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Never us a Q-Tip when you Are Drunk
my ear canals feel warm
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contrary to the lessons learned watching Warner Brother's cartoons, there is not a tunnel going from one ear to the other. imagine my surprise.
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when I'm drunk I can actually get my elbow into my ear! ...maybe it lubes my joints since otherwise I'm just not flexible enough.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/bookshel...x&blobtype=pdf ps: my 12yo son asked me last week: "...dad, do you have dry ear wax or wet..." which apparently has underlying genetic basis |
something i never even thought about, badnick.
reminds me of a joke a seen on some stand up comedy special...i think it was by lewis black. he was telling a story about how he was cleaning out his hear with a q-tip and the phone started ringing.... ...i'm sure you see where this is going. |
I had a sore in my ear one time I think it was a tick bite. I thought I'd put some rubbing alcohol on a qtip and rub it in there.. It burned a lil to say the least..
BTW don't put rubbing alcohol on your scrotum either.. |
I never met a Q-tip that was willing to tell me where it was going before it got there.
Regarding ear wax, Nick, it IS in your genes. -Is yours wet or dry? |
I'm wet, but apparently not problematically wet since I've not had ear wax problems that I know of.
I love Q-Tips...often when I'm in the bathroom I'll grab one and spin it around in there just for the little inner tickle. |
"Shut Up Brain, or I'll Poke You with a Q-tip." - Homer Simpson
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