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Old 09-17-2009, 07:51 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Never us a Q-Tip when you Are Drunk

my ear canals feel warm
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Old 09-17-2009, 08:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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contrary to the lessons learned watching Warner Brother's cartoons, there is not a tunnel going from one ear to the other. imagine my surprise.
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Old 09-17-2009, 11:02 AM   #3 (permalink)
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when I'm drunk I can actually get my elbow into my ear! ...maybe it lubes my joints since otherwise I'm just not flexible enough.

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ps: my 12yo son asked me last week: "...dad, do you have dry ear wax or wet..." which apparently has underlying genetic basis
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Old 09-18-2009, 12:24 PM   #4 (permalink)
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something i never even thought about, badnick.

reminds me of a joke a seen on some stand up comedy special...i think it was by lewis black.

he was telling a story about how he was cleaning out his hear with a q-tip and the phone started ringing....

...i'm sure you see where this is going.
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Old 09-18-2009, 02:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I had a sore in my ear one time I think it was a tick bite. I thought I'd put some rubbing alcohol on a qtip and rub it in there.. It burned a lil to say the least..

BTW don't put rubbing alcohol on your scrotum either..
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Old 10-08-2009, 02:47 PM   #6 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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I never met a Q-tip that was willing to tell me where it was going before it got there.

Regarding ear wax, Nick, it IS in your genes. -Is yours wet or dry?
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Old 10-08-2009, 04:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I'm wet, but apparently not problematically wet since I've not had ear wax problems that I know of.

I love Q-Tips...often when I'm in the bathroom I'll grab one and spin it around in there just for the little inner tickle.
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Old 10-08-2009, 05:32 PM   #8 (permalink)
 
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"Shut Up Brain, or I'll Poke You with a Q-tip." - Homer Simpson
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