Magpie_1

Martian said he would leave me for Matt Damon.

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"Art is what you can get away with."
- Andy Warhol

Xerxys

Matt Damon!

Daniel_

Had to be done...

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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Martian

Strictly speaking, what I said was that I'd leave me for Matt Damon, and that you'd be stupid not to.

Although, if we're being honest...

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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said

- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

Fremen

Hello, I'm Matt Damon. (ignore my silky mustache)
I have computer problems, Martian is welcome to come over any time.
The sexing is conditional.

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Google

SSJTWIZTA

Dan made the inevitable happen. good man.

i'm sorry, but I'd leave you for matt damon too.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

Xerxys

No Fair changing the title of the thread ... I liked the mishap, I could make it mean whatever I want it to !!!

Fly

yeah........figures.........



.....weirdo.

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SterlingStudios

1boomer

Bea Arther about what Howard Stern said about her

onodrim

Matt Damon is one of smeth's man crushes, I would completely understand if he made the same choice.

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-Carl Sagan

Ourcrazymodern?

Who's Matt Damon?

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The_Jazz

This is your opportunity to leave him for me.

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"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Plan9

"Matt Day-mun."

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

SecretMethod70

There is a difference between a man-crush and an actual crush... I can't say I'd want to sex Matt Damon

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Le temps détruit tout

"Musicians are the carriers and communicators of spirit in the most immediate sense." - Kurt Elling

The_Jazz

He sexes you, you sex him. We all know a swordfight is involved. He is an action movie star, after all.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Xerxys

little_tippler

I don't see it, at all. *shrug

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Whether we write or speak or do but look
We are ever unapparent. What we are
Cannot be transfused into word or book.
Our soul from us is infinitely far.
However much we give our thoughts the will
To be our soul and gesture it abroad,
Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged
By any skill of thought or trick of seeming.
Unto our very selves we are abridged
When we would utter to our thought our being.
We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams,
And each to each other dreams of others' dreams.

Fernando Pessoa, 1918

Xerxys

Well, then. Allow me to explain.

He also has this going for him ...



Do you see it now tippler?

SSJTWIZTA

fix that tie, damon!

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

Charlatan

I'd hit it...

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- Old Man Luedecke