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wooÐs · 11-23-2009, 01:23 PM

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> DO NOT DELETE!!!!! YAHOO IS TRACKING THIS!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
> A sister and her brother were inside a new Wal-Mart.. The
> sister was eight years of age and the brother seventeen
> years of age. The brother was trying to buy a present for
> his20little sister because her birthday was coming up.
> As they were about to leave, she had to go to the bathroom.
> Her brother showed her where the restrooms were and he began
> looking at earrings he thought she might like for her
> birthday..
> As he started to buy the earrings, he saw people running
> from the end of the store screaming and yelling with fear.
> In the next moment he smelled smoke and saw flames. He ran
> to his little sister as fast as he could but when he got to
> the bathrooms, the fire was already blazing. He knew he had
> to leave to make sure help was coming. When the
> firetrucks arrived it was already too late.
> They assured the family that there were no survivors.
> Two days later the family got a call from the hospital.
> They told them that they had someone there by the name of
> Sandy . They asked, 'How did you get this number?'
> The hospital replied that the little girl had a purse
> clutched in her little hand with a card that gave her name
> and number on it. The family drove to the hospital to see
> their little angel. While they thanked God for her survival,
> they noticed her arms were burnt so severely they were both
> amputated and her face was burned and she needed surgery.
> The family didn't have any health insurance and very
> little money to cover the bill.. This family need s our HELP!
>
>
> NOTE: Every time someone forwards this story, YAHOO will
> donate $2.00 towards the hospital bill.
>
> DO NOT DELETE! YAHOO IS TRACKING THIS!
>
> Please forward this as 'Sad Wal-Mart Story'. God
> knows who you are. Karma
> knows it could happen to you..
>
> $2.00 off the hospital bill, that is a lot for two seconds
> of your time..
> God knows who you are.

uncle phil · 11-23-2009, 01:43 PM

god doesn't know who i am...

BadNick · 11-23-2009, 01:47 PM

i don't know if god would know or not, but i wonder if yahoo knows about this?

Xerxys · 11-24-2009, 06:33 AM

To Me:
sprint is donating a nickel for every text sent so please don't break the chain, a girl is suffering from cancer needs your help

From Me:
Jesus Fuck man, I don't give a shit and this is total bullshit! I mean christ do you think sprint cares about children and puppydog eyes? I worked for them you moron they suck and when they put you on hold for not receiving text msgs is because they can't stand your incessant nagging! Now I only have 1500 texts monthly and I probably wasted like four on this reply so please dont return the favour goddammit!

To Me:
lolz man you so crazy!

**brain explodes**

inBOIL · 11-24-2009, 11:10 AM

I see you ended up on my aunt's email list.

wooÐs · 11-24-2009, 11:17 AM

This actually came from a friend in Virginia, who I thought was more intuitive than this.

But emails from my Mother are right along these lines. If I see 'FW' in the header, I don't even bother reading them.

BadNick · 11-24-2009, 12:11 PM

hey!!! what happened to that thread complaining that this was a new low even for nonsense??? I was going to suggest moving it to "general discussion" but now that thread disappeared? moderator foul play? magic disappearing ink post? only the shadow knows?

wooÐs · 11-24-2009, 12:17 PM

lol ^

Hey, I wonder if Yahoo has the power to track this thread? Like, with every post, they'll donate $.30?

Xerxys · 11-24-2009, 06:32 PM

mothers against drunk drivers, something along the lines of you told me not to drink so I had a pepsi but this drunk guy ran me over so now I'm gonna die, and sober .. damn you mum! At the end of the email it has signatures of people I don't know and my aunt at the bottom asking me to sign ... I delete it, I get it again 20 mins later with my sisters sig too ... let us nuke the internet!...

11-23-2009, 01:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	god doesn't know who i am... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-24-2009, 11:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
inBOIL I have eaten the slaw	I see you ended up on my aunt's email list. __________________ And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.

11-23-2009, 01:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	i don't know if god would know or not, but i wonder if yahoo knows about this?

11-24-2009, 06:33 AM	#4 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	To Me: sprint is donating a nickel for every text sent so please don't break the chain, a girl is suffering from cancer needs your help From Me: Jesus Fuck man, I don't give a shit and this is total bullshit! I mean christ do you think sprint cares about children and puppydog eyes? I worked for them you moron they suck and when they put you on hold for not receiving text msgs is because they can't stand your incessant nagging! Now I only have 1500 texts monthly and I probably wasted like four on this reply so please dont return the favour goddammit! To Me: lolz man you so crazy! brain explodes

11-24-2009, 11:17 AM	#6 (permalink)
wooÐs Sitting in a tree Location: Atlanta	This actually came from a friend in Virginia, who I thought was more intuitive than this. But emails from my Mother are right along these lines. If I see 'FW' in the header, I don't even bother reading them.

11-24-2009, 12:11 PM	#7 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	hey!!! what happened to that thread complaining that this was a new low even for nonsense??? I was going to suggest moving it to "general discussion" but now that thread disappeared? moderator foul play? magic disappearing ink post? only the shadow knows?

11-24-2009, 12:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
wooÐs Sitting in a tree Location: Atlanta	lol ^ Hey, I wonder if Yahoo has the power to track this thread? Like, with every post, they'll donate $.30?

11-24-2009, 06:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	mothers against drunk drivers, something along the lines of you told me not to drink so I had a pepsi but this drunk guy ran me over so now I'm gonna die, and sober .. damn you mum! At the end of the email it has signatures of people I don't know and my aunt at the bottom asking me to sign ... I delete it, I get it again 20 mins later with my sisters sig too ... let us nuke the internet!...