What would you do for a Klondike Bar? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Light of Icarus · 09-21-2009, 04:08 AM

I would punch a flaming midget in the face while riding a unicycle backwards whistling Carry On Wayward Son. And you?

uncle phil · 09-21-2009, 04:40 AM

i'd hufff and i'd puff and i'd blow your house down...

BadNick · 09-21-2009, 05:23 AM

I'd even kiss and hug and cuddle with Megan Fox for a Klondike bar!...as long as she didn't talk.

fresnelly · 09-21-2009, 05:46 AM

Pay $1.50.

Light of Icarus · 09-21-2009, 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fresnelly

Pay $1.50.

I second that one.

Fremen · 09-21-2009, 06:21 AM

I'd try to hide Fly's buds and suds.

Plan9 · 09-21-2009, 07:33 AM

I'd club a baby human and feed it to a baby seal.

Leto · 09-21-2009, 09:35 AM

googling Klondike bar....

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mmmm: I'm in for a buck 50 too.

ratbastid · 09-21-2009, 09:57 AM

I'd do what I usually do: wait until they're buy-one-get-one at my local grocery store, then buy a package of original and a package of heath-bar-style. Then bring them home and eat one.

Jetée · 09-21-2009, 10:00 AM

I'd take one when "The Man" isn't looking, and then laugh.

And then devour, and then laugh some more, this time in a more chocolately-tone.

Giant Hamburger · 09-21-2009, 10:40 AM

I'd take it on long walks and tell it all of my hopes and fears.

jewels · 09-21-2009, 10:43 AM

Trade for last year's Halloween candy.

BadNick · 09-21-2009, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée

I'd take one when "The Man" isn't looking, and then laugh....

Jetée, Jetée...it's never too late to repent. I'll take that bar off your hands

Daniel_ · 09-21-2009, 11:11 AM

I'd say "I have no idea what a Klondike bar is, so please will you give me one to try?"

Jetée · 09-21-2009, 11:12 AM

Oh, well... that "man" is always watching.

I meant the tangible "man".

Oreo Klondikes, they are scrumptious enough to break the law (now that I think about it, doesn't the rest of the lyric go: "..and the law(man) won"? Oh, bummer).

uncle phil · 10-01-2009, 12:00 PM

BadNick · 10-01-2009, 12:03 PM

Now that the summer heat is drawing to a close, I don't need no stinkin' Klondike Bar!!!

But I reserve my option to change my mind at any time.

Giant Hamburger · 10-01-2009, 12:12 PM

I would be its minder while its tripping balls.

BadNick · 10-01-2009, 12:22 PM

GH, did you have one too many lately?

Otherwise, I'm considering taking my option to have another Klondike bar, but this concoction would be:

one Klondike Bar microwaved for ~20 seconds, then placed into a cocktail glass and topped with
1/2 oz. Creme de Cacao
1/2 oz. Frangelico
1 oz. Rumple Minze

swirl around gently. consume. This reminds me of a bar in the Klondike.

girldetective · 10-01-2009, 02:46 PM

Give it the deep freeze.

BadNick · 10-03-2009, 07:54 AM

or if I shove the whole Klondike bar into my mouth I might get brain freeze. Does that prove I have a brain?

Giant Hamburger · 10-03-2009, 10:00 AM

I would answer the phone in the middle of the night even though the caller id says "Klondike Bar" and go pick it up at the emergency room.

ring · 10-03-2009, 10:09 AM

I would assuage its nightmares of Sarah Palin.

uncle phil · 10-03-2009, 01:59 PM

hey, russia's just across the water...

MiSo · 10-03-2009, 04:43 PM

i'd slap my momma.

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-14-2009, 12:42 PM

Nothing other than eat it.

Plan9 · 10-14-2009, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

I would answer the phone in the middle of the night even though the caller id says "Klondike Bar" and go pick it up at the emergency room.

Aaah, yes. There is Diet Dr. Pepper in my brain now. Thank you, Sir.

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-15-2009, 12:22 PM

I would use its name without acknowledging its trademark.

09-21-2009, 04:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
Light of Icarus Upright Location: GA	What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would punch a flaming midget in the face while riding a unicycle backwards whistling Carry On Wayward Son. And you? __________________ Welcome to Hell. Here's your copy of Windows. -Don't blame me, blame yourself... Or God.-

09-21-2009, 04:40 AM	#2 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i'd hufff and i'd puff and i'd blow your house down... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-21-2009, 05:46 AM	#4 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	Pay $1.50. __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

09-21-2009, 06:21 AM	#6 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I'd try to hide Fly's buds and suds. __________________ Google

09-21-2009, 07:33 AM	#7 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I'd club a baby human and feed it to a baby seal. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

09-21-2009, 05:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I'd even kiss and hug and cuddle with Megan Fox for a Klondike bar!...as long as she didn't talk.

09-21-2009, 09:35 AM	#8 (permalink)
Leto Junkie Location: The Danforth	googling Klondike bar.... ---------- Post added at 01:35 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:33 PM ---------- ~~~~~~~~~~~ mmmm: I'm in for a buck 50 too. __________________ You said you didn't give a fuck about hockey And I never saw someone say that before You held my hand and we walked home the long way You were loosening my grip on Bobby Orr http://dune.wikia.com/wiki/Leto_Atreides_I

09-21-2009, 09:57 AM	#9 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	I'd do what I usually do: wait until they're buy-one-get-one at my local grocery store, then buy a package of original and a package of heath-bar-style. Then bring them home and eat one.

09-21-2009, 10:00 AM	#10 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	I'd take one when "The Man" isn't looking, and then laugh. And then devour, and then laugh some more, this time in a more chocolately-tone. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

09-21-2009, 10:40 AM	#11 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I'd take it on long walks and tell it all of my hopes and fears.

09-21-2009, 10:43 AM	#12 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Trade for last year's Halloween candy. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

09-21-2009, 11:11 AM	#14 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	I'd say "I have no idea what a Klondike bar is, so please will you give me one to try?" __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

09-21-2009, 11:12 AM	#15 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Oh, well... that "man" is always watching. I meant the tangible "man". Oreo Klondikes, they are scrumptious enough to break the law (now that I think about it, doesn't the rest of the lyric go: "..and the law(man) won"? Oh, bummer). __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

10-01-2009, 12:00 PM	#16 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-01-2009, 12:03 PM	#17 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Now that the summer heat is drawing to a close, I don't need no stinkin' Klondike Bar!!! But I reserve my option to change my mind at any time.

10-01-2009, 02:46 PM	#20 (permalink)
girldetective sufferable	Give it the deep freeze. __________________ As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata

10-03-2009, 04:43 PM	#25 (permalink)
MiSo Psycho	i'd slap my momma. __________________ - this space for rent -

10-14-2009, 12:42 PM	#26 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Nothing other than eat it. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

10-15-2009, 12:22 PM	#28 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I would use its name without acknowledging its trademark. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

10-01-2009, 12:12 PM	#18 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I would be its minder while its tripping balls.

10-01-2009, 12:22 PM	#19 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	GH, did you have one too many lately? Otherwise, I'm considering taking my option to have another Klondike bar, but this concoction would be: one Klondike Bar microwaved for ~20 seconds, then placed into a cocktail glass and topped with 1/2 oz. Creme de Cacao 1/2 oz. Frangelico 1 oz. Rumple Minze swirl around gently. consume. This reminds me of a bar in the Klondike.

10-03-2009, 07:54 AM	#21 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	or if I shove the whole Klondike bar into my mouth I might get brain freeze. Does that prove I have a brain?

10-03-2009, 10:00 AM	#22 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I would answer the phone in the middle of the night even though the caller id says "Klondike Bar" and go pick it up at the emergency room.

10-03-2009, 10:09 AM	#23 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	I would assuage its nightmares of Sarah Palin.

10-03-2009, 01:59 PM	#24 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	hey, russia's just across the water... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.