very seldom pleased to allow it to continue draining dollars from their website's upkeep and maintenance. So, what they usually do first when they find this out is that they disallow privileges to the image, and then the previously 'fine' image becomes broken, red-X'd, or worse, a huge advertising banner for the originating site featuring a monkey, or a penguin, or an eyeless man, telling you to "F-off!". I don't want that.

Thus, I strongly encourage you fine folks to sign up for a free image hosting website.
Though, I will say, unless it contains no nudity at all, even suggestively-so is off-limits, I should kindly remind you now, at this early stage, that the images or links from the specific websites of PHOTOBUCKET and IMAGESHACK should not ever be contributed here.

Instead, other easy alternatives to those unmentionables above that DO allow artistic nudity are sites such as flickr, (but make sure the appropriate 'nudity filter' is selected in your settings) imagesocket, (it's as easy as photobucket, with nudity, but hotlinked images must be below 150 kb or so) and tumblr (really, simply, the best solution, I've found).


Alternatively, you can also upload via the TFP's attachment feature, (though all files must be below 100kb to upload) as both Fremen and kramus have displayed above, but here's something you may not have known:

see that that little icon there in your advanced text editor box; it's a paper clip!
(I always wondered what it did, and I found out about 6 months ago, but it is the forum attachment feature here)
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click it once to bring up the attachment uploader pop-up window, and then you can proceed as you normally would; but what I had to find out first-hand, and would almost insist upon in the future, is, well... click the paper clip button once more after you have uploaded your file(s), and it will no longer instantly open up the new pop-up uploader window, but instead, show you via a drop-down menu, all of your files uploaded for this one unsubmitted post.
it will display the original filename of your image, but go ahead and click 'em, and you'll notice that inside your text box, a new tag looking similar to this, [ATTTACH] will appear. That's your uploaded image!, and you can freely display it anywhere in your post (top, bottom, in-between paragraphs, wherever) without having that cumbersome static outline box that stretches the thread over to the right for overly-large or multiple images.
This is the solution so that all images will display vertically and correctly. Ah! :thumbsup:

back to our regularly-scheduled thread, a little more vintage titillation:
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Just to note: not all of the relevant contributions here must contain nudity
 

..though it does make it all the more intriguing.

just two ingredients are necessary: (if you aren't like BadNick and usually just scroll past my tangential musings and may have missed my initial outline above) femmes (woman, multiple and beautiful is more desired) & fauna (animals or wildlife, preferably still alive at the time of the snapshot).


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(awesome. I don't use the word often so as to preserve its integrity as a 'bewildering' sort of term for 'AMAZING!',
but tineye is an everyday, if not every free hour, internet tool to which I subscribe and I absolutely love. info for photo above, below: )

French starlet Philomene Toulouse angling for attention with her pet fox and bare torso, at the Cannes Film Festival.
-- Photographed by Paul Schutzer, mid-May 1962. © Time Inc.

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Devon Aoki

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Aoki was born in New York City and grew up in California, attending The American School in London in Westminster. Her Japanese American father, Rocky Aoki, a former Olympic wrestler, is the owner and founder of the Benihana restaurant chain. Her mother, Pamela Hilburger, is a jewelery designer of English and German heritage. Her brother, Steve Aoki, is a well-known Los Angeles, California DJ, and is the founder of the Dim Mak Records. Devon also has a sister and half brother Cole Price.

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In 1953 Joyce McKenzie played the faithful
Jane to Lex Barker's Tarzan No. 10, and
Cheetah, of course.

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and in case you were wondering: yes, that is a baby deer
 

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Audrey Hepburn dressing room with Ip, 1958 by Bob Willoughby

Still from editorial originally published by Life Magazine
Archival Prints Available At:

Archival Photographs by Bob Willoughby

ahhh, Farrah and the Cougar

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Woman & Horse
 

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"You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus."

— Mark Twain

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It's truly astounding that I was able to find a response to the above, but I did it in less than 6 hours without even trying.


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Some say men are the true animals
 

...but there's always an argument for the other side.

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(muppet eater)

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(kitty+porn)

and another
 

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source unknown

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They're smart and they never forget...I'm sure that applies to my wife.

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both images above are from the 2010 Pirelli Calendar, photographed by Terry Richardson

This next one, I also thought was from the Pirelli catalogue, and I suppose it could be from a past calendar year, but I'm not about to squander an hour trying to verify it. Just enjoy.

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source currently unknown

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Picasso Pablo - Woman and fauna, 1956

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("Dragon's Tongue") by Vitaliy Sokol

The Little Gray Guy is the ultimate lady's cat.

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Woman & Horse - Pt. II
 

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Pasiphae was the mortal daughter of Perse and Helius and the wife of King Minos (therefore, she was Queen of Crete). Minos insulted Poseidon and for that, Poseidon made Pasiphae fall in love with a bull. So Pasiphae, in love with the bull, got the great inventor/builder named Daedalus to build her a wooden cow she could crawl inside, and through it, mate with the bull. Through this, she became the mother of the monster the Minotaur. She was also the mother of Glaucus, Andogeus, Phaedra, and Ariadne by her husband, Minos.

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I hadn't immediately recalled the the story to which to you alluded to, (and utilized as a theme for your post above) but because of your post, BadNick, you made my mind recall another mythos from the Greek anthology: the story of Europa.

The mythographers tell that Zeus was enamored of Europa and decided to seduce or ravish her, the two being near-equivalent in Greek myth. He transformed himself into a tame white bull and mixed in with her father's herds. While Europa and her female attendants were gathering flowers, she saw the bull, caressed his flanks, and eventually got onto his back. Zeus took that opportunity and ran to the sea and swam, with her on his back, to the island of Crete. He then revealed his true identity, and Europa became the first queen of Crete.

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Enlèvement d'Europe by Nöel-Nicolas Coypel, c. 1726


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Zeus and Europa by Atelier Teee

Bronze statue of Zeus and Europa from Greek mythology at the Ringling Museum of Art in Sarasota, Florida.

Women's puppies
 

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by Yulia ♥


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An American Apparel ad featuring some model's name I'm guessing might be fake.

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Monica Bellucci (with black panther), by Ali Mahdavi

Love your post and applaud you for sharing and adding such interesting insight to our "animal nature".

Just beautiful on so many levels, thank you!!

more to add to the "big cats with hot dames" theme
 

hopefully come time the next page rolls over, I'll pull down my brim and get back to posting actual feminine nudity alongside intriguing wildlife.