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Old 01-18-2010, 05:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Mornin'

that's right........post your good mornings here.







i wanna spit coffee on my screen too,so make 'em good.............
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Old 01-18-2010, 06:05 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-18-2010, 06:05 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 01-18-2010, 06:31 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Good Mornin'...
Here's a wake-up call for everybody

(sorry if the end is offensive)
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Old 01-18-2010, 10:30 AM   #5 (permalink)
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so far........Shell is in the lead..........that was awesome,been awhile since i heard that.


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Old 01-19-2010, 03:18 AM   #6 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-19-2010, 04:04 AM   #7 (permalink)
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MORNIN' FUCKERS
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Old 01-19-2010, 04:38 AM   #8 (permalink)
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^ mornin' folgers ^
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Old 01-19-2010, 04:43 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 01-19-2010, 04:50 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Good mornin'!

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Old 01-19-2010, 06:23 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Here's a little poem you're bound to love:



In Praise of Joe


I love you hot
I love you iced and in a pinch
I will even consume you tepid.

Dark brown as wet bark of an apple tree,
dark as the waters flowing out of a spooky swamp
rich with tannin and smelling of thick life—

but you have your own scent that even
rising as steam kicks my brain into gear.
I drink you rancid out of vending machines,

I drink you at coffee bars for $6 a hit,
I drink you dribbling down my chin from a thermos
in cars, in stadiums, on the moonwashed beach.

Mornings you go off in my mouth like an electric
siren, radiating to my fingertips and toes.
You rattle my spine and buzz in my brain.

Whether latte, cappuccino, black or Greek
you keep me cooking, you keep me on line.
Without you, I would never get out of bed

but spend my life pressing the snooze
button. I would creep through wan days
in the form of a large shiny slug.

You waken in me the gift of speech when I
am dumb as a rock buried in damp earth.
It is you who make me human every dawn.
All my books are written with your ink.


"In Praise of Joe" by Marge Piercy from The Crooked Inheritance.


see, everybody loves 'joe'........
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Old 01-19-2010, 07:14 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shell View Post
^ mornin' folgers ^
A pose like that calls for some Potato Salad...
Feel free to skip ahead to the 1 minute mark.
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Old 01-19-2010, 07:18 PM   #13 (permalink)
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^whoa, that sure blows my morning stretches program all to hell!
Awesome find, redlemon!
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Old 01-19-2010, 07:44 PM   #14 (permalink)
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yes joe............everybody loves you,you bastard........


and redlemon.........for some reason my back hurts now.


thanks guys......
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Old 01-20-2010, 03:33 AM   #15 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-20-2010, 04:12 AM   #16 (permalink)
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thanks to Shell for the idea.......will get my rooster up here soon too......


Mornin'


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Old 01-20-2010, 05:13 AM   #17 (permalink)
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^He's a beauty, Fly, but i need more than that to wake me up...maybe this'll do it:
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Old 01-20-2010, 05:19 AM   #18 (permalink)
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G'mornin'.

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Old 01-21-2010, 03:26 AM   #19 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-21-2010, 04:34 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 01-22-2010, 03:42 AM   #21 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 01-22-2010, 03:53 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 01-22-2010, 05:30 AM   #23 (permalink)
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^...ok, I spit my coffee on my screen...you win, fly

Video:
"gOoD MOrniNg AmERiCa, hOw aRe yOU".....Johnny Cash

...and good morning to all the tfp countries here...AusTraLia, Uk,
CaNada, iNdia (dubai), MeXico, and many more!

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Old 01-23-2010, 03:23 AM   #24 (permalink)
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(no, it ain't donovan, but it'll have to do...)

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-23-2010, 07:17 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Good Morning, Sunshine
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Old 01-23-2010, 07:24 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Good morning, world!
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Old 01-23-2010, 07:25 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Morning. On my hour break between shifts. I am so effing tired.
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Old 01-23-2010, 07:53 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 01-24-2010, 03:24 AM   #29 (permalink)
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fly will appreciate this...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-25-2010, 04:24 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Good Morning...flood warning here in north carolina, tornado warning, torrential rain...but, yeah, still a good morning because I'm warm and dry and home with a fire in the fireplace and I think everyone around is okay too. Cheers
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Old 01-25-2010, 04:29 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 01-25-2010, 05:51 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 01-28-2010, 06:16 AM   #33 (permalink)
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This guy has seen better mornings. Hope everyone is having a better one...

"Let me explain":
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Old 01-28-2010, 06:20 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 01-28-2010, 09:36 AM   #35 (permalink)
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NO, I haven't had my coffee yet this morning. Why do you ask?
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Old 01-29-2010, 04:57 AM   #36 (permalink)
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i know it ain't sunday but.........


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Old 01-29-2010, 05:20 AM   #37 (permalink)
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^ ...very nice...and "top o the morn" to you...
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Old 01-30-2010, 02:18 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Old 01-30-2010, 04:33 AM   #39 (permalink)
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BG, that kitty was adorable!

I woke up singing this:
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Old 01-30-2010, 04:45 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Mornin' all........have a smokin' weekend
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