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Plan9 · 11-12-2009, 07:30 AM

Chocolate is a vitamin.

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I'm tired of being so practical. Everything I do is practical. My food choices are $$$ practical, not based particularly on nutrition or taste. My car is practical. My degree program is practical. My ambitions in life are practical. I get turned on by standing in the appliance section of Home Depot. I'm about as whimsical and exciting as a manual can opener. What the fuck is wrong with me? Am I secretly a Mormon? I mean... why can't I just buy a $40k sportscar and throw away my money on $180 jeans like everybody else around here? I'm happy with my life and yet something is off in the Enjoyment section.

11-12-2009, 07:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Chocolate is a vitamin. ... I'm tired of being so practical. Everything I do is practical. My food choices are $$$ practical, not based particularly on nutrition or taste. My car is practical. My degree program is practical. My ambitions in life are practical. I get turned on by standing in the appliance section of Home Depot. I'm about as whimsical and exciting as a manual can opener. What the fuck is wrong with me? Am I secretly a Mormon? I mean... why can't I just buy a $40k sportscar and throw away my money on $180 jeans like everybody else around here? I'm happy with my life and yet something is off in the Enjoyment section. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 11-12-2009 at 07:32 AM..