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Old 09-03-2009, 05:20 PM   #41 (permalink)
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you don't know about paddyjoe and his holga images..........the fucker is a great photographer.



that's right joe......even in accolades,you get hit baby.......


like a lollipop sweetheart......
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Old 09-03-2009, 07:39 PM   #42 (permalink)
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How is your swollen birth canal by the way? Still smell of processed cheese and mustard?
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It's a little out of shape, though.
When you've birthed a hundred of these, it doesn't snap back into shape like a Slinky.
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Old 09-03-2009, 07:44 PM   #43 (permalink)
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We politely ask that Hal be the one to link that, if he wants to. Read the "porn from the inside" thread in the hall of fame section if you want a description.

I will say that Hal is the reason I will never post my dick anyone on this site ever. Also, Hal can lean forward about 2 feet and not fall over... Ask him how!
SERIOUSLY!

Your still a noobie if you haven't seen P.O.As penis.
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Old 09-04-2009, 03:10 AM   #44 (permalink)
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Your still a noobie if you "Captain Underpants" doesn't resonate as awesome in your head!

Damn! - I think I love you guys! (even though I'm Sir Lurkalot at times...)
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Old 09-04-2009, 03:16 AM   #45 (permalink)
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I love Captain Underpants! But, sadly, according to Fremen, I'm still a noob.


You're still a noob if you've never laughed until crying at Nancy playing with scotch tape.
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Old 09-04-2009, 06:03 AM   #46 (permalink)
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if you don't know my name used to be Crackprogram, and before that Crackprogram7

self-serving, but IT'S MY FUCKING THREAD!
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Old 09-09-2009, 12:34 PM   #47 (permalink)
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....if you don't remember "The Got Some" or the "Wish I was getting some" threads.
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Old 09-09-2009, 12:39 PM   #48 (permalink)
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....if you don't remember "The Got Some" or the "Wish I was getting some" threads.

Ding!
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Old 09-09-2009, 01:00 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Ding!
ding!!!
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Old 09-09-2009, 01:55 PM   #50 (permalink)
 
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Old 09-09-2009, 04:25 PM   #51 (permalink)
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...you don't remember marco polo...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 09-09-2009, 04:45 PM   #52 (permalink)
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If They say you are.
If you don't know who They are...
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Old 09-09-2009, 05:43 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Damnit, My horrible memory makes me a TFP noobie!
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Old 09-10-2009, 03:10 AM   #54 (permalink)
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....if you don't remember "The Got Some" or the "Wish I was getting some" threads.
i was actually thinking about this thread just last night and trying my utmost to remember its name lol

and the dings too aaahhhh, good times
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Old 09-10-2009, 03:37 AM   #55 (permalink)
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I dinged a few times.
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Old 09-27-2009, 07:55 AM   #56 (permalink)
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KPax was a good call, ooooh the drama.

Also, who was that total choad who thought that he was sooooo much better than all of us that we finally had to ban him?

Also, not a super big hit here, but some of you may remember Tub Girl chocolaty O's? I know Crompsin does!

Unfortunately, nearly 4 years and still considered a noob by these standards.
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Old 09-27-2009, 08:20 AM   #57 (permalink)
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...if you don't remember fremen's penchant for sleeperjammies...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 09-28-2009, 12:30 AM   #58 (permalink)
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It's more along the lines of mild liking.



/looks around furtively
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Old 09-28-2009, 02:41 AM   #59 (permalink)
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Also, not a super big hit here, but some of you may remember Tub Girl chocolaty O's? I know Crompsin does!
You mean this one?

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Old 09-28-2009, 07:03 AM   #60 (permalink)
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There aren't words potent enough to describe how much I truly loathe you guys.
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Old 09-28-2009, 08:32 AM   #61 (permalink)
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Im always a newbie, and probably will be forevermore.
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Old 09-28-2009, 08:37 AM   #62 (permalink)
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..if you don't giggle at the thought of someone urinating in your cereal.
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Old 09-28-2009, 09:19 AM   #63 (permalink)
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..if you don't giggle at the thought of someone urinating in your cereal.
Yeah, I miss UsTwo.
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Old 09-28-2009, 01:21 PM   #64 (permalink)
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If you cannot name at least 15 moderators/modulators, past and/or present, within a 90-second span, then you are still a TFP-greenhorn.
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Old 09-28-2009, 01:38 PM   #65 (permalink)
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...if you haven't met up with at least one other member (amonkie, anyone? )
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Old 09-28-2009, 04:07 PM   #66 (permalink)
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...if you haven't met up with at least one other member (amonkie, anyone? )

halx, rogue49, wily, buDDah, peetster, tophat, mimi, sus, artelevision, hanxter, snowy, tecoyah, amy, charlatan, kramus, ngdawg, paddyjoe, cynthetiq, stormberlin, quadro...shit, a whole bunch of others who i don't mean to forget but...

damn, but we've had some good times...

(edit-can't forget just jess and skogafoss, and jumpin jesus, and ubertuber, and tully, and shalafi, and mixedmedia, and calilivchik, and shanifaye...)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 09-28-2009, 07:59 PM   #67 (permalink)
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one day phil.....one day........and that bastard paddyjoe too........


newb if you don't remeber:nancy's egg on her stomach with the orange juice beside her.........and i might add.......in her bra and panties.



"I fucking miss you and your posts Nancy"
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Old 09-28-2009, 08:11 PM   #68 (permalink)
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If you're unaware that both Giant Hamburger and Fly are constantly in my pants, you have some time to put in...
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Old 09-28-2009, 08:14 PM   #69 (permalink)
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ohhhhhhhh........someone's been drinking again........


you go punk....fucking do it man......
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