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07-16-2009, 02:53 PM
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The Reverend Side Boob
Location: Nofe Curolina
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And sadly, the pickins are slim in these parts. It may be YEARS before I get laid again by someone other than a hooker. All the women 'round these parts attend the Baptist college down the street. It looks like a Sarah Plain and Tall look-alike contest.
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07-21-2009, 03:29 PM
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Deliberately unfocused
Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
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I'd ask for something cold and alcoholic, but I'd probably end up with my friend's ex-wife.
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07-21-2009, 05:14 PM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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a hug.
i just really need a fucking hug.
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07-21-2009, 05:18 PM
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Functionally Appropriate
Location: Toronto
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07-21-2009, 06:04 PM
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The Reverend Side Boob
Location: Nofe Curolina
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I'd ask for something cold and alcoholic, but I'd end up with a dead alcoholic. I want something cold and alcoholic.
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07-21-2009, 11:06 PM
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She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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 A new bed would definitely make me extra happy right now. This one sucks. A lot.
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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" |
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07-23-2009, 03:34 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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07-30-2009, 02:10 AM
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She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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Kisses. Lots of 'em.
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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" |
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08-03-2009, 12:11 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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08-04-2009, 05:39 AM
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Upright
Location: Here. No, not there... here.
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Hey! I guess I should have joined in earlier... I'm not just sarcastic but also cynical and jaded too. I'd probably be happier if I wasn't. |
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08-08-2009, 06:33 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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08-09-2009, 02:51 PM
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Soaring
Location: Ohio!
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Someone to wash my back in the shower I'm going to take in a moment would be nice..
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