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The_Jazz 08-31-2009 06:00 AM

Ask a ... forget it, I don't know nothin'
 
Dim bulbs of the world, unite! We have no wisdom to offer and no knowledge to share!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be washing dishes.

mixedmedia 08-31-2009 06:04 AM

I can go on for days about what I don't know.
Let me see, where should I start....

LordEden 08-31-2009 06:19 AM

Well, apparently we know how to type and use a mouse.

Some of do at least.

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dlish 08-31-2009 06:28 AM

ask a dishwasher?

feeling a little domesticated?

Baraka_Guru 08-31-2009 07:11 AM

You know what's worse than not knowing anything? Not knowing that you don't know anything.

dlish 08-31-2009 07:14 AM

at least jazz is one of the lucky ones then...

ring 08-31-2009 08:25 AM


Written by Sam Cooke. Oh shit, I knew that. Flay me.

uncle phil 08-31-2009 11:50 AM

if tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?

The_Jazz 08-31-2009 12:02 PM

My mom was right - the world DOES need ditchdiggers too.

Plan9 08-31-2009 12:04 PM

I demand an Ask UsTwo thread.

The_Jazz 08-31-2009 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin (Post 2696743)
I demand an Ask UsTwo thread.


Ask and ye shall receive. Stay tuned.

paddyjoe 08-31-2009 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2696728)
if tin whistles are made out of tin

how in the hell did you know they were made with tin?!?

uncle phil 08-31-2009 01:22 PM

i was there when you discovered tin, remember?

Fremen 08-31-2009 03:58 PM

How does a grizzly bear scratch its anus?

Plan9 08-31-2009 04:13 PM

With an idiot hiker, probably.

...

Why can't I get huge muscles just by eating junk food and reading fitness threads on TFP?

The_Jazz 08-31-2009 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin (Post 2696893)
Why can't I get huge muscles just by eating junk food and reading fitness threads on TFP?

Obviously, you're doing it wrong. Duh.

Seriously, if you want ginormous mucles, you need to be playing more WOW. Living in a basement helps too, especially a close family-member's basement.

Fly 09-01-2009 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen (Post 2696882)
How does a grizzly bear scratch its anus?



they use rabbits...........the shit doesn't stick to rabbit fur.

grumpyolddude 09-01-2009 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2696728)
if tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?

And olive oil is made out of olives, so baby oil is made out of....:eek:

thirdsun 09-03-2009 10:42 AM

If ignorance is bliss, then this thread is Nirvana...and we are all ignoramuses together in the Great Unknown...

Sheesh...for the first time I feel like I belong....

:lol:


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