Tophat665

Yeah, and tremble before him!
You fear him, and rightly so!

He disapproves of your shenanigans!


He thirsts for the blood of small, cute animals!


He will Steal your girlfriend...


... and make free with her virtue!


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He will corrupt your children!
http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/...102-072210.jpg

He will put an annoying song in your head that you will never never never never never never never be able to get rid of....

And his ultimate aim is the very destruction of the planet!!!!!one!OneOne!!!Eleventy!

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Jetée

You should have quit while you were on top.

'free of virtue' was the perfect closing tip. haha.

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uncle phil

looks phallic to me..

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BadNick

Tophat665

True, but I had to get the Narwhal song in there. That was the whole point. So to speak.

And, well...

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Giant Hamburger

Marvel at the natural circulation reactor plant of the USS Narwhal

Tophat665

Boat mentioned by name in Clancy's Red Storm Rising. The Wikipedia article cribbed from it a little ("Spent more time in Russian waters than some of the Soviet Navy.")

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kramus

These critters make a polar dip even more challenging

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BadNick

missed Halloween but there's always next year

Tophat665

It's a little known fact that the ceiling fan is the natural enemy of the narwhal.

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Poppinjay

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Charlatan

Fuck Pirates vs. Ninjas...

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!


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Even Dr. Suess knows who would win...

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BadNick

show me your narwhal!

Jetée

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi