Light of Icarus

I would punch a flaming midget in the face while riding a unicycle backwards whistling Carry On Wayward Son. And you?

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uncle phil

i'd hufff and i'd puff and i'd blow your house down...

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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

BadNick

I'd even kiss and hug and cuddle with Megan Fox for a Klondike bar!...as long as she didn't talk.

fresnelly

Pay $1.50.

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Light of Icarus

I second that one.

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Fremen

I'd try to hide Fly's buds and suds.

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Plan9

I'd club a baby human and feed it to a baby seal.

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Whatever you can carry.

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Leto

googling Klondike bar....

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mmmm: I'm in for a buck 50 too.

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ratbastid

I'd do what I usually do: wait until they're buy-one-get-one at my local grocery store, then buy a package of original and a package of heath-bar-style. Then bring them home and eat one.

Jetée

I'd take one when "The Man" isn't looking, and then laugh.

And then devour, and then laugh some more, this time in a more chocolately-tone.

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Giant Hamburger

I'd take it on long walks and tell it all of my hopes and fears.

jewels

Trade for last year's Halloween candy.

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BadNick

Jetée, Jetée...it's never too late to repent. I'll take that bar off your hands

Daniel_

I'd say "I have no idea what a Klondike bar is, so please will you give me one to try?"

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Jetée

Oh, well... that "man" is always watching.

I meant the tangible "man".

Oreo Klondikes, they are scrumptious enough to break the law (now that I think about it, doesn't the rest of the lyric go: "..and the law(man) won"? Oh, bummer).

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uncle phil

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

BadNick

Now that the summer heat is drawing to a close, I don't need no stinkin' Klondike Bar!!!

But I reserve my option to change my mind at any time.

Giant Hamburger

I would be its minder while its tripping balls.

BadNick

GH, did you have one too many lately?


Otherwise, I'm considering taking my option to have another Klondike bar, but this concoction would be:

one Klondike Bar microwaved for ~20 seconds, then placed into a cocktail glass and topped with
1/2 oz. Creme de Cacao
1/2 oz. Frangelico
1 oz. Rumple Minze

swirl around gently. consume. This reminds me of a bar in the Klondike.

girldetective

Give it the deep freeze.

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BadNick

or if I shove the whole Klondike bar into my mouth I might get brain freeze. Does that prove I have a brain?

Giant Hamburger

I would answer the phone in the middle of the night even though the caller id says "Klondike Bar" and go pick it up at the emergency room.

ring

I would assuage its nightmares of Sarah Palin.

uncle phil

hey, russia's just across the water...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

MiSo

i'd slap my momma.

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Ourcrazymodern?

Nothing other than eat it.

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Plan9

Aaah, yes. There is Diet Dr. Pepper in my brain now. Thank you, Sir.

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Ourcrazymodern?

I would use its name without acknowledging its trademark.

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