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Old 11-12-2009, 07:27 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Bitchings that don't deserve individual threads

I went to my doctor yesterday. After 4 years, they're pulling my xanax. I went ballistic. WTF???? I'm not addicted. If I were addicted, I'd request more at a higher dosage. I've been at the same dosage for 4 fucking years. Some months I end short. Other months, I have 15 leftover. Anyways, they asked me to leave due to my irateness. I ran (drove) to my Mommy like a little girl. Her and my Dad took care of my like I was 9 again. I needed that coddling. Feeling better today. Looking up vitamins for anxiety online this morning. *sigh*
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Old 11-12-2009, 07:30 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Chocolate is a vitamin.

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I'm tired of being so practical. Everything I do is practical. My food choices are $$$ practical, not based particularly on nutrition or taste. My car is practical. My degree program is practical. My ambitions in life are practical. I get turned on by standing in the appliance section of Home Depot. I'm about as whimsical and exciting as a manual can opener. What the fuck is wrong with me? Am I secretly a Mormon? I mean... why can't I just buy a $40k sportscar and throw away my money on $180 jeans like everybody else around here? I'm happy with my life and yet something is off in the Enjoyment section.
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Old 11-12-2009, 07:36 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 11-12-2009, 08:01 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Jazz moves everything I post to Nonsense! Argh!
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Old 11-12-2009, 08:07 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Chocolate is a vitamin.
I just got this.

*sigh*
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Old 11-12-2009, 08:24 AM   #6 (permalink)
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my bitch is you guys are cluttering up Nonsense with all this serious stuff!

Heeelllllloooooo.....if it makes sense, it doesn't belong here!!!
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Old 11-12-2009, 08:32 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Tell that to Jazz.

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Old 11-12-2009, 08:39 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Oooooh good thread. I'll be bitching in it often.

I'm moving in with my girlfriend becuase and the girl I lived with before ( Non romantic) was a bitch. She was completely fucking crazy. She's come into my room at 3 AM and start screaming at me about how I've ruined her life and I'm suck and ungreatful bitch and how dare I not respect her and love her for everything shes done for me. She was like the manic drugged out mothers you see yelling at their children on movies. Only she's not my mother, we're roughly the same age and she's not on drugs. She was jsut fuckign insane. Anyways, I dont have to be out of that place until the 30th of this month, my stuff has all moved bu i payed rent till the 30th. And she took my fucking key, LYING that our landlord wanted it back. She's broken most of my dishes, used a bunch of my things, STOLEN even more of my things, and I'm fucking sick and tired of her bullshit. I'm hoping that this weekend I can convince my gf to go over there with me pick up the last of my things, vacuum the floor wash the walls and bedone with her shenanigans.

Good Riddance Bitch!
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Old 11-12-2009, 08:57 AM   #9 (permalink)
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my bitch is you guys are cluttering up Nonsense with all this serious stuff!

Heeelllllloooooo.....if it makes sense, it doesn't belong here!!!
It doesn't belong in General Discussion. And random complaints? Please. That's half of what the old threads in this subforum are about! Well, that and boobs.
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Old 11-12-2009, 09:02 AM   #10 (permalink)
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my bitching is when other work collegues piss on the toilet floor. i mean seriously, how hard is it to shoot it in the basket?
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Old 11-12-2009, 10:40 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Why is it when I go to clean spyware off of someone's computer at work they tell me they don't do anything on the internet that isn't "Business Related"? When I run them out of their office and start the spyware scan that I see they spent 3 hours playing stupid fucking facebook games and downloading shit from that website. When the fuck did facebook become business related? When did playing some goddamn farm game matter to a healthcare facility? I can't fucking stand liars like that. Admit you are a stupid bastard and do something else in life than spend 3 hours browsing pictures of some ugly podling that was just pushed out into this fucked up world.

Fucking people. I think we should put an IQ test adapter onto keyboards. "You must be THIS smart to get onto the internet."
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Old 11-12-2009, 10:45 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I fucking sick of all this goddamned wind.

go the fuck away already.
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Old 11-12-2009, 12:20 PM   #13 (permalink)
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It doesn't belong in General Discussion. And random complaints? Please. That's half of what the old threads in this subforum are about! Well, that and boobs.
well ^ that's mostly nonsense, so now I'm OK with this thread being moved here and I'll stop bitching...about that.

---------- Post added at 03:20 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:16 PM ----------

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...they're pulling my xanax...

You know what I want to bitch about now? How products get named so that the average Joe Public, or BadNick Public, get fooled!!!

I've been taking Zantac to control stomach acid and I keep waiting to get high but it doesn't happen

Then I finally realize that they tricked me ...notice how Zantac and Xanax sound the same? What a bitch!!!
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Old 11-12-2009, 01:26 PM   #14 (permalink)
 
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I'm still thinking about Fly's other bitch.
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Old 11-12-2009, 03:27 PM   #15 (permalink)
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You know what I want to bitch about now? How products get named so that the average Joe Public, or BadNick Public, get fooled!!!

I've been taking Zantac to control stomach acid and I keep waiting to get high but it doesn't happen

Then I finally realize that they tricked me ...notice how Zantac and Xanax sound the same? What a bitch!!!
oh ur prolly just not taking enuff


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Old 11-12-2009, 06:23 PM   #16 (permalink)
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...i'm fine.

wish i had some weed, though.
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Old 11-12-2009, 06:34 PM   #17 (permalink)
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can't you get your doctor to prescribe some?
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Old 11-13-2009, 06:32 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I'm still thinking about Fly's other bitch.



thanks ring......me too.


today is poster day for that bitch......and i'm bringing the pup with me too.
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Old 11-13-2009, 07:07 AM   #19 (permalink)
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can't you get your doctor to prescribe some?
i wish Georgia was like that.
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Old 11-13-2009, 07:17 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I sick of all these homosexuals sucking my cock.
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Old 11-13-2009, 08:10 AM   #21 (permalink)
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im sick of all you whiney fuckers


...oh wait, i contributed earlier
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Old 11-13-2009, 08:19 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I'm sick of fucking terrorists clogging up the board.
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Old 11-13-2009, 08:31 AM   #23 (permalink)
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GET IT RIGHT!

i work alone...drop the "s"
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Old 11-13-2009, 08:57 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 11-13-2009, 08:59 AM   #25 (permalink)
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this is my bitch.
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Old 11-13-2009, 09:03 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I'll take "Shauk" for 500.
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Old 11-13-2009, 09:17 AM   #27 (permalink)
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I miss the sun, waaaaah
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Old 11-13-2009, 12:26 PM   #28 (permalink)
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My fucking farmville wont work
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Old 11-13-2009, 12:36 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Okay...if I find out who's fucking spambombing one of my client's blogs, I'm going to traffic-shape his FACE!

Does spamming even fucking work? Most of it is gibberish with links. WTF? Is this practice actually fruitful? Can one make money this way? Anyone who knows how to install a standalone WordPress blog sure as shit knows how to block spam. W(hy)TF do spammers do this shit? I have to moderate that shit, and so it floods my inbox each goddamn fucking time you drop your spam shit with the hope of selling porn, or knock-off pharmaceuticals for people who watch too much porn. WTF? Stop it! You're ruining the Internet!
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Old 11-13-2009, 01:51 PM   #30 (permalink)
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this is my bitch.
Dude, good luck for Tuesday's meteor shower.
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Old 11-13-2009, 07:28 PM   #31 (permalink)
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You're a lone wolf, Dlish?
i am indeed...

wolves hunt in packs, The-lish does not


aaarrrwwwwwwwwww
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Old 11-13-2009, 08:10 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 11-14-2009, 03:11 AM   #33 (permalink)
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hope i don't step on any fire ants today...

you can barely see them but those things are nasty...
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:11 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:48 AM   #35 (permalink)
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It's was birthday and not like 50 cent said so! And I got nuthin'!!
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Old 11-14-2009, 10:31 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Jazz said I looked like sick death dying cancer tumor in chat last night.
My feelings are seriously bruised. I don't think I can cam anymore...

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Old 11-14-2009, 12:39 PM   #37 (permalink)
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I've had a headache for days
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Old 11-14-2009, 01:08 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Motrin 600's all gone. Tonight I try to sleep unmedicated.

Woods: St. John's Wort can take the edge off. I have taken up to 1500 mg a day, usually 600 or so, though.
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Old 11-14-2009, 01:11 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Old 11-14-2009, 01:23 PM   #40 (permalink)
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