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What would make you extra happy right now? (Semi NSFW)
A fat cheeseburger from Chili's.
I swear they have the best. The pickles are phenomenal. They're more cucumbery than pickley. |
a BBQ'ed bacon cheese burger (you got me craving one now) and a good beer...perhaps a chimmay or hoegarreden.
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Yah. But I want sweet tea. Chili's has good sweet tea.
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A smoke. I really want a cigarette.
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A job in my chosen field.
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a rewind button.
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A fast forward button... so as to graduate with my current GPA.
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As long as we're getting buttons, I'll take the pause button...
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Right now I could go for some surf and turf on the deck of a restaurant on the water. *sigh* |
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I don't quit. P.o.A-cigarettes=enormous dickhead with no friends... |
a picture of Punk in a kilt :)
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...it's you're lucky day, shanifaye... :lol: ...that darn wind
(Disclaimer: ...it's not really Punk) |
That's totally not me....
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(I knew that)
Someone might wanna add a NSFW tag now lol |
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A bj would do me quite nice right now. Pity she's home :(.
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ugh. you filthy pig.
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I've never seen a pig get a blow job...
Seriously, though, I don't think there's anything wrong with oral sex making you happy. Certainly, not enough wrong to insult the man. |
Ok, I've had a staff member pm me before about this already. And I forgot to use sarcasm tags.
So here: http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/3024/sarcasm.gif I did not mean 'filthy pig' in a literal sense. Only in a sarcastic, humorous way. Thank you. |
You just have a "smiley" for every situation, don't you?
I don't mean to come off as a dick, it just seemed a little callous to me, is all... |
No no it's cool. Apparently my posts were being questioned as to whether or not they were cunty or just sarcastic. I said I'd use more smileys to make my intentions more clear from now on.
And yes. I luff mah smileys http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/3521/happysmiley.gif. |
Seriously, I'd have a hard time assuming someone meant "filthy pig" in a non-sarcastic way.
Who the hell calls somebody a filthy pig and is being literal? |
case and point.
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lawl. I puzzled for like 2 minutes over whether or not my (accurate) jest was appropriate. I'm glad it was taken and responded to in kind :D
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a million dollars (Or MORE)?
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a massage.
Please. |
There's this girl I know...
She'll be here in an hour or so though =) I have realistic goals!:thumbsup: |
A massage would be lovely.
More kisses in the rain would be even MORE lovely... :) |
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Extra happy? Bar Rafaeli.
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Sex in the rain always makes me extra happy. |
Hm.
Now I've had sex in 20 degree weather, but never in the rain. I bet that's nice. |
Gary S. head on a platter http://celticdesade.com/dreamfortwo/...lt/whipguy.gif
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It is true that snow is too cold for some naked canoodling. but my most hot kisses were in a light flurry at about -10 C... dont get me wrong, kisses in the rain is good too, but not as cute/romantic/awesome :expressionless: |
Sex in the snow isn't that cold for long...
************************************ I had a spectacular night, and there isn't much that could make me any happier, so I'll just enjoy this while I can. Edit: ...or perhaps somebody could inform me on how to make a day like this last? |
A stack of pancakes, with butter and syrup. Yum.
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Actually right now, a good long sleep would be awesome
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A Diet Pepsi.
I'm just too lazy to go downstairs and get one. |
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...hil1/X-Ray.jpg
photobucket won't let me show the real thing...) |
Is he missing a tooth on top, phil?
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sheesh, ring; that's a gurl...
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can i just have a snuggle? in central air conditioning? i don't need much. ha.
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more than five hours of sleep... okay three consecutively... would make me soooo happy.
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My son to stop dragging bedtime out for so long.
Also my daughter (who goes to bed without a fuss) to stop waking up at 5am every morning. |
no pain
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Hostess Sno-Balls.
Man, those things are delicious. Coconut, marshmallow and gummy fake chocolate cake. Bomb-diggity. |
a birdie on #18 at belden hill, the only hole i haven't birdied on my home course...
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Popeye's chicken
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A machine that vaporizes hangovers...
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More Time and a good cup of coffee
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a free lawn mowing...
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A nap.
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8 hours of sleep and sex in the morning. I don't ask for much.
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ALCOHOL and chocolate!!!
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I just had milk and cookies....but alcohol and chocolate could still figure in this picture.
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Everyone knows that booze and chocolate leads to esophageal pain...
No bueno! |
A rain-free evening, so we can kick some ass at volleyball. Beer would be good, too. :thumbsup:
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I would be happy if I were the favorite person of someone else. Anyone else.
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Something supremely spicy. I mean, mouth-burning-like-hell, tears-running-down-my-cheeks, sinuses-may-not-even-be-there-anymore spicy.
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A date with a girl that likes firefly and doesn't mind the fact that my phone has the Darkwing Duck Theme Song as my ringtone.
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not being tired and burned from camping and Alcohol IN hot chocolate, Yum
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Money. It really would make me (financially) extra happy right now.
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Vagina...
It's been a few days. |
A few hours of snuggling and vegging with a certain someone.
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Gawd so many things, but most of all to be cured of whatever illness I have.
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some new undies from Charlotte Russe and some cute earrings
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no rain in the forecast tonight...
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More blueberry muffins with more of that strange butter I made.
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Not feeling like shit, hopefully I feel better by tomorrow before we go camping.:expressionless:
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A visit from the chiropractor and sex, because it's been ages since I've had either.
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More time with my grandpa. Measured in years again, not months.
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Bear Cub, What's ages for you? A couple of hours? :p
Sex. Sex would make me very, very happy. |
If my current hangover would go away quickly...
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Someone to clean my bathroom
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And sadly, the pickins are slim in these parts. It may be YEARS before I get laid again by someone other than a hooker. All the women 'round these parts attend the Baptist college down the street. It looks like a Sarah Plain and Tall look-alike contest. |
A 32 oz. Diet Coke and a 2x pepperoni 2x sausage pizza from this amazing place nearby.
I would actually GET this and be happy but i'm too damn lazy and broke |
Some body conscious nearby.
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I'd ask for something cold and alcoholic, but I'd probably end up with my friend's ex-wife.
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a hug.
i just really need a fucking hug. |
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I'd ask for something cold and alcoholic, but I'd end up with a dead alcoholic. I want something cold and alcoholic. |
I have no idea how I could be happier.
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syrup de hydrocodone
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Something with a fried egg on top of it.
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A new bed would definitely make me extra happy right now. This one sucks. A lot. |
Detachable gills.
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sleeping in my own bed
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A super hot bath.
And I fink I just might have one in a bit. |
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A caramel macchiato from Starbucks. But I'm not going anywhere in this rain.
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Kisses. Lots of 'em.
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Having her here.
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for my fucking clutch in my fucking mower to fucking work........
john deere pain in the ass i tell ya' |
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