Hey! Let's invent a TFP dance!
 

Each person post a step in the dance.

Then we can have our own little way of identifying eachother by doing the TFP dance. It's like a secret handshake, 'cept you get to make a giant ass of yourself!




Step one : Step to the left.

Step two: sit down, drink a beer

stay down...have another beer and call bones...

step four: make Bones put the robe back on. :|

step 5: run away when Bones refuses

step 6: trip over the doorjam

step7:land firmly on face

step 8: roll over, claw at eye sockets screaming "corn pancakes!"

step 9: consider migrating south for the winter.

step 11: go to the doctor

step 12: grope the receptionist

Step 13: Rub your face where she slaps you

step 14:slap the bitch back

Step 16: repeat steps 11-15 until incapacitated, then go back to 11 but do NOT go on to 12.

step 17: puke in the roilet

step 19: try to find someone else to make fun of

step 21: unleash a bloodcurdling scream

step 23: call your bail bondsman from county lock-up

this has spun wildly out of control.

Step 25: Go to a Backstreet Boys concert.

step 26: kill a commie for christ...

step 28: liberate a small starving nation, and feed them using only Rosie Odonnel and a rotissery

step 29: make 80 trillion dollars by pioneering the art of pancake puppetry

step 30: Sell your pancake puppetry corporation for another cool $100 trillion and then buy a $5 hat with cheap red plastic netting in the back and says "SELL OUT" on the front.

Phil, its "nuke a homo-commie-whale for christ"... just thought id help!

Step 31: Give ogre a redass beatdown for disrupting the flow

NOOO now i look like that baboon you fucked!!!

Step 32: Post pics of Kdub fucking the baboon in the Titty board...

Step 33: get a mod to move that thread over to the wayside forum.

Step 34: cry when you accidentally catch a glimpse of the pictures

step 35: then make your own goat.cx pictures.

step 36: rinse eyes with H2SO4

step 38 :shuffle to the right

Step 39: put on a copy of DJ Casper's "Cha Cha Slide".

Clap your hands everybody
Slide to the left
Take it back now yal
One hop this time
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Cha Cha now yal
To the left
Take it back now yal
Two hops this time
Two on the left
Two on the right
Cha Cha now y'all
Slide to the right
Slide to the left
Take it back now ya'll
One hop this time
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Charlie Brown
Cha Cha now y'all
Five hops this time
Touch your knees
How low can you go
Can go down low
All the way to floor
Can you bring it the top
Like you never never stop
One hop this time
Right foot let's stomp
Left let's stomp
Reverse Reverse
Reverse Reverse
Cha Cha now y'all

Step 40: kill yourself at the realization that you just did that.

step 41 : puke in the roilet

yuk dude....that means shitting in someones mouth man.

eeeeewwwwwwwwwwww..........

step 43 : plan a trip to the hospital

step 43: repeat step 41

step 51 : eat...if possible...small woodland creatures

step 53: hunt down Kris and Kros and murder them with kitchen utensils.

Step 54: fall down

step 55 - tape a donation to halx...(he knows what i mean)