What would make you extra happy right now? (Semi NSFW)
 

A fat cheeseburger from Chili's.

I swear they have the best. The pickles are phenomenal. They're more cucumbery than pickley.

a BBQ'ed bacon cheese burger (you got me craving one now) and a good beer...perhaps a chimmay or hoegarreden.

Yah. But I want sweet tea. Chili's has good sweet tea.

A smoke. I really want a cigarette.

A job in my chosen field.

a rewind button.

A fast forward button... so as to graduate with my current GPA.

As long as we're getting buttons, I'll take the pause button...

I take it you're in the midst of quitting?

Right now I could go for some surf and turf on the deck of a restaurant on the water.

*sigh*

No, I was just out. I have more now though.

I don't quit. P.o.A-cigarettes=enormous dickhead with no friends...

a picture of Punk in a kilt :)

...it's you're lucky day, shanifaye... :lol: ...that darn wind

(Disclaimer: ...it's not really Punk)

That's totally not me....

(I knew that)

Someone might wanna add a NSFW tag now lol

Sounds like a good reason to smoke to me

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/5056/smokeemoticon.gif

A bj would do me quite nice right now. Pity she's home :(.

ugh. you filthy pig.

I've never seen a pig get a blow job...

Seriously, though, I don't think there's anything wrong with oral sex making you happy. Certainly, not enough wrong to insult the man.

Ok, I've had a staff member pm me before about this already. And I forgot to use sarcasm tags.

So here: http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/3024/sarcasm.gif

I did not mean 'filthy pig' in a literal sense. Only in a sarcastic, humorous way.

Thank you.

You just have a "smiley" for every situation, don't you?

I don't mean to come off as a dick, it just seemed a little callous to me, is all...

No no it's cool. Apparently my posts were being questioned as to whether or not they were cunty or just sarcastic. I said I'd use more smileys to make my intentions more clear from now on.

And yes. I luff mah smileys http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/3521/happysmiley.gif.

Seriously, I'd have a hard time assuming someone meant "filthy pig" in a non-sarcastic way.

Who the hell calls somebody a filthy pig and is being literal?

case and point.

lawl. I puzzled for like 2 minutes over whether or not my (accurate) jest was appropriate. I'm glad it was taken and responded to in kind :D

a million dollars (Or MORE)?

a massage.

Please.

There's this girl I know...

She'll be here in an hour or so though =)

I have realistic goals!:thumbsup:

A massage would be lovely.


More kisses in the rain would be even MORE lovely... :)

Personally i like kisses in a light snow.... more than in the rain :thumbsup:

Extra happy? Bar Rafaeli.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_HshTMYttcW...ack-bikini.jpg

See, no...snow is cold. Summer rain is just...yummy.

I agree.

Sex in the rain always makes me extra happy.

Hm.
Now I've had sex in 20 degree weather, but never in the rain. I bet that's nice.

Gary S. head on a platter http://celticdesade.com/dreamfortwo/...lt/whipguy.gif

see... kisses in snow is different than sex in the snow

It is true that snow is too cold for some naked canoodling. but my most hot kisses were in a light flurry at about -10 C...

dont get me wrong, kisses in the rain is good too, but not as cute/romantic/awesome :expressionless:

Sex in the snow isn't that cold for long...

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I had a spectacular night, and there isn't much that could make me any happier, so I'll just enjoy this while I can.

Edit: ...or perhaps somebody could inform me on how to make a day like this last?

A stack of pancakes, with butter and syrup. Yum.

Actually right now, a good long sleep would be awesome

I hope you like deep pressure...

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A Diet Pepsi.

I'm just too lazy to go downstairs and get one.