Reese

Doesn't work with your shoes on..

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dlish

no shit

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

noodle

flip flops!

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telekinetic

fivefingers!

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twisted no more

FuglyStick

freaky monkey toes

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AZIZ! LIGHT!

BadNick

I'm so glad you reminded me of these very highly recommended shoe-gadgets. The extraordinary positive review/post here a while back convinced me to get a pair and then I forgot until now...thank you tm! ...and thanks, Reese for providing the venue for the reminder.

...a picture is worth five fingers:

wooÐs

You're obviously not trying hard enough

inBOIL

Just pick stuff up the way strippers pick up quarters.

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And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.

uncle phil

the mental image astounds me...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Redlemon

You can pick up gum with your shoes on.

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

dlish

never been to a strip club (cough cough cough).. care to explain how strippers pick up quarters?

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

SSJTWIZTA

use both feet, dude.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller