The NSFW Image Scavenger Hunt Game 4 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Redlemon · 10-07-2009, 06:05 AM

This will be the start to Game 4 of The NSFW Image Scavenger Hunt. Game 3 petered out, but there appears to be new life for a new round.

This game is dedicated to the spirit of Rule 34:

The rules of this game:

Quote:

1. Images must, in some way, reflect the Theme as stated. Creativity in responding to the Theme is encouraged.

2. Images must be Not Safe For Work. In other words, there must be some visible nudity in the photo. The standard TFP rules for images apply (no children, no scat, etc.).

7. Speed counts. 5 points will be awarded for the first post, 4 points for the second post, 3 points for the third post, and 1 point for any post following that.

4. Quality counts. There will be additional points available at the whim of the Theme Poster; these can either be predeclared in the original Statement of Theme, or granted for exceptional quality or creativity.

11. Repetition is not allowed. Posting a second image from a photo shoot that was already posted in that round is not finding a new photo, it is just copying. However, recycling an image that was used in a previous round for a different purpose is acceptable and amusing

3. The duration of each round will be arbitrary, but must be a minimum of 24 hours.

6. The "highest scorer" in the current round will choose the Theme for the next round after the current round is closed and the point totals are posted, unless the user judging that round decides to choose somebody else.

9. No pictures from Tilted Exhibition are permitted.

10. Taking photos specifically to match the theme is strongly discouraged; this is a scavenger hunt.

12. Jump on in! It isn't too late to join the Scavenger Hunt, even though some people have already scored points.

14. Each Game will consist of ten Rounds.

TIP: Don't direct link to images, they will often be 'rexed' when other people view them. Use one of the tools on the ImageShack tools page; for instance, the Firefox extension allows you to right-click an image and upload it automatically to ImageShack, even without an account. After posting your image, you can force a full reload of all images with most browsers by typing Ctrl-F5.
Here are all of the themes chosen for Game 1:
"Flipping the Bird" (raised middle fingers)
"Beer"
"Television"
Painting
Product Placement
"I haven't done it there before"
in this "paperless" society nothing really ever became paperless
clothing... I want to see pictures that push the boundaries of SFW but stay firmly in the NSFW camp
OUTDOORS
"Hey! I've Been There!"
Ass / Boardgames
hot naked chics posing with skis
A woman tongue kissing herself in a mirror
CHICS + THE COLOR ORANGE
Formalwear
Powertools
The Playground
Punk / Goth with smiles
Glam Lesbian
baked goods / bake sale
Your best pic of Sophie
the most naked women in one pic
PIRATES
Public school / uniforms
TREES
Messy Rooms
hot naked chics filling out paperwork
In a car / see the subject inside and outside

Wow, that was a fun walk down memory lane.

And, here's all the themes for Game 2:
Animals (no bestiality)
Real Estate, or maybe Popcorn
Fried Chicken
Jewelery
FOOTBALL!
Musical Instruments
MEXICAN WRESTLING MASKS
No Smoking Signs
Disney!
Strippers
Cellphones
Headphones
Lipstick (the redder the better)
Blades
Crocs
Star Wars or Star Trek
Shopping Carts
Thanksgiving
Mound
Comic Books

For Game 3
1. X-Mas Lights
2. the Hanukkah Menorah
3. Short Hair and Blowjobs
4. OUTIES! (bellybuttons)
5. Hockey or Ice Skating (hard nipples)
6. Bowls
7. Feet/toes
8. Lesbian Rimjobs
9. Diet Coke
10. Funny faces

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Now we're just waiting for Healer to suggest Round 1 of Game 4...

Lucifer · 10-07-2009, 10:26 AM

mixedmedia · 10-07-2009, 10:32 AM

oh, yay! I'm looking forward to this.
how did I ever miss this game?

Glory's Sun · 10-07-2009, 10:40 AM

Rule 34'd!

---------- Post added at 02:40 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:40 PM ----------

[/COLOR]cromp and eden will LOVE this

mixedmedia · 10-07-2009, 10:44 AM

zoinks! my eye-ees!

Fremen · 10-07-2009, 12:49 PM

I'm in again.

kramus · 10-07-2009, 04:33 PM

Rule 34.

I had to add the yucky one to make my post NSFW, for which offense to thine eyes I do apologise

Xerxys · 10-07-2009, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guccilvr

Rule 34'd!

---------- Post added at 02:40 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:40 PM ----------

cromp and eden will LOVE this

OMG, ROFL!!! I thought the exact same thing.

Fremen · 10-07-2009, 09:24 PM

I hope this is representative of Rule #34.

healer · 10-07-2009, 11:07 PM

Welcome back friends! I've been meaning to get the NSFW ISHG (that abbreviation is terrible) back on track for a while now. Credit to Sticky and Redlemon for prompting the rebirth.

The theme for 1st round of Game 4: NSFW Demotivational Posters

In addition to the standard rules of the game, the following apply specifically to this round:

There MUST be nudity in the picture. No suggestive or semi-nakedness will score you points. Genitals, people...we want to see them.
An extra point will be awarded for original posters, made by you using whatever means at your disposal. Please mark your original posters accordingly.
The best pic/wording combination will also gain you an additional point.

The Round will last a max of one week. I may, however, end the round if no new submissions are made for 2 consecutive days.

Jetée · 10-07-2009, 11:42 PM

Lucifer · 10-08-2009, 04:01 AM

teamwork.jpg

thirdsun · 10-08-2009, 04:03 AM

Redlemon · 10-08-2009, 04:40 AM

This one is my original. The source text is from an actual motivational poster.

Fun idea, Healer!

mixedmedia · 10-08-2009, 05:33 AM

I'll use this one instead...

kramus · 10-08-2009, 05:49 AM

Not very easy on my eyes, but certainly both NSFW and demotivational.

btw, does MM lose a point for poor spelling in her poster, or is that part of it's charm

added just because I laughed when I saw this one

mixedmedia · 10-08-2009, 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kramus

Not very easy on my eyes, but certainly both NSFW and demotivational.

btw, does MM lose a point for poor spelling in her poster, or is that part of it's charm

I changed it

Redlemon · 10-08-2009, 06:04 AM

Whipped up two more; again, I made them using text from real motivational posters.

(This second one would have been better with, say, Tubgirl, or 2girls1cup, but I really didn't want to go there.)

Sticky · 10-08-2009, 07:53 PM

I love these ones
http://adifferentvista.googlepages.com/NerdPorn.jpg
http://static.funnyjunk.com//picture...ters_3r_28.jpg

Punk.of.Ages · 10-08-2009, 08:39 PM

Totally made this myself for a Eden a while back, but I think it fits well...

Fremen · 10-08-2009, 10:55 PM

I'm glad I went with this one.

healer · 10-11-2009, 05:21 AM

Alright, I'll be closing the round tomorrow morning. Get your posters in while you still can.

Redlemon · 10-11-2009, 07:00 AM

Last one; I needed to build one based on a Demovitational poster from Despair, Inc.

Hey, we can Attach in Nonsense now? Awesome! That should take care of the dead links problem!

uncle phil · 10-11-2009, 11:38 AM

anal.jpg

cheese · 10-11-2009, 08:47 PM

Punk.of.Ages · 10-11-2009, 08:51 PM

that girls butthole scares me...

cheese · 10-11-2009, 09:15 PM

OK so in my search.. i foudn this and thought i should share with the class

healer · 10-12-2009, 09:56 AM

A fair round to start, thanks to all for participating. Bonus points as follows:

Redlemon, for embracing the spirit of the round with his original works of art...+2
kramus, for naked man-ass...+1
fremen, for that ridiculously awesome-assed chick..+1

The current leaderboard therefore looks like this:

Jetée: 5
Lucifer: 4
thirdsun: 3
Redlemon: 3
kramus: 2
Fremen: 2
Sticky: 1
mixedmedia: 1
Punk.of.Ages: 1
uncle phil: 0
cheese: 0

Jetée, you're up! Just PM me when you start so I can get the 1st post in, k?

Redlemon · 10-12-2009, 10:07 AM

Quick administrative notes:

You can attach images. Hit "Go Advanced" under your post, then hit the "Manage Attachments" button. Note that your images have to be 100k or less to use this. This will prevent the loss of images through violating the TOS of the image hosting sites.

Also, uncle phil and cheese, you got 0 points from Healer because there was no actual nudity in the images you posted. That's both in the up-front rules, as well as emphasized by Healer in his rules for Round 1.

healer · 10-12-2009, 10:44 AM

Thanks, Red. I'd also like to put forward a motion for consideration: All images must be visible in the thread when the points are tallied up at the end of the round. All hotlinked images that have been rexed cannot be eligible for scoring.

What say ye?

Daniel_ · 10-12-2009, 11:13 AM

Sounds fair to me, seeing as we can attach here now.

cheese · 10-12-2009, 10:37 PM

no nudity? there was a giant ass hole and streched puss !

ahh guess mine rexed out. no worries.. till next round!

uncle phil · 10-13-2009, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon

Also, uncle phil and cheese, you got 0 points from Healer because there was no actual nudity in the images you posted. That's both in the up-front rules, as well as emphasized by Healer in his rules for Round 1.

hey, she's not wearing earrings...

Jetée · 10-13-2009, 07:00 AM

Alright. So I'm in the hotseat, am I?

Just to clarify:
What do I need to do as a host, just think of a thematic nudie topic for all participating to indulge into and search for golden portrayals?

Do I need to post an illustrative example as well?

thirdsun · 10-13-2009, 07:06 AM

Well, Jetée in post #10 healer didn't give an illustration of a demotivational poster. He just said what the target image was to be. So I think you are good to go...

Redlemon · 10-13-2009, 07:43 AM

Yes, just establish the theme, with whatever restrictions or add-ons that you desire. Take a look over the past threads to see how it's been handled in the past. Try not to repeat a theme.

Jetée · 10-13-2009, 07:55 AM

Okay, I'm going to build my preface, nice theme presentation, instructions, and searching outlines so as to not stir confusion, then I'll be back at a set, but not known, hour, to kick off the next round.

Jetée · 10-13-2009, 11:33 AM

The theme for the follow-up 2nd round of Game 4: "Let It Rain"

Have You Ever Seen the Rain - *click pic to listen

As tacked and iterated before, the following rules are specific to this round, and are an addendum to the standard regulations of gameplay that must be followed in each game:

1. Suggestive nudity is acceptable here. Although you should still try to find the most exhilrating, tittilating, and captivating sensual photographs as possible, there is a leniency factor in play here. So, if you hold a a picture of a zoomed-in ass, transparent articles of clothing, or a display of a cute teen's topless back, go ahead and add it if you think it is a superbly-stimulating capture and within the stipulations of the aformentioned theme.
Bonus points will be awarded for the best and real awe-inspiring, jaw-dropping, precip-nature pics.
2. To dispel confusion, when I say "Rain", I mean real rain, water droplets, sudden drizzles, right good storming pics. I don't want to see any girls (or guys) in the shower or with washing bubbles of any kind. The best way to examine it is that if the photo is not overly bright, the model is wet, and she's (or he) outdoors, then all is well.
3. I'm looking for a few specific "correlations" that are usually associated with rain, so there will be a few bonus points to be had if you can both correctly guess and find a prurient pic that has what I'm aiming to see. To keep it fair, I'm not naming what exactly, but there will be *4 awards to the first ones who post 'em.
4. Also, I'm not sure if there are any rules in the standard regulations for each game that address double or triple-postings, but I will set a limit for this round specifically: one cannot post more than THREE pictures within this round, and for those that choose to "double-dip", please refrain from doing so consecutively. It disperses the entries, and can keep the round going longer so others can have a chance to jump in if interested.

This is a good installation; I may need to add to it the Name That Caption thread:
"The Round will last a max of one week. I may, however, end the round if no new submissions are made for 2 consecutive days."

thirdsun · 10-13-2009, 11:51 AM

kramus · 10-13-2009, 12:26 PM

sea dream 1 by Vitaly Sokol

10-07-2009, 10:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
Lucifer Husband of Seamaiden Location: Nova Scotia	__________________ I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Job 30:29 1123, 6536, 5321

10-07-2009, 10:32 AM	#3 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	oh, yay! I'm looking forward to this. how did I ever miss this game? __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

10-07-2009, 10:40 AM	#4 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	Rule 34'd! ---------- Post added at 02:40 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:40 PM ---------- [/COLOR]cromp and eden will LOVE this Last edited by Glory's Sun; 10-09-2009 at 08:06 PM..

10-07-2009, 10:44 AM	#5 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	zoinks! my eye-ees! __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

10-07-2009, 12:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I'm in again. __________________ Google

10-07-2009, 11:42 PM	#11 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	I've never participated in the NSFW ISHG before, so this is my first try __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

10-08-2009, 04:01 AM	#12 (permalink)
Lucifer Husband of Seamaiden Location: Nova Scotia	teamwork.jpg __________________ I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Job 30:29 1123, 6536, 5321

10-08-2009, 04:03 AM	#13 (permalink)
thirdsun rolls good	Last edited by thirdsun; 10-13-2009 at 03:20 AM..

10-08-2009, 04:40 AM	#14 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	This one is my original. The source text is from an actual motivational poster. Fun idea, Healer! __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry. Last edited by Redlemon; 10-08-2009 at 04:45 AM..

10-08-2009, 05:33 AM	#15 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	I'll use this one instead... __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce Last edited by mixedmedia; 10-08-2009 at 05:51 AM..

10-08-2009, 06:04 AM	#18 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Whipped up two more; again, I made them using text from real motivational posters. (This second one would have been better with, say, Tubgirl, or 2girls1cup, but I really didn't want to go there.) __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

10-08-2009, 07:53 PM	#19 (permalink)
Sticky	I love these ones http://adifferentvista.googlepages.com/NerdPorn.jpg http://static.funnyjunk.com//picture...ters_3r_28.jpg __________________ Sticky The Stickman

10-08-2009, 08:39 PM	#20 (permalink)
Punk.of.Ages Forming Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.	Totally made this myself for a Eden a while back, but I think it fits well... __________________ "The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager "Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

10-11-2009, 11:38 AM	#24 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	anal.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-11-2009, 08:47 PM	#25 (permalink)
cheese Psycho Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys

10-11-2009, 08:51 PM	#26 (permalink)
Punk.of.Ages Forming Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.	that girls butthole scares me... __________________ "The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager "Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

10-11-2009, 09:15 PM	#27 (permalink)
cheese Psycho Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys	OK so in my search.. i foudn this and thought i should share with the class

10-12-2009, 10:07 AM	#29 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Quick administrative notes: You can attach images. Hit "Go Advanced" under your post, then hit the "Manage Attachments" button. Note that your images have to be 100k or less to use this. This will prevent the loss of images through violating the TOS of the image hosting sites. Also, uncle phil and cheese, you got 0 points from Healer because there was no actual nudity in the images you posted. That's both in the up-front rules, as well as emphasized by Healer in his rules for Round 1. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

10-12-2009, 11:13 AM	#31 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	Sounds fair to me, seeing as we can attach here now. __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

10-12-2009, 10:37 PM	#32 (permalink)
cheese Psycho Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys	no nudity? there was a giant ass hole and streched puss ! ahh guess mine rexed out. no worries.. till next round!

10-13-2009, 07:00 AM	#34 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Alright. So I'm in the hotseat, am I? Just to clarify: What do I need to do as a host, just think of a thematic nudie topic for all participating to indulge into and search for golden portrayals? Do I need to post an illustrative example as well? __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

10-13-2009, 07:06 AM	#35 (permalink)
thirdsun rolls good	Well, Jetée in post #10 healer didn't give an illustration of a demotivational poster. He just said what the target image was to be. So I think you are good to go...

10-13-2009, 07:43 AM	#36 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Yes, just establish the theme, with whatever restrictions or add-ons that you desire. Take a look over the past threads to see how it's been handled in the past. Try not to repeat a theme. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

10-13-2009, 07:55 AM	#37 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Okay, I'm going to build my preface, nice theme presentation, instructions, and searching outlines so as to not stir confusion, then I'll be back at a set, but not known, hour, to kick off the next round. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

10-13-2009, 11:33 AM	#38 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	The theme for the follow-up 2nd round of Game 4: "Let It Rain" Have You Ever Seen the Rain - click pic to listen As tacked and iterated before, the following rules are specific to this round, and are an addendum to the standard regulations of gameplay that must be followed in each game: 1. Suggestive nudity is acceptable here. Although you should still try to find the most exhilrating, tittilating, and captivating sensual photographs as possible, there is a leniency factor in play here. So, if you hold a a picture of a zoomed-in ass, transparent articles of clothing, or a display of a cute teen's topless back, go ahead and add it if you think it is a superbly-stimulating capture and within the stipulations of the aformentioned theme. Bonus points will be awarded for the best and real awe-inspiring, jaw-dropping, precip-nature pics. 2. To dispel confusion, when I say "Rain", I mean real rain, water droplets, sudden drizzles, right good storming pics. I don't want to see any girls (or guys) in the shower or with washing bubbles of any kind. The best way to examine it is that if the photo is not overly bright, the model is wet, and she's (or he) outdoors, then all is well. 3. I'm looking for a few specific "correlations" that are usually associated with rain, so there will be a few bonus points to be had if you can both correctly guess and find a prurient pic that has what I'm aiming to see. To keep it fair, I'm not naming what exactly, but there will be 4 awards to the first ones who post 'em. 4. Also, I'm not sure if there are any rules in the standard regulations for each game that address double or triple-postings, but I will set a limit for this round specifically: one cannot post more than THREE pictures within this round, and for those that choose to "double-dip", please refrain from doing so consecutively. It disperses the entries, and can keep the round going longer so others can have a chance to jump in if interested. This is a good installation; I may need to add to it the Name That Caption thread: "The Round will last a max of one week. I may, however, end the round if no new submissions are made for 2 consecutive days." __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi