iPad. I'm totally going to sue - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

clavus · 01-27-2010, 01:35 PM

Dude! I came up with this in 2005! Note the ©.

Daniel_ · 01-27-2010, 01:44 PM

Go for it. I think with a good lawyer you could at least get a free one.

Xerxys · 01-27-2010, 04:48 PM

ohh god!

Charlatan · 01-27-2010, 04:49 PM

YouTube - Mad Tv - IPad

clavus · 01-27-2010, 05:06 PM

Yup. I remember when MadTV did that. It was after my cartoon. But that's OK. I did a cartoon last year and unwittingly ripped off a Mad Magazine idea from 30 years ago.

Charlatan · 01-27-2010, 05:12 PM

Even Stevens then...

Xerxys · 01-27-2010, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Charlatan

Even Stevens then...

Quote:

That Time Of The Month: The Internet's Best Period-Related iPad Jokes [Period Pieces]

from Jezebel by LatoyaPeterson26 people liked this

Apple's iPad announcement earlier this afternoon prompted a score of WTFing across the internet, prompting many to ask, "Are there any women on Apple's marketing team?" Answer: Apparently not. (Period.)
From Twitter (for what it's worth, #iTampon is apparently the number three trending topic on the site.):
tjakabon: "It surfs the web AND stops the bleeding."
Gelatobaby: And you can use the giant QWERTY keyboard to get your period on the #iPad!
CarolBlymire: Is #apple making an iPad for light-flow days? Just wondering...
Trish1981: iPad? Really? All I can say is, I'm sticking with Always, bitches.
tremendousnews: So I can say "That chick is on her iPad" and not be called a pig? Thank you Apple.
melissapierce: iPad has changed "the conversation" from how we use tech in context to how we use tech as Kotex. (who named this thing?)
TwittsMcGee: I haven't heard this many period jokes since I was forced to watch The View last month. #iPad
kathycacace: Okay, just one more. The iPad: protecting your data from embarrassing incidents.
Johnpapa: "64 gig iPad will forever be known as the heavy flow model."
From the comments section of "Period Pieces":
lady_justice: Did the prototype come with a belt?
Lymed: Does the Period Tracker app come free?
fauxfruit: If I order this, will my boyfriend and I have to worry if it comes late?
andBegorrah: If you and your friends all buy one, will they sync up?
boston_nj: Meh. I'll wait until they come out with the iDivaCup
morninggloria: Don't wear white jeans while using an iPad, and especially don't use an iPad in front of your crush. You're a teen magazine embarrassing moment waiting to happen.
ms negative the easy-going unicorn: someone needs to make a 'mysterious blue liquid stain on white' wallpaper for this.
LilSpitfire: Later in the year they will be releasing the companion tablet pen, the Ipon.
Vesuvius At Home (I believe in peace, bitch): But what if the cute boys see me shopping for one? What if my dad has to take me??
NellMood: It's so beautiful when an electronics company finally becomes a woman...
Cinnamoncanuck: @NellMood: Aunt Flo will be so happy! Reply
soykatrina: Eh, I prefer the CVS brand. A few bucks less but does the same thing...
vlvtjones: So will iffy Wifi coverage be called iSpotting?
morninggloria: Can I get a scented iPad for when my data feels not-so-fresh?
Mary McCarthyite: Everyone, just try to Stay(free) calm and Poise(d). It's Always nice to see a new product on the market. I Depend on Apple to come up with great ideas. Maybe we're taking this out of Kotex.
Lymed: Somebody give the iPad a Red Bull, because it ain't no good without wings.
andBegorrah: Are you there, God? It's me, Marketing.
NellMood: iPads are for 8th graders. I'm waiting for the iTampon, because I prefer to do all my interneting from inside my vagina.
BicSharpie: Hopefully it will help people deal with the 24-hour news cycle.

ratbastid · 01-27-2010, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by clavus

Yup. I remember when MadTV did that. It was after my cartoon. But that's OK. I did a cartoon last year and unwittingly ripped off a Mad Magazine idea from 30 years ago.

There are no new ideas.

The idea that there are no new ideas is not a new idea.

The idea that the idea that there are no new ideas is not a new idea is not a new idea.

MAYBE the idea that the idea that the idea that there are no new ideas is not a new idea is not a new idea IS a new idea, though!

little_tippler · 01-28-2010, 07:51 AM

so how long do you think it will take for this product to tank or be renamed? lol

Plan9 · 01-28-2010, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ratbastid

There are no new ideas.

The idea that there are no new ideas is not a new idea.

The idea that the idea that there are no new ideas is not a new idea is not a new idea.

MAYBE the idea that the idea that the idea that there are no new ideas is not a new idea is not a new idea IS a new idea, though!

*head explodes like that guy in Scanners*

Baraka_Guru · 01-28-2010, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ratbastid

There are no new ideas.

The idea that there are no new ideas is not a new idea.

The idea that the idea that there are no new ideas is not a new idea is not a new idea.

MAYBE the idea that the idea that the idea that there are no new ideas is not a new idea is not a new idea IS a new idea, though!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eccl 1:9

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.

—King Solomon

The_Jazz · 01-28-2010, 10:14 AM

This is the point where Battlestar Galactica has to be mentioned. All of this has happened before and will happen again.

Parsley Priest · 01-28-2010, 05:56 PM

Where do you insert the headphones?

Fly · 01-28-2010, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Parsley Priest

Where do you insert the headphones?

the other end silly.............

carrot glace · 01-28-2010, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Fly

the other end silly.............

and just below the power button

01-27-2010, 01:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	iPad. I'm totally going to sue Dude! I came up with this in 2005! Note the ©. __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

01-27-2010, 01:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	Go for it. I think with a good lawyer you could at least get a free one. __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

01-27-2010, 05:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	Yup. I remember when MadTV did that. It was after my cartoon. But that's OK. I did a cartoon last year and unwittingly ripped off a Mad Magazine idea from 30 years ago. __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

01-27-2010, 05:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Even Stevens then... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

01-28-2010, 07:51 AM	#9 (permalink)
little_tippler Leaning against the -Sun- Super Moderator Location: on the other side	so how long do you think it will take for this product to tank or be renamed? lol __________________ Whether we write or speak or do but look We are ever unapparent. What we are Cannot be transfused into word or book. Our soul from us is infinitely far. However much we give our thoughts the will To be our soul and gesture it abroad, Our hearts are incommunicable still. In what we show ourselves we are ignored. The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged By any skill of thought or trick of seeming. Unto our very selves we are abridged When we would utter to our thought our being. We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams, And each to each other dreams of others' dreams. Fernando Pessoa, 1918

01-27-2010, 04:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	ohh god!

01-28-2010, 10:14 AM	#12 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	This is the point where Battlestar Galactica has to be mentioned. All of this has happened before and will happen again. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

01-28-2010, 05:56 PM	#13 (permalink)
Parsley Priest Upright Location: Lexington, VA	Where do you insert the headphones? __________________ This man-of-action manages to be both morally and sexually ambigious at the same time. His gorgeous hair is iron-gray. His chocolate-colored eyes burn with buried pain.