do not click this thread - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

dlish · 12-01-2009, 01:05 AM

i told you not to, but your curiosity got the better of you didnt it

why do people do things when they are told not to. you cant say it's for the rush, there is no rush in clicking a link.

so why did you click this thread?

Shauk · 12-01-2009, 01:16 AM

because authority is an illusion.

Martian · 12-01-2009, 01:16 AM

I'm a rebel.

I don't need you and your steenking rules.

Xerxys · 12-01-2009, 02:23 AM

When I read the title I made that clicking sound with my tongue, does that count?

wooÐs · 12-01-2009, 02:45 AM

I just skimmed over the title and didn't really read it.

healer · 12-01-2009, 03:01 AM

It was the only thread that came up when I clicked the 'New Posts' link.

uncle phil · 12-01-2009, 03:16 AM

i think you crossed the line here...

The_Jazz · 12-01-2009, 05:27 AM

Where's my punishment, dammit?! I've been a bad boy!

LordEden · 12-01-2009, 05:57 AM

Cause who DOESN'T press the Big Red Button (tm) when it says "DO NOT PRESS". I mean, who do you think I am?

BadNick · 12-01-2009, 06:28 AM

as soon as I ran my cursor over the thread title like this

I saw that you're playing a game so I opened it just to say this.

Shell · 12-01-2009, 06:33 AM

Dahling, ah didn't "click on the thread", ah clicked on my mouse.
See how good we southern belles are at manipulating the truth?

ahh c'mon sugar...it's just a lil white lie...nothing a mint julep won't fix

Baraka_Guru · 12-01-2009, 08:00 AM

How about I click your FACE?!

dlish · 12-01-2009, 08:11 AM

i'd rather you click on my ASS!

or better yet, looks like jazz is looking for a lil' sum'in sum'in, so im sure you could accomodate

oh shell...

and nick..you're a bad sport...not only do you avoid my little trap, but you then decide to let the secret out. ^refer to my first comment

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just so you know....

if you click on this thread 69 times you will get a stripper popup that flashes you while it says your name.

Baraka_Guru · 12-01-2009, 08:14 AM

Clickadick!

Clickitydick!

Now this thread has come full circle.

Plan9 · 12-01-2009, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Earnest P. Worrell

I did it! I took the Lindbergh baby! I am Josef Mengele! AAAHHH!

...

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordEden

I mean, who do you think I am?

Space monkey?

...

Wow, is Baraka really getting all Patrick-Swazye-in-Roadhouse or what?

LordEden · 12-01-2009, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9

Space monkey?

Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good.

Baraka_Guru · 12-01-2009, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9

Wow, is Baraka really getting all Patrick-Swazye-in-Roadhouse or what?

You want a piece of me?

Poppinjay · 12-01-2009, 10:39 AM

I thought clicking would feed somebody around the world.

freeload · 12-01-2009, 11:01 AM

I never clicked this thread, nor replied to it.

It's all in your head.....

nomcat · 12-01-2009, 11:01 AM

The thread clicked me.

dlish · 12-01-2009, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nomcat

The thread clicked me.

to quote one of my favourite lines in shawshank..

i didnt do it..laura fucked me

LE did you mean greater good or god? ure sounding suicidal...

Daniel_ · 12-01-2009, 12:30 PM

I'm not going anywhere near the thread, it's bonkers.

Xerxys · 12-01-2009, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlish

to quote one of my favourite lines in shawshank..

i didnt do it..~~laura~~ lawyer fucked me

LE did you mean greater good or god? ure sounding suicidal...

Shell · 12-01-2009, 01:51 PM

Don't read this comment.

(now, why did you go and read this comment?)

Poppinjay · 12-01-2009, 02:03 PM

I notice the title did not say I couldn't click twice on this thread.

Plan9 · 12-01-2009, 02:07 PM

Smells like sex in here.

ring · 12-01-2009, 03:25 PM

YouTube - ruby slippers loop

cdwonderful · 12-08-2009, 02:01 PM

cause it was a moral imperative, SHEESH!

BadNick · 12-08-2009, 04:43 PM

I just realized that I haven't clicked this thread in a while. For some reason, clicking now made me feel better. It was therapeutic.

dd3953 · 12-08-2009, 05:43 PM

i clicked because i figured with a title like that there was bound to be something cool/funny on the other side. and i wasn't completely wrong.

dlish · 12-08-2009, 05:54 PM

ppfft!...you know you loved it! i know badnick does!

i click it because it gives me a sense of belonging that people in this thread have felt a sense of relief by clicking on it.

can you feel the love?

Fly · 12-09-2009, 04:31 AM

uncle phil · 12-09-2009, 12:47 PM

Reese · 12-10-2009, 12:30 AM

I clicked because 222 other people had already clicked it. I figured it was like one of those red signs at intersections, just a suggestion...

uncle phil · 12-10-2009, 02:30 PM

Iliftrocks · 12-11-2009, 07:53 AM

OK, I won't click

Baraka_Guru · 12-11-2009, 07:55 AM

Do not reply to this post.

Xerxys · 12-11-2009, 09:03 AM

Now this thread begins to read as "do not "dick" this thread"!

uncle phil · 12-12-2009, 01:24 PM

Martian · 12-12-2009, 02:29 PM

I keep clicking this thread. I can't help myself.

I think I keep hoping that dlish will do something sexy. He's a very attractive man.

12-01-2009, 01:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	do not click this thread i told you not to, but your curiosity got the better of you didnt it why do people do things when they are told not to. you cant say it's for the rush, there is no rush in clicking a link. so why did you click this thread? __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

12-01-2009, 01:16 AM	#3 (permalink)
Martian Young Crumudgeon Location: Canada	I'm a rebel. I don't need you and your steenking rules. __________________ I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said - Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

12-01-2009, 03:16 AM	#7 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i think you crossed the line here... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-01-2009, 05:27 AM	#8 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Where's my punishment, dammit?! I've been a bad boy! __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

12-01-2009, 06:33 AM	#11 (permalink)
Shell Cheers Location: Eastcoast USA	Dahling, ah didn't "click on the thread", ah clicked on my mouse. See how good we southern belles are at manipulating the truth? ahh c'mon sugar...it's just a lil white lie...nothing a mint julep won't fix __________________ ..."Say what you think. Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" ~ Dr. Seuss

12-01-2009, 01:16 AM	#2 (permalink)
Shauk Confused Adult Location: Spokane, WA	because authority is an illusion.

12-01-2009, 02:23 AM	#4 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	When I read the title I made that clicking sound with my tongue, does that count?

12-01-2009, 02:45 AM	#5 (permalink)
wooÐs Sitting in a tree Location: Atlanta	I just skimmed over the title and didn't really read it.

12-01-2009, 06:28 AM	#10 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	as soon as I ran my cursor over the thread title like this I saw that you're playing a game so I opened it just to say this.

12-01-2009, 08:00 AM	#12 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	How about I click your FACE?! __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

12-01-2009, 08:11 AM	#13 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	i'd rather you click on my ASS! or better yet, looks like jazz is looking for a lil' sum'in sum'in, so im sure you could accomodate oh shell... and nick..you're a bad sport...not only do you avoid my little trap, but you then decide to let the secret out. ^refer to my first comment ------------------------------------ just so you know.... if you click on this thread 69 times you will get a stripper popup that flashes you while it says your name. __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

12-01-2009, 08:14 AM	#14 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	Clickadick! Clickitydick! Now this thread has come full circle. __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

12-01-2009, 10:39 AM	#18 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	I thought clicking would feed somebody around the world. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

12-01-2009, 11:01 AM	#19 (permalink)
freeload Done freeloading here Location: on my ass :) - Norway	I never clicked this thread, nor replied to it. It's all in your head..... __________________ The future ain't what it used to be.

12-01-2009, 11:01 AM	#20 (permalink)
nomcat Twisted Location: UK	The thread clicked me. __________________ There are many powers in the world, for good or for evil. Some are greater than I am. Against some I have not yet been measured. But my time is coming.

12-01-2009, 12:30 PM	#22 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	I'm not going anywhere near the thread, it's bonkers. __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

12-01-2009, 01:51 PM	#24 (permalink)
Shell Cheers Location: Eastcoast USA	Don't read this comment. (now, why did you go and read this comment?) __________________ ..."Say what you think. Those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" ~ Dr. Seuss

12-01-2009, 02:03 PM	#25 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	I notice the title did not say I couldn't click twice on this thread. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

12-01-2009, 02:07 PM	#26 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Smells like sex in here. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

12-08-2009, 02:01 PM	#28 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	cause it was a moral imperative, SHEESH! __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

12-08-2009, 04:43 PM	#29 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I just realized that I haven't clicked this thread in a while. For some reason, clicking now made me feel better. It was therapeutic.

12-08-2009, 05:43 PM	#30 (permalink)
dd3953 Psycho: By Choice Location: dd.land	i clicked because i figured with a title like that there was bound to be something cool/funny on the other side. and i wasn't completely wrong. __________________ [Technically, I'm not possible, I'm made of exceptions. ]

12-08-2009, 05:54 PM	#31 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	ppfft!...you know you loved it! i know badnick does! i click it because it gives me a sense of belonging that people in this thread have felt a sense of relief by clicking on it. can you feel the love? __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

12-09-2009, 04:31 AM	#32 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	__________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-09-2009, 12:47 PM	#33 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-10-2009, 12:30 AM	#34 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	I clicked because 222 other people had already clicked it. I figured it was like one of those red signs at intersections, just a suggestion... __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

12-10-2009, 02:30 PM	#35 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-11-2009, 07:53 AM	#36 (permalink)
Iliftrocks Junkie Location: Near Raleigh, NC	OK, I won't click __________________ bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

12-11-2009, 07:55 AM	#37 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	Do not reply to this post. __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

12-11-2009, 09:03 AM	#38 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	Now this thread begins to read as "do not "dick" this thread"!

12-12-2009, 01:24 PM	#39 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-12-2009, 02:29 PM	#40 (permalink)
Martian Young Crumudgeon Location: Canada	I keep clicking this thread. I can't help myself. I think I keep hoping that dlish will do something sexy. He's a very attractive man. __________________ I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said - Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame