Re: If asses could talk....
 

Hail Snoogans!

I, too, want this thread to live.

[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SADcAu0WsF6A*9Ebd6mvqVdgHj4VMiizLpD8dwnGh1xNlNGrpCN5r7Xw4Tk*aaN!C9HxqbG*lmqE0NTktnDSmLwIkwqoNCm6GhZgN3BnpgI9AAAApHJhAg/visions.bmp?dc=4675439409635577040[/img]

Next: Planet of The Grapes

Hail, GH!!

That is one seriously cool piece of art!
I saved it to my 'drive and am considering using it as my wallpaper.
Keep up the great work. *brilliant!*

Planet of the Grapes:
http://www.angelfire.com/alt/gortexf...net_grapes.JPG

Next: Monkey commandos

Monkey commandos:
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TQDdA...41464629719478

Next: Badgers tearing apart the S.O.B. who wrote that stupid "badger badger badger" song.

I'll start on the badgers tomorrow, but if anyone would beat me to it It would be awesome.

Badgers...
 

[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0WQDYAl8ZQbwzWnCgSLX!wEiNSEZKVghJ2tAjDOQ35ho*FK1Jn*qWuVHL2tmYSaXcIrCCKsHXQ4h*aMBNIOg9DdCMQ5W9hG3txaGNdmG6jngo26cUUXbDj5ZAoHLaOWlpVOViuaMWHYc/Badger.jpg?dc=4675440867032285560[/IMG]


Next: two or more mutated animals playing some sort of game (cards, soccer, twister, whatever)

Hail Mighty Snoogs!

Nice work. I can almost hear the rending of flesh.
Your efforts to keep this thread alive are, once again, appreciated by me. If time permits I will attempt your request tonight whilst my ladies slumber.
-GH

Bump! This is so entertaining.

Neato

Re: Badgers...
 

A wrestling match between a mutated living eyeball and my demonically possessed large intestine.
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwDZA...41290085519107

This contest occurs at almost every meal. The outcome is always in question.
-GH

Next: The bastard lovechild of Snoogans and Giant Hamburger

One bastard lovechild, hold the pickle!

[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SgAAA04XcYFFYsLGnNY1GV2QLc!I*sKS!yG*bUUYFcabAxXaoF5xpEVKqfvq0J366ahnu99RNH1L1tTseL3txMEfKnEGHilhTSp1lfPPDfIFUwtdi1aftA/bastardchild.JPG?dc=4675441468143166572[/img]

Next: Rats! Lots and lots of rats. In an activity of your choice.
(and I'll warn you in advance that I just might steal part of it for an avatar)

*oops! forgot the arm tatoos*

Totally awesome Vermin!
And as always, Mr. Hamburger never ceases to impress.

Rats...
 

Me throwing up rats whilst wearing my favorite shirt.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-...15/jagSpya.gif



Next: something positive about winter

<b>Snoogans</b>, this revival is for you.

Something nice about winter:
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SQDgAhQXnXLUDg1Og4DcVJ*C3TXLPQghqEnSlgBeWdWF6lsj1drWPVSILFsfcpybvLIWYoUOu3JZlO2xdKpk098ot3*c48UqhundAk6gwluHQr2WAjYrKw/nicewinter.gif?dc=4675450591362161313[/img]

That is a picture of kids playing in the snow (the kids are blacked out becuase no kids allowed).


Next: How do you like to have your coffee? (how and where? The Canadians may get an extra kick out of this due to some commercials on TV)

To see this thread again fills my heart with joy, thank you Sticky!

Huzzah!

I too am filled with an emotion that can only be loosely described as joy. Soon I will pour out the byproduct of this alien feeling in the form of mspaint documents. You have been warned. Thank you Sticky for diving deep into the pile of discarded threads and unearthing this gladsome nugget.
-GH

It is my pleasure. I can't wait for the next post.

How I like my coffee
 

I'm sure this needs no explanation, enjoy.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-...injacoffee.gif



Next: What you want for christmas

Hail Snoogans!

I like my coffee like I like my ninjas:
black, powerful and mysterious.
Coffee is the real ulimate power.
The purpose of drinking it is to flip out and kill people.
-GH

Oh yeah,

All I want for Christmas is
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQD**28V!voBjxcfgtgzR2Xcc5NoECUe7Vb8h4QplBJ4hIaXcgruOd2QFY6QXcaSitjdI5uExUOntbR6nHmvSvE1V4PsiyGt*KTrj5UMZok/kids.bmp?dc=4675450929699721247[/img]
to teach that neighbor kid a lesson.

Christmas is coming,
-GH


next: mutated Santa

Mutated Santa
 

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-...utantsanta.jpg

Next: Mutated santa needs mutated elves.

I feel this thread does not belong in Tilted Nonsense (mostly because it seems it does not interest the nonsense audience).
I suggest leaving this place of MSpaint worship and start the building of a new shrine in Artwork, where it will be more appreciated.

Must.................keep.....................this.......
...............................thread....................
...........alive


[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RADVAhQVreO0IW*UWCv23hMhoaa!zQ9GmutchBRjDOMIWFSP3onJntyQKfPxJ4oF2pQdNWaokvKM3XT4IVp4pL4jH*alH3hUXFSqQ1KXlC8/elves.jpg?dc=4675451854477667420[/img]

Hail Sticky!

Good work. I like the news caster concept.
What's next on the MSPaint menu?
-GH

oops.

Next is a clip from the part of the saddam medical exam video that they could not show on TV.

http://scraigie.customer.netspace.ne...am_medical.jpg

Next: When Mrs Clause pisses of Santa

Here is when Mrs. Clause pisses <b>of</b> Santa.
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwAAAGwWhj6kRwiYUNggr92ql8BG!hjZ0Mve8NEITpppnOLBORPVul6Yfy6sospvJmLeTfnxL26EcwZdduGKoS*KQEuIz5FbuubPq*YJsEQ/mrssanta.jpg?dc=4675452659452293737[/img]


Seeing the speed at which people post to this thread I think it is safe to ask for the following next because I am almost sure no one will want to post anything today.

Next: What was the worst gift you got for the holidays and what do you want to do with it.

http://scraigie.customer.netspace.net.au/badxmas.jpg

Next: Draw a picture of dignity

There is dignity
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwDcAkkW0DIc2I8yJGe!wqd8dxq!Sv859OzhZ6iBJDiYoE9ZOAvVhYzVDn9lNMD*wnP5*JbfUdXXojFRuuL5SHAd19J6tgg9y6PChxzeT4E/dblbrg.bmp?dc=4675453370514921324[/img]
in double meat.

Next: draw imagery from a dream you have had recently

Amazing stuff, GH. Simply amazing. :cool:

http://scraigie.customer.netspace.net.au/MJ.JPG

Next: Draw me, drawing a picture in paint for this thread

<img src=http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Fremen/_aslimshaydees1004018.jpg>


Next:
The Lone Ranger doing what he does best. :D

(btw, can y'all see my pic?)

Good stuff fellas! I'll throw one up sometime and scare the shit outta ya with my sad skills.

http://scraigie.customer.netspace.net.au/loneranger.jpg

Next: Something to do with a deserted island, hot nude nude rescue women optional

Hail Slimshaydee!

That Lone Ranger is excellent.
Good work. I especially like the red kerchief.
-GH

my 2 cents
 

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cappucino anyone?:D

got a topic for us inphaseneverb4?

sexually frustrated postman and his latenight indescretions

<img src=http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Fremen/_afrustpostal.jpg>

Next:
Smoking a fat one on a rollercoaster.

Fremen, LMAO!

http://scraigie.customer.netspace.ne...lercoaster.jpg

Next: Homer Simpson kicking a dog with a puffy tail