Ask a WASP
 

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1.5 grams saturated fat per serving, thank you, we're conquering the world with Freedom Sauce. Ask me about mac and cheese, owning domestically built automobiles, and serial killers.

Affairs with secretaries, school board politics, and non-touchy religion.

Ask me when the country went to hell in a handbasket thanks to the goings on of a particular youth segment. I can also tailor that to include the liberal media.

Ask me about oppressing, and how we lost our groove on that subject.

why in the hell can I not even get one sammich outta a can o tuna anymore?!?

wtf gives......

why is that jar o' mayo bilingual?

what gives?

I can't decide between a BMW and a Mercedes. Which will better communicate my successful status?

Should I go with a sedan or SUV?

How does one keep one's children from playing with kids who go to public school?

its arabic for "al Mayooneise" if you wanted to say it phonetically



sooo...when DID the country go to hell in a basketcase?

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Heresy. You will go with a Ford Expidition that gets 4 miles per gallon and comes with the optional air fouler. Because global warming is a MYTH! I heard it on Rush.

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Rigorous profiling. Beyond that, stick to activities at the club or at riding lessons.

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Let me tell you, first we allowed all these hippies to run around and suddenly the children of this country wants to be individualistic. So now every other boy and third girl is running around with their pants half down, showing their underwear to the world. It's perpetuated by the "I'm alright, you're alright" maintream media. They constantly have these forums where they get kids together and ask them how they feel about things.

What they all should be saying is that they're damn happy to have a mom and a dad who put in a days work, be it in the kitchen cooking up toll house cookies, or in the office like me, having a bourbon and water with my secretary over a long day of reviewing TPS reports.

I come home and they're watching a cartoon about a damn gay sponge and his pink friend. Pinko is more like it. It's over. The communists have won.

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Because we've been trying to be best buddies with the dolphins and so we let half the tuna free in order to ensure dolphins don't get a bumpy on their dinkums. I saw a TV show the other day on Fox, about wild animals attacking or somesuch. And a dolphin was trying to rape this man! I had the barest chance to change over to RFD before Sarah could figure out what vile stuff Fox was showing is. Oh, Fox, why have you abandoned the WASP? I mean, the news channel is still aces, even if Hannity is Catholic.

You can sting more than once, right? (unlike those bees)

Since you invited questions about mac and cheese:

Why do you insist on calling it mac and cheese, and not KD like civilized folk?

Dear WASP:

Oftentimes when I'm changing at the country club before and after golf, I notice the little Mexican (I assume he's Mexican, he's a darky regardless) attendant watching me. He's very obviously interested in me and sometimes follows me into the shower. I've seen him and one of the Catholic priests we had to let in back in the 80's disapear together into the bathroom stalls together, and sometimes the towels are damp.

So how do I fix the slice I have with my long irons?

Sincerely,

Chad
Lincoln Park Trixie Society

Exactly.

Ahoy Wasp,

First time caller, long time listener...I really love your show.

Woud you like to weigh in on the increasing use of parasitic wasps in agrarian pest control?

I have a follow up question about your possible feelings of inadequacy due to the lack of hair and wax producing glands like other more popular members of your order.

Thank you for your time.

I'll just hang up and listen.

KD is for the lower classes. For our family, its Velveeta and shells.

The hairloss is due to the country going to hell in a handbasket. And hippies make wax.

:thumbsdown:

Ohh I may not be a WASP but I know this one. You are technically right, first of all you use shaving cream THEN apply the mayo. If you don't it'll be ingrown and you don't want that.

Finally! :thumbsup: