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Old 08-07-2009, 06:08 AM   #41 (permalink)
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What a coincidence!!! We were asking "do we want a dog, or don't we?" so we named our dog Dewey.
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:49 AM   #42 (permalink)
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Is your dog able to organize all knowledge into ten main classes? And then with those ten main classes, further subdivide each into ten divisions, and each division into ten sections, giving ten main classes, 100 divisions and 1000 sections? Is his advantage in using decimals for his categories allow him to be both purely numerical and infinitely hierarchical? Can he also use some aspects of a faceted classification scheme, combining elements from different parts of the structure to construct a number representing the subject content (and often combine two subject elements with linking numbers and geographical and temporal elements) and form of an item rather than drawing upon a list containing each class and its meaning?


Or does just he just dig holes and hump legs and stuff?
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Old 08-07-2009, 12:11 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2009, 12:17 PM   #45 (permalink)
 
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I would give up garlic for him.
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Old 08-07-2009, 12:29 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2009, 12:35 PM   #47 (permalink)
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A scene from the upcoming movie: Die Hard: Finally Dead...

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Old 08-07-2009, 12:44 PM   #48 (permalink)
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there are too many spoons in the pot and not all of them are being held by cooks. ~ me.
I'm totally using this, just to let you know.

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I am surrounded by noises of machinery that I do not understand. Beeps, Boops, Tings, and WHREEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee. Sounds, sounds coming from places of unknown origin. Sounds that bleed into me. Sounds that bleed out of me. One room, many rooms, all the same room. Little rooms inside of big rooms. Noises coming from them all. Talk, Type, Talk, Laugh, Type. Noises from people near and far. CLICK, CLICK, CLICK. The noises touch me and leave me hollow. No feeling, no light, only fake light, only fake feelings. When two hands become one, my time has finished. Noises leave to sound again one other day. When two hands become one again.
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 08-07-2009, 12:45 PM   #49 (permalink)
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I once had a dog. He was a kerry blue terrier. I'm thinking he might have been gay.

How sad that I didn't realize this when he was alive.
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Old 08-07-2009, 01:10 PM   #50 (permalink)
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same shit - different thread.
go tfp.
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Old 08-07-2009, 01:38 PM   #51 (permalink)
 
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Speaking of meat:
Back when I was a deer hunter for a ten year period...
most always, I made sure to take one clean head shot.
I hate meat wastage.

Oh, and the tenderloins are tastiest when eaten raw,
with a little salt-pepper-garlic.

Tartare!
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Old 08-07-2009, 01:53 PM   #52 (permalink)
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crazy old hippies can be dull-ards, too.
go figure.
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Old 08-07-2009, 02:03 PM   #53 (permalink)
 
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I had a dream about those 'Scrubbing Bubbles' last night.

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Old 08-22-2009, 08:04 AM   #54 (permalink)
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Flashback.

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Old 05-21-2010, 07:58 PM   #55 (permalink)
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I want you back. We'd all like you back. It's not a matter that we miss you, nor is it anything to the slant of we've forgotten you. The thing is, anyway, what it is, and to the point, in this old age, nostalia creeps up, takes hold, and we stumble, then again, recall, what made us be. Our reflection eternal. My fondest wish is that I can state it again, face to face, and through your eyes, the processes and events that await in everyone's recollections. (jst to let you know: this spur-of-the-moment idling was intended to be just a two-word, compound reply; but, then it morphed into a true-blue, five-word sentence, and ... well, the mind lept.)

I miss you.


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Old 05-21-2010, 08:02 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Release all the garmonbozia of your bloodline back into the sunlit moonbeams.
Finger bangin' I'm in Love.

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Old 05-21-2010, 09:01 PM   #57 (permalink)
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I hear it. The beats, the music, the feel, the draw, the urge, the need. Move your body, shake your body, feel your body, need your body. What do I need? I what I feel? It rises. Rises inside me with a primeval urge only felt by lowered bodies. Need. Need. Need. Touch. Groan. Need. Want. Feel. Touch me, fuck me, hold me, dismiss me. I need you yet, I push you away. This, that, you, me, what is real? You. Me. Now. Later?
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Old 05-22-2010, 07:54 AM   #58 (permalink)
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It's hard to be psychotic
when all the boundaries are blurry
because of all the voices.
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Old 05-22-2010, 10:55 AM   #59 (permalink)
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 05-22-2010, 11:26 AM   #60 (permalink)
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My friend had 2 dogs. One of them was called Muttley. The other also had a name.
dastardly...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 05-22-2010, 11:30 AM   #61 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Is that a pejorative? I think my pharmacist might know. I haven't seen him for weeks...
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Old 05-22-2010, 12:48 PM   #62 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 05-22-2010, 02:52 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Well, that explains everything...
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