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Old 06-17-2009, 03:22 PM   #41 (permalink)
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photobucket won't let me show the real thing...)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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Old 06-17-2009, 03:29 PM   #42 (permalink)
 
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Is he missing a tooth on top, phil?
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Old 06-17-2009, 04:06 PM   #43 (permalink)
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sheesh, ring; that's a gurl...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 06-17-2009, 04:09 PM   #44 (permalink)
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can i just have a snuggle? in central air conditioning? i don't need much. ha.
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Old 06-17-2009, 08:09 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Pornography in another part of the spectrum, how novel!
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Old 06-18-2009, 11:38 AM   #46 (permalink)
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I hope you like deep pressure...

mmmm.... you have good hooves.
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Old 06-18-2009, 11:56 AM   #47 (permalink)
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photobucket won't let me show the real thing...)

I love this picture!
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Old 06-18-2009, 05:14 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2009, 05:20 PM   #49 (permalink)
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more than five hours of sleep... okay three consecutively... would make me soooo happy.
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The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 06-18-2009, 05:30 PM   #50 (permalink)
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My son to stop dragging bedtime out for so long.

Also my daughter (who goes to bed without a fuss) to stop waking up at 5am every morning.
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Old 06-18-2009, 11:01 PM   #51 (permalink)
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no pain
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Old 06-19-2009, 01:04 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Hostess Sno-Balls.

Man, those things are delicious. Coconut, marshmallow and gummy fake chocolate cake. Bomb-diggity.
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Old 06-28-2009, 02:56 PM   #53 (permalink)
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a birdie on #18 at belden hill, the only hole i haven't birdied on my home course...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 06-30-2009, 08:22 AM   #54 (permalink)
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Popeye's chicken
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Old 06-30-2009, 08:34 AM   #55 (permalink)
Forming
 
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Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.
A machine that vaporizes hangovers...
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Old 06-30-2009, 08:57 AM   #56 (permalink)
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More Time and a good cup of coffee
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Old 06-30-2009, 12:23 PM   #57 (permalink)
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a free lawn mowing...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 06-30-2009, 12:23 PM   #58 (permalink)
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A nap.
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Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
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Old 06-30-2009, 02:16 PM   #59 (permalink)
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8 hours of sleep and sex in the morning. I don't ask for much.
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Our soul from us is infinitely far.
However much we give our thoughts the will
To be our soul and gesture it abroad,
Our hearts are incommunicable still.
In what we show ourselves we are ignored.
The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged
By any skill of thought or trick of seeming.
Unto our very selves we are abridged
When we would utter to our thought our being.
We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams,
And each to each other dreams of others' dreams.


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Old 06-30-2009, 02:19 PM   #60 (permalink)
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ALCOHOL and chocolate!!!
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Old 06-30-2009, 02:21 PM   #61 (permalink)
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I just had milk and cookies....but alcohol and chocolate could still figure in this picture.
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Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
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Old 06-30-2009, 02:23 PM   #62 (permalink)
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I just had milk and cookies....but alcohol and chocolate could still figure in this picture.
RAGE ON!!!
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Old 06-30-2009, 02:25 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Everyone knows that booze and chocolate leads to esophageal pain...

No bueno!
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Old 06-30-2009, 03:09 PM   #64 (permalink)
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A rain-free evening, so we can kick some ass at volleyball. Beer would be good, too.
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Old 06-30-2009, 04:11 PM   #65 (permalink)
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I would be happy if I were the favorite person of someone else. Anyone else.
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Old 07-01-2009, 12:24 AM   #66 (permalink)
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Something supremely spicy. I mean, mouth-burning-like-hell, tears-running-down-my-cheeks, sinuses-may-not-even-be-there-anymore spicy.
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Old 07-06-2009, 11:54 AM   #67 (permalink)
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A date with a girl that likes firefly and doesn't mind the fact that my phone has the Darkwing Duck Theme Song as my ringtone.

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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 07-06-2009, 11:58 AM   #68 (permalink)
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not being tired and burned from camping and Alcohol IN hot chocolate, Yum
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Old 07-06-2009, 05:07 PM   #69 (permalink)
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Money. It really would make me (financially) extra happy right now.
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Old 07-06-2009, 05:08 PM   #70 (permalink)
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Vagina...

It's been a few days.
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Old 07-12-2009, 07:54 AM   #71 (permalink)
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A few hours of snuggling and vegging with a certain someone.
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Old 07-12-2009, 09:17 AM   #72 (permalink)
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Gawd so many things, but most of all to be cured of whatever illness I have.
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Old 07-14-2009, 06:07 AM   #73 (permalink)
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some new undies from Charlotte Russe and some cute earrings
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Old 07-15-2009, 04:09 PM   #74 (permalink)
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no rain in the forecast tonight...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 07-15-2009, 05:25 PM   #75 (permalink)
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More blueberry muffins with more of that strange butter I made.
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Old 07-15-2009, 05:26 PM   #76 (permalink)
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Not feeling like shit, hopefully I feel better by tomorrow before we go camping.
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Old 07-15-2009, 05:28 PM   #77 (permalink)
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A visit from the chiropractor and sex, because it's been ages since I've had either.
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Old 07-15-2009, 09:26 PM   #78 (permalink)
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More time with my grandpa. Measured in years again, not months.
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Old 07-15-2009, 10:51 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Bear Cub, What's ages for you? A couple of hours?

Sex. Sex would make me very, very happy.
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Old 07-16-2009, 03:33 AM   #80 (permalink)
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If my current hangover would go away quickly...
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