The_Jazz

Dim bulbs of the world, unite! We have no wisdom to offer and no knowledge to share!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be washing dishes.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

mixedmedia

I can go on for days about what I don't know.
Let me see, where should I start....

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

LordEden

Well, apparently we know how to type and use a mouse.

Some of do at least.

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Vice-President of the CinnamonGirl Fan Club - The Meat of the Zombiesquirrel and CinnamonGirl Sandwich

dlish

ask a dishwasher?

feeling a little domesticated?

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

Baraka_Guru

You know what's worse than not knowing anything? Not knowing that you don't know anything.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

dlish

at least jazz is one of the lucky ones then...

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

ring

Written by Sam Cooke. Oh shit, I knew that. Flay me.

uncle phil

if tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

The_Jazz

My mom was right - the world DOES need ditchdiggers too.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Plan9

I demand an Ask UsTwo thread.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

The_Jazz

Ask and ye shall receive. Stay tuned.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

paddyjoe

how in the hell did you know they were made with tin?!?

uncle phil

i was there when you discovered tin, remember?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

How does a grizzly bear scratch its anus?

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Google

Plan9

With an idiot hiker, probably.

...

Why can't I get huge muscles just by eating junk food and reading fitness threads on TFP?

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

The_Jazz

Obviously, you're doing it wrong. Duh.

Seriously, if you want ginormous mucles, you need to be playing more WOW. Living in a basement helps too, especially a close family-member's basement.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Fly

they use rabbits...........the shit doesn't stick to rabbit fur.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

grumpyolddude

And olive oil is made out of olives, so baby oil is made out of....

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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

thirdsun

If ignorance is bliss, then this thread is Nirvana...and we are all ignoramuses together in the Great Unknown...

Sheesh...for the first time I feel like I belong....