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The Perfect Woman (NSFW)
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ZOMG I want one!
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Let the record show that the perfect woman has a penis for a head and a vagina for a mouth. Her lips are still.....lips.
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/walleyed
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Skafe is going through a divorce?
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i don't get the dick on top part though..........why the fuck is that there?
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I don't get the penis head either.
Ideally, it would be a sexy mouth for the BJ servicing. :thumbsup: Unless they are trying to say the perfect woman only ever thinks about cock...??? Or the perfect woman is a dick head? I am lost on that one.... Edit : Noteworthy that they do include a clitoris. I'd've figured its function and use would've been totally lost on the men purchasing this product... |
I think it must mean that the perfect woman comes with a strap-on. 'Cause every guy wants to take a little in the ass sometimes...shhhh. ;)
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Clearly, the perfect woman has a dick permanently wedged between her tits.
It isn't that difficult, people. |
This thread is about as funny as John Goodman having sex with Queen Latifah.
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i gotta go with this.............:paranoid: |
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No-no, less hair... more ass.
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c'mon, you'd hit it in a heartbeat...
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Heidi!
Boobie penis thing, you are OUT! |
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