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mixedmedia · 10-04-2009, 08:18 AM

dlish throws a temper tantrum when there's no happy face on his pancakes.

GreyWolf · 10-04-2009, 01:12 PM

Had the hair from Simba's hair cut woven into her very own chest rug.

Fremen · 10-04-2009, 05:17 PM

GreyWolf wears a loincloth and takes a spear to the market and "hunts" for meat.

uncle phil · 10-05-2009, 02:45 AM

fre used to hunt for "cougars" until he aged so badly that he couldn't get in to any of the "hot spots..."

GreyWolf · 10-05-2009, 02:46 AM

Uncle Phil has every BoxCar Willie album.

mixedmedia · 10-05-2009, 02:57 AM

GreyWolf owns a pair of underwear worn by Minnie Pearl.

GreyWolf · 10-05-2009, 04:47 AM

Mixedmedia got them for me after one of her own trysts with Minnie.

dlish · 10-05-2009, 05:10 AM

MM, Greywolf and Minnie had a threesome

GreyWolf · 10-05-2009, 07:38 AM

^^ In my dreams...

Dlish snorts Pop Rocks and chugs Dr. Pepper.

The_Jazz · 10-05-2009, 07:42 AM

GreyWolf immediately catalogs and memorializes all of his bathroom visits, complete with samples. He's planning on a museum exhibition in 2010 entitled "Poops: A Love Story".

mixedmedia · 10-05-2009, 08:09 AM

Jazz is eating his way backwards through his Spam collection dating back to 1942 in an attempt to commit suicide by violently acute botulism.

uncle phil · 10-05-2009, 01:11 PM

^ is really going to optometry school...

FuglyStick · 10-05-2009, 02:35 PM

Uncle Phil likes to cover himself in peanut butter and let the dog lick it off.

Jove · 10-05-2009, 03:20 PM

Fuglystick gets aroused when Uncle Phil covers himself in peanut butter while Uncle Phil stalks MixedMedia from the internet and mixedmedia is forcing jazz to eat all that spam to get acute botulism.

LordEden · 10-05-2009, 04:38 PM

Jove stole all the hats that he owns from a pack of wild hobos that live down the street from this apt.

FuglyStick · 10-05-2009, 05:06 PM

Eden was one of those hobos

Fremen · 10-05-2009, 05:49 PM

Fugly travels the world looking for the right sized midget to use in his ventriloquist act.
One with a large posterior, but a small body.

mixedmedia · 10-05-2009, 06:04 PM

Fremen has a 5-year-old tray of jello shots at the very back of the bottom shelf of his fridge, behind the rancid green olives.

dlish · 10-05-2009, 06:14 PM

MM appears on a weekly Japenese quiz show doing all crazy stunts for a measly 2.25 Yen a week.

underdun · 10-06-2009, 11:48 PM

dlish has a bellybutton lint collection the size of a basketball

Fly · 10-07-2009, 03:17 AM

^ overdone.........

uncle phil · 10-07-2009, 03:24 AM

^ allergic to rolling paper glue...

Fremen · 10-07-2009, 12:36 PM

^ allergic to ball-washing

FuglyStick · 10-07-2009, 01:47 PM

^professional ball washer

mixedmedia · 10-07-2009, 01:52 PM

^professional ball.

Tully Mars · 10-07-2009, 01:57 PM

^Professional baller

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-07-2009, 02:00 PM

tully"s chocolatey almonds are delicious, & the nougat's plentiful.

mixedmedia · 10-07-2009, 02:05 PM

ocm has supernumerary fingers and toes.

uncle phil · 10-07-2009, 02:19 PM

^ her nylons are really made of transparent band-aids...

dlish · 10-07-2009, 03:10 PM

^ is steve austins evil twin

Tully Mars · 10-07-2009, 03:32 PM

^ Bob Dylan wrote a song to keep him in prison.

mixedmedia · 10-07-2009, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tully Mars

^ Bob Dylan wrote a song to keep him in prison.

that's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time

Tully Mars is not funny.

Tully Mars · 10-07-2009, 03:37 PM

^Has no sense of humor or smell.

uncle phil · 10-07-2009, 04:16 PM

^ shot a man in reno...

Tully Mars · 10-07-2009, 04:18 PM

^ Once made dinner with his mother. After telling the jury she was a "little chewy" they found him guilty.

LordEden · 10-07-2009, 04:27 PM

^ doesn't shower so he blends in with the rest of the locals.

Fremen · 10-07-2009, 09:07 PM

^ sniffs toe cheese for the hell of it.

dlish · 10-07-2009, 11:35 PM

^ leaves zit explosions on the bathroom mirror

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-08-2009, 09:47 AM

I bear no malice towards dlish, so tic:

dlish sometimes feels guilty about using his imagination.

LordEden · 10-08-2009, 10:11 AM

^ Doesn't really have any chest hair, ring got him chest hair implants so he feels more manly

10-04-2009, 08:18 AM	#321 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	dlish throws a temper tantrum when there's no happy face on his pancakes. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

10-04-2009, 01:12 PM	#322 (permalink)
GreyWolf Sober Location: Eastern Canada	Had the hair from Simba's hair cut woven into her very own chest rug. __________________ *The secret to great marksmanship is deciding what the target was AFTER you've shot.*

10-04-2009, 05:17 PM	#323 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	GreyWolf wears a loincloth and takes a spear to the market and "hunts" for meat. __________________ Google

10-05-2009, 02:45 AM	#324 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fre used to hunt for "cougars" until he aged so badly that he couldn't get in to any of the "hot spots..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-05-2009, 02:46 AM	#325 (permalink)
GreyWolf Sober Location: Eastern Canada	Uncle Phil has every BoxCar Willie album. __________________ *The secret to great marksmanship is deciding what the target was AFTER you've shot.*

10-05-2009, 02:57 AM	#326 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	GreyWolf owns a pair of underwear worn by Minnie Pearl. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

10-05-2009, 04:47 AM	#327 (permalink)
GreyWolf Sober Location: Eastern Canada	Mixedmedia got them for me after one of her own trysts with Minnie. __________________ *The secret to great marksmanship is deciding what the target was AFTER you've shot.*

10-05-2009, 05:10 AM	#328 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	MM, Greywolf and Minnie had a threesome __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

10-05-2009, 07:38 AM	#329 (permalink)
GreyWolf Sober Location: Eastern Canada	^^ In my dreams... Dlish snorts Pop Rocks and chugs Dr. Pepper. __________________ *The secret to great marksmanship is deciding what the target was AFTER you've shot.*

10-05-2009, 07:42 AM	#330 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	GreyWolf immediately catalogs and memorializes all of his bathroom visits, complete with samples. He's planning on a museum exhibition in 2010 entitled "Poops: A Love Story". __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

10-05-2009, 08:09 AM	#331 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Jazz is eating his way backwards through his Spam collection dating back to 1942 in an attempt to commit suicide by violently acute botulism. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

10-05-2009, 01:11 PM	#332 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	^ is really going to optometry school... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-05-2009, 02:35 PM	#333 (permalink)
FuglyStick WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE! Location: Southern Illinois	Uncle Phil likes to cover himself in peanut butter and let the dog lick it off. __________________ AZIZ! LIGHT!

10-05-2009, 03:20 PM	#334 (permalink)
Jove Groovy Hipster Nerd Location: Michigan	Fuglystick gets aroused when Uncle Phil covers himself in peanut butter while Uncle Phil stalks MixedMedia from the internet and mixedmedia is forcing jazz to eat all that spam to get acute botulism.

10-05-2009, 05:06 PM	#336 (permalink)
FuglyStick WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE! Location: Southern Illinois	Eden was one of those hobos __________________ AZIZ! LIGHT!

10-07-2009, 03:17 AM	#341 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	^ overdone......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-07-2009, 01:57 PM	#346 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	^Professional baller __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

10-07-2009, 02:00 PM	#347 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	tully"s chocolatey almonds are delicious, & the nougat's plentiful. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

10-05-2009, 05:49 PM	#337 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Fugly travels the world looking for the right sized midget to use in his ventriloquist act. One with a large posterior, but a small body. __________________ Google

10-05-2009, 06:04 PM	#338 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Fremen has a 5-year-old tray of jello shots at the very back of the bottom shelf of his fridge, behind the rancid green olives. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

10-05-2009, 06:14 PM	#339 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	MM appears on a weekly Japenese quiz show doing all crazy stunts for a measly 2.25 Yen a week. __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

10-06-2009, 11:48 PM	#340 (permalink)
underdun Upright Location: Eastern Canada	dlish has a bellybutton lint collection the size of a basketball __________________ If you don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them.

10-07-2009, 03:24 AM	#342 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	^ allergic to rolling paper glue... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-07-2009, 12:36 PM	#343 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	^ allergic to ball-washing __________________ Google

10-07-2009, 01:47 PM	#344 (permalink)
FuglyStick WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE! Location: Southern Illinois	^professional ball washer __________________ AZIZ! LIGHT!

10-07-2009, 01:52 PM	#345 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	^professional ball. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

10-07-2009, 02:05 PM	#348 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	ocm has supernumerary fingers and toes. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

10-07-2009, 02:19 PM	#349 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	^ her nylons are really made of transparent band-aids... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-07-2009, 03:10 PM	#350 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	^ is steve austins evil twin __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

10-07-2009, 03:32 PM	#351 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	^ Bob Dylan wrote a song to keep him in prison. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

10-07-2009, 03:37 PM	#353 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	^Has no sense of humor or smell. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

10-07-2009, 04:16 PM	#354 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	^ shot a man in reno... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-07-2009, 04:18 PM	#355 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	^ Once made dinner with his mother. After telling the jury she was a "little chewy" they found him guilty. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

10-07-2009, 09:07 PM	#357 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	^ sniffs toe cheese for the hell of it. __________________ Google

10-07-2009, 11:35 PM	#358 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	^ leaves zit explosions on the bathroom mirror __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

10-08-2009, 09:47 AM	#359 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I bear no malice towards dlish, so tic: dlish sometimes feels guilty about using his imagination. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT