Hey! Let's invent a TFP dance!
 

Each person post a step in the dance.

Then we can have our own little way of identifying eachother by doing the TFP dance. It's like a secret handshake, 'cept you get to make a giant ass of yourself!




Step one : Step to the left.

Step two: sit down, drink a beer

stay down...have another beer and call bones...

step four: make Bones put the robe back on. :|

step 5: run away when Bones refuses

step 6: trip over the doorjam

step7:land firmly on face

step 8: roll over, claw at eye sockets screaming "corn pancakes!"

step 9: consider migrating south for the winter.

step 11: go to the doctor

step 12: grope the receptionist

Step 13: Rub your face where she slaps you

step 14:slap the bitch back

Step 16: repeat steps 11-15 until incapacitated, then go back to 11 but do NOT go on to 12.

step 17: puke in the roilet

step 19: try to find someone else to make fun of

step 21: unleash a bloodcurdling scream

step 23: call your bail bondsman from county lock-up

this has spun wildly out of control.

Step 25: Go to a Backstreet Boys concert.

step 26: kill a commie for christ...

step 28: liberate a small starving nation, and feed them using only Rosie Odonnel and a rotissery

step 29: make 80 trillion dollars by pioneering the art of pancake puppetry

step 30: Sell your pancake puppetry corporation for another cool $100 trillion and then buy a $5 hat with cheap red plastic netting in the back and says "SELL OUT" on the front.

Phil, its "nuke a homo-commie-whale for christ"... just thought id help!

Step 31: Give ogre a redass beatdown for disrupting the flow

NOOO now i look like that baboon you fucked!!!

Step 32: Post pics of Kdub fucking the baboon in the Titty board...

Step 33: get a mod to move that thread over to the wayside forum.

Step 34: cry when you accidentally catch a glimpse of the pictures

step 35: then make your own goat.cx pictures.

step 36: rinse eyes with H2SO4

step 38 :shuffle to the right

Step 39: put on a copy of DJ Casper's "Cha Cha Slide".

Clap your hands everybody
Slide to the left
Take it back now yal
One hop this time
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Cha Cha now yal
To the left
Take it back now yal
Two hops this time
Two on the left
Two on the right
Cha Cha now y'all
Slide to the right
Slide to the left
Take it back now ya'll
One hop this time
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Charlie Brown
Cha Cha now y'all
Five hops this time
Touch your knees
How low can you go
Can go down low
All the way to floor
Can you bring it the top
Like you never never stop
One hop this time
Right foot let's stomp
Left let's stomp
Reverse Reverse
Reverse Reverse
Cha Cha now y'all

Step 40: kill yourself at the realization that you just did that.

step 41 : puke in the roilet

yuk dude....that means shitting in someones mouth man.

eeeeewwwwwwwwwwww..........

step 43 : plan a trip to the hospital

step 43: repeat step 41

step 51 : eat...if possible...small woodland creatures

step 53: hunt down Kris and Kros and murder them with kitchen utensils.

Step 54: fall down

step 55 - tape a donation to halx...(he knows what i mean)

step 56: jump up and down

step 58 : drink another........*fill in the blank...*

step 60: Cast aside your crutches and walk! You are HEALED! Halleluia!

Step 62: Nibble your left elbow

<===== I think that's what he's doing. :D


Step 63: Fling your feces at the local Deputy Doofus.

step 64 : fire one up.

step 65: do a little dance...make a little love...get down tonight...get down tonight...

Step 66: Snap your toes the same way you snap your fingers.

step 68: rent two movies, pay for one

Step 69: Disappoint bones

(Step 69½: Watch Bones revel in his disappointment.) ;)

Step 70: Do some naked twister!
http://www.strip-poker-teens.com/str...choolgirls.jpg

step71, shake your butt,let out a big fart if ya can.

step 72: separate conjoined twins.

step 74: then staple them to the wall, upside down.

step 75: Put on a strap-on and go to town.

step 77: harass some local pimps and start a fight.

step 78: Puke 'til you hurt, then drink some more.

plan another visit to the roilet.

step 80: osculate my fundament

step 81: be aghast upon remembering that you're glued to Bones' balls.

step 82: become strangely comfortable with that fact

step 83: Sever bones´s scrotum from his body to free yourself from the evil smell.

step 84: Realize that you can go on Springer if you have balls on your chin.

Step 85: get the other freaks of the nation to beat the crap out of that little fat kid who tried to use you because you now have balls on your chin.

step 86: summon the devil

step 88: visualize the "curly shuffle..."

step 89: be the ball.

step 90: chant - nuh-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

step 91: do that gravity-defying dance that Sisqo does.

step 92: fall down and convulse for 74 hours.

step 93 : shuffle to the left

step 95: learn to count

step 95 : say.....WHAT?

good one, guypunkr

step 96: say WHERE?

Thanks.

step 97: drive into highway traffic with a unicycle and throw spam at people.

step 98:

lean to the left
lean to the right
stand up
sit down
fight, fight, fight

step 100: Slam on the brakes in the bus and threaten to "turn this bus around"

Step 101: Squat on the floor, Cause Dancing's hard work!

Step 103: Have CyberSex with old men who think you're a 18 year old Female with Blonde Hair and a Tan.

step 104: smack my ass and call me sally...

step 105: Murder Marty McFly.

Step 106: Steal an Sports Almanac book from the future and become a Millionare and Marry someone with Breast Implants.

in all this excitment....we forgot to pee.

Step 107 : take a pee

*aaaaaaaaahaaahaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

step 108: start turning tricks on the street corner.

step 109 :wash your genitals......reeeeeeal goooood....

step 110: slice your penis down the middle in order to grow two. like a worm.

ouch....McFly is the name i tried to log in as in V.03.



step 111 : bang head on slate pool table......twice

Step 112: Become a Mormon.

113 : tie a noose

step 114: quickly make a fried baloney sandwich

step 115: add fried onions and swiss cheese to that fried bologna sandwich (cures ANY hangover...)

step 116: drip the grease on the upholstery of uncle phil's Vette!

step 117: replace uncle phil's vette w/ a '68 stingray, black in/out, w/ a fully blown 427 cu. in, dual 4 barrel carbs, overstroked engine

119: tell mom about said eskimo....

*damn bones......i might know her....being from "up north"eh.you be nice*

sorry about the McFly thing Fly.

step 120: on mums instructions go back and give money to said eskimo.

no prob..

121: grab crotch(ala micheal jackson)and do the moonwalk

step 122: dangle fly out a window by his feet...