What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
 

I would punch a flaming midget in the face while riding a unicycle backwards whistling Carry On Wayward Son. And you?

i'd hufff and i'd puff and i'd blow your house down...

I'd even kiss and hug and cuddle with Megan Fox for a Klondike bar!...as long as she didn't talk.

Pay $1.50.

I second that one.

I'd try to hide Fly's buds and suds. :thumbsup:

I'd club a baby human and feed it to a baby seal.

googling Klondike bar....

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mmmm: I'm in for a buck 50 too.

I'd do what I usually do: wait until they're buy-one-get-one at my local grocery store, then buy a package of original and a package of heath-bar-style. Then bring them home and eat one.

I'd take one when "The Man" isn't looking, and then laugh.

And then devour, and then laugh some more, this time in a more chocolately-tone.

I'd take it on long walks and tell it all of my hopes and fears.

Trade for last year's Halloween candy.

Jetée, Jetée...it's never too late to repent. I'll take that bar off your hands

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I'd say "I have no idea what a Klondike bar is, so please will you give me one to try?"

Oh, well... that "man" is always watching.

I meant the tangible "man".

Oreo Klondikes, they are scrumptious enough to break the law (now that I think about it, doesn't the rest of the lyric go: "..and the law(man) won"? Oh, bummer).

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Now that the summer heat is drawing to a close, I don't need no stinkin' Klondike Bar!!!

But I reserve my option to change my mind at any time.

I would be its minder while its tripping balls.

GH, did you have one too many lately?


Otherwise, I'm considering taking my option to have another Klondike bar, but this concoction would be:

one Klondike Bar microwaved for ~20 seconds, then placed into a cocktail glass and topped with
1/2 oz. Creme de Cacao
1/2 oz. Frangelico
1 oz. Rumple Minze

swirl around gently. consume. This reminds me of a bar in the Klondike.

Give it the deep freeze.

or if I shove the whole Klondike bar into my mouth I might get brain freeze. Does that prove I have a brain?

I would answer the phone in the middle of the night even though the caller id says "Klondike Bar" and go pick it up at the emergency room.

I would assuage its nightmares of Sarah Palin.

hey, russia's just across the water...

i'd slap my momma.

Nothing other than eat it.

Aaah, yes. There is Diet Dr. Pepper in my brain now. Thank you, Sir.

I would use its name without acknowledging its trademark.:eek: