06-14-2009, 06:54 PM | #2 (permalink) |
Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
Location: Windiwana
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a BBQ'ed bacon cheese burger (you got me craving one now) and a good beer...perhaps a chimmay or hoegarreden.
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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller |
06-14-2009, 07:21 PM | #4 (permalink) |
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A smoke. I really want a cigarette.
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06-15-2009, 02:45 PM | #5 (permalink) |
I have eaten the slaw
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A job in my chosen field.
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06-15-2009, 03:36 PM | #6 (permalink) | |
Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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a rewind button.
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06-15-2009, 03:47 PM | #8 (permalink) |
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As long as we're getting buttons, I'll take the pause button...
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06-15-2009, 03:49 PM | #10 (permalink) |
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No, I was just out. I have more now though.
I don't quit. P.o.A-cigarettes=enormous dickhead with no friends...
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"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager "Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike |
06-15-2009, 04:07 PM | #12 (permalink) |
Cheers
Location: Eastcoast USA
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...it's you're lucky day, shanifaye... ...that darn wind
(Disclaimer: ...it's not really Punk)
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06-15-2009, 04:10 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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That's totally not me....
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06-15-2009, 06:08 PM | #18 (permalink) |
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I've never seen a pig get a blow job...
Seriously, though, I don't think there's anything wrong with oral sex making you happy. Certainly, not enough wrong to insult the man.
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"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager "Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike |
06-15-2009, 06:18 PM | #20 (permalink) |
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You just have a "smiley" for every situation, don't you?
I don't mean to come off as a dick, it just seemed a little callous to me, is all...
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06-16-2009, 09:20 PM | #27 (permalink) |
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There's this girl I know...
She'll be here in an hour or so though =) I have realistic goals!
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06-16-2009, 09:29 PM | #28 (permalink) |
She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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A massage would be lovely.
More kisses in the rain would be even MORE lovely...
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06-16-2009, 10:19 PM | #31 (permalink) |
She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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See, no...snow is cold. Summer rain is just...yummy.
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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" |
06-16-2009, 10:23 PM | #32 (permalink) |
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I agree.
Sex in the rain always makes me extra happy.
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06-17-2009, 07:12 AM | #35 (permalink) |
Upright
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see... kisses in snow is different than sex in the snow
It is true that snow is too cold for some naked canoodling. but my most hot kisses were in a light flurry at about -10 C... dont get me wrong, kisses in the rain is good too, but not as cute/romantic/awesome |
06-17-2009, 07:40 AM | #36 (permalink) |
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Sex in the snow isn't that cold for long...
************************************ I had a spectacular night, and there isn't much that could make me any happier, so I'll just enjoy this while I can. Edit: ...or perhaps somebody could inform me on how to make a day like this last?
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