dlish

MM keeps company with Iron Mike because 'he's misunderstood'

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

FuglyStick

dlish supplements his income by selling his once-worn underwear on ebay.

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AZIZ! LIGHT!

mixedmedia

FuglyStick is a recalcitrant nun.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

dlish

MM, is not a nun, but she's still a virgin

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

FuglyStick

dlish saddles his horse from underneath, if you know what I mean.

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AZIZ! LIGHT!

Tully Mars

Fugly's actually working undercover for the DEA.

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

Fremen

Wtf?


Tully_M once climbed George Washington's head and threw pictures of forged Cary Grant photos off the top to the surrounding ant-people below.

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Google

SSJTWIZTA

Freman has the same 'stache as his avatar shaved in directly above his penis.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

Tully Mars

SSJTWIZTA is a freak for disco dancing.

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

ratbastid

Tully Mars actually lives in Canada.

Tully Mars

ratbastard- can't stop watching Tom Delay on dancing with the stars and drooling.

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

healer

Tully Mars gets off on watching grown men drool.

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Jove

healer was informed by a random stranger that the door across the street led to an alternative universe and would instantly be wealthy. Once healer opened the door, he accidently stumbled upon Tully Mars recording ratbastid drooling over Tom Delay who was watching SSJTWIZTA perform his disco moves.

The_Jazz

Jove coined the term "santorum" (google it if you don't immediately get the reference) and plans on moving to Iowa to vote for Rich Santorum in 2012 just for the irony.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Baraka_Guru

Jazz doesn't live in Chicago; he lives in Aurora.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

mixedmedia

Baraka has Michael Jackson's 'You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'' set on repeat every work morning. It really gets him going.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Xerxys

Operates a brothel.

Tully Mars

Often injects grain alcohol to induce sleep.

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

uncle phil

^ steals "mail-to" prescription meds from the mailboxes in his neighborhood...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

The_Jazz

Is really a 14 year-old girl who wants to be a teacher and veterinarian when she grows up.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Tully Mars

^Preforms as a "bottom" in gay porn under the name "Johnny Sloppy."

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

SSJTWIZTA

yeah, but he's a power bottom.

tully's in the slavery business. that's why he relocated to mexico.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

The_Jazz

SSJWIZTA's idea of a grand night is a thimble full of grand marnier and Lawrence Welk reruns.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

dlish

jazz regularly has a crack back and sack wax before hitting boystown every weekend

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

Tully Mars

dlish often travels by Fed-Exing himself from one place to the next.

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

FuglyStick

Tully tucks in his t-shirts

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AZIZ! LIGHT!

Bear Cub

Has AIDS. Lots of them.

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Living in the United Socialist States of America.

Fremen

Bear paints himself blue every Thursday and tries to lure horny Scots into the woods near his house for a little slap & tickle, while yelling "You canna take away muh freedom!!!".

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Google

dlish

fremen wipes his ass with bearclub

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

The_Jazz

dlish doesn't wipe is his ass, which should come as no surprise to anyone within 20' of him.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Xerxys

Jazz claims that the smooth spot is a genetic disorder to hide the fact that it is abuse induced.

FuglyStick

Xerxys sleeps on rubber sheets

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AZIZ! LIGHT!

SSJTWIZTA

fugly likes .38 special.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

mixedmedia

SSJTWIZTA stands for Second Semester Jesus Touchers With Induced Zoophilia Testes Anonymous

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Fremen

mixed sings in a barbershop quartet. She has the bass role.

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Google

FuglyStick

That's true.

Fremen had a wardrobe misunderstanding, and was seen on the beach wearing women's underwear on his feet.

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AZIZ! LIGHT!

Xerxys

Fugs just yesterday applied for the cable naked news (CNN). They don't take trannies, unfortunately.

grumpyolddude

Xerxys' most successful pick up line has always been "Klaatu barada nikto."

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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

Fremen

grumpy wears only his "Official Davy Crockett Coonskin Cap™" while stalking joggers from the park by the light of the full moon. (his, too)

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Google

Fly

^......likes his panties around his ankles.......^

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BASTARD

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