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The Perfect Woman (NSFW)

Let the record show that the perfect woman has a penis for a head and a vagina for a mouth. Her lips are still.....lips.

Skafe is going through a divorce?

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Originally Posted by Manic_Skafe (Post 2759308)

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Discuss.

it's about time they figured that out.

i don't get the dick on top part though..........why the fuck is that there?

I don't get the penis head either.

Ideally, it would be a sexy mouth for the BJ servicing. :thumbsup:

Unless they are trying to say the perfect woman only ever thinks about cock...???

Or the perfect woman is a dick head?

I am lost on that one....

Edit : Noteworthy that they do include a clitoris. I'd've figured its function and use would've been totally lost on the men purchasing this product...

I think it must mean that the perfect woman comes with a strap-on. 'Cause every guy wants to take a little in the ass sometimes...shhhh. ;)

Clearly, the perfect woman has a dick permanently wedged between her tits.

It isn't that difficult, people.

This thread is about as funny as John Goodman having sex with Queen Latifah.

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Originally Posted by Plan9 (Post 2759836)

This thread is about as funny as John Goodman having sex with Queen Latifah.

Quit turning me on!

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Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern? (Post 2759830)

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i gotta go with this.............:paranoid:

No-no, less hair... more ass.

c'mon, you'd hit it in a heartbeat...

Heidi!
Boobie penis thing, you are OUT!

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Originally Posted by mixedmedia (Post 2760013)

Heidi!
Boobie penis thing, you are OUT!

But unfortunately women in the pictures posted by our uncle here have the ability to talk. That is NOT perfection!