LordEden donated both kidneys to me.

That's just taking the piss... :orly:

Daniel dabbles in sex toys.

mixedmedia turned on the whole AV Club back in the day.

fre...

fre...

/me just breaks out laughing...

Golf's a LOT!

^ is like the coolest Uncle ever... golf, beer and half-time in Florida. And he's got a sweet side, shhhhhh....

dammit, xerx.

xerxys pops in at the strangest times and seems to miss the story by thismuch. ;)

Noodle comes in a minute late then blames me.

He's scrawnier than Crompsin...

And that's saying something.

^ thinks it's alllll fun and games...

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DAMMIT!

PoA has random chest hairs... I just know it.

I realized I do have hair around my nipples, noodle.

noodle would secretly love to stroke my nipple hair all night long...

Has nostrils that could swallow a man whole.

what nostrils?

fresnelly is freakier than he lets on.

^ has spectaular.... bookshelves.

won't tell me why you don't drunk text ex's!!

He has never gotten drunk and texted an ex, obviously.

has amazing powers of deduction.

Is immeasurably stubborn and won't divulge info even if thumbscrews are employed!

Is adamant about porn...not that that's a bad thing :)

^^ has a really awesome fondness for pinups. Also, looks like a rock star.

Has great taste in music.

The Greek historian Herodotus thought that Xerxys was Persian for warrior. We now know that he was wrong. Xerxys is really Persian for "The porn went where!?!

I guess it really is a living document.

^^ His mom, Virginia, named him Minnesota in a fit of irony.

I know I've said this before but there are some new members who don't know the truth... Fremen has never read Dune.

Rumor has it that Charlatan is a geographic sellout.

Crompsin is a poetic sick person that is also The_Jazz's alter-ego and I very much beleive he is the embodiment of a much less violent Hannibal Lecter ..

xerxys has been dazed and confused for so long...

phil just knows it's not true......

paddyjoe is a connoiseur of toilet paper wedding dresses. and the life of the party.

fred hit that nail right on the head; she is SOO perceptive...

Uncle Phil is, in fact, someone's uncle.

schwan. Well, has 4 blog entries, lives in Europe and appreciates Joan Miro.
(I don't really know you that well. ) :)

has an odd penchant for whimsical names for her kids

I don't know the devil about anything.

I suspect that Ourcrazymodern?'s pineal gland is at least twice the average size
and that his sublime visions reflect this.

GH lives in texas...

funniest man on TFP!!

Xerxys is very entertaining in chat.

^ has the prettiest smile...