06-21-2009, 08:54 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Banned
Location: The Cosmos
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I laugh in the face of smoking!
So I tried smoking (tobacco ) cigs just for fun and to prove to I could withhold from their delightful effects. Well I smoked several over a couple nights and I have absolutely no addictive response to them. Probably a biochemical genetic boon but I think I'll just attribute it to my god like willpower instead
Also you know those current anti smoking commercials were the teens get an alien hand that pops out of their back to make them smoke?! I'd totally risk lung cancer for an awesome extra alien appendage. To me thats a plus. Avast me alien pirate hybrids, no extra appendage was to be had in my testing. So is anyone else trying to quit smoking? Look I'll show you how easy it is, boom, I just quit again. Rematch? Quit! I win again, haha! |
06-21-2009, 08:59 AM | #4 (permalink) |
Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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I quit once, too. Right after I tried it once.
When I was 11yo, my same-age cousin and my younger brother and I were given money to go to the Saturday afternoon matinee at the local movie house in Toronto, so instead we each bought a pack of cigs, I think I had Rothmann's, and went prowling around High Park until we each smoked the whole pack. Then I quit, never to smoke cigs again...though the head buzz variety is still enjoyable for medical reasons that I cannot divulge due to privacy issues. |
06-21-2009, 09:12 AM | #7 (permalink) | |
Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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Be careful, this appendage may become yours. He can be very sneaky.
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06-21-2009, 09:24 AM | #8 (permalink) |
Young Crumudgeon
Location: Canada
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The people most prone to addiction are the ones who think they are immune to it.
You may find yourself repeating your experiment with alarming regularity in the near future.
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06-21-2009, 03:53 PM | #11 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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i smoked two packs a day for 40 years...
quit 4 years ago... ain't nobody gonna make you quit 'ceptin' you... it's all in your head...
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