Unlike your amazing number.

OCM? is one of the best Nonsense posters EVAR.

Noodle has lovely tracts of land.

CinnamonGirl has a pretty sweet meadow herself!

^ posted in that gay thread...

Uncle Phil is at his most powerful during the Perseids meteor shower.

He will one day turn us all into mini White Castle style hamburgers...

Hamburger Army!

Is head of my church.

Xerxys was struck by lightning 7 times through his nipple rings.

^ soaks his mustache in rum, so he'll have something to suck on during boring meetings

Lucifer's right palm has more hair than his left.

jerksys was in that gay guy's thread too...

^^must have been reading the gay guy thread

She's a girl, evidently...

^ another one...

Is in the closet about reading the gay guys thread! Baby steps man.

^ for all we know, might be a woman too!

I'm a god dude, I have no gender ...

Lucifer is handsome ... (ahem)

"All the Right Moves" was Xerx's favourite 80's movie, until "Stop, Or My Mom Will Shoot!" came out.

He seems to know a lot about me ... perhaps we share something in common, could it be for the love of vanilla icecream? I just don't know, can't quite put my finger on it!

He's tough as nails and bruises like a peach....

^^ Is not a fan of the Narnia series.

He lurks chatrooms...

^^ has a supercute girlfriend, and is totally adorable when he talks about her.

She secretly wants a piece of this sweet manliness...

he has a mohawk, and is therefore a nazi!!

i saw his pic in the photo thread this morning...

Would take a lot of money from me if we ever played golf together.

^^was a big hit at Hillbilly Days:

^ is one of the most beautiful people i've ever met...

UnclePhil is secretly a government agent sent to watch over me during the hiring process.

^^ doesn't know that *i'm* the government agent that is watching him during hiring process... fuck, blew my cover. Terminate target upon contact.

the lord spends a lot of time in chat...

^^ is going to hire me to sit under his palm tree in my cheeseburger hat. And pay me in beer.

^might have met me when I was in middle school and we went rollerskating at the same place. :D

^ raises horses...

^^ is not really my uncle. ;)

^ Is slower than Phil

^ knows where the ruins are...

^Washes balls in public