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Xazy · 06-04-2009, 07:26 PM

Yep you heard right.

BadNick · 06-04-2009, 07:30 PM

fuck a duck...that has a ring to it

Tophat665 · 06-04-2009, 08:52 PM

I suppose as long as they're not having sex with female ducks, that's OK. Wouldn't want homosexual interspecies sex to violate the sanctity of bestiality.

uncle phil · 06-05-2009, 02:50 AM

absolutely hilarious...

BadNick · 06-05-2009, 05:49 AM

I'm also into B & D ...bondage and ducks

Tophat665 · 06-05-2009, 06:01 AM

Is there anything Duck Tape can't do?

Shell · 06-05-2009, 06:22 AM

...are you guys saying that middle duck in the bottom row is a TYPO ???

BadNick · 06-05-2009, 06:44 AM

what those silly girls don't know...here's me in my duck costume

kramus · 06-05-2009, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

I'm also into B & D ...bondage and ducks

That's plain sick, Nick. I for one believe that those with dicks should stick to chicks.

BadNick · 06-05-2009, 08:01 AM

dick a chick...that has a ring to it

genuinegirly · 06-05-2009, 08:09 AM

Oh man! I'm laughing so hard at this thread! Kramus, your little chickie just takes the cake.

Hektore · 06-05-2009, 08:09 AM

First we had Gay fish,

YouTube - South Park Kanye West Gay Fish

now sex with ducks? Looks like Pat was right....

Also, I can't be the only one wondering what a "huey, dewey, louie" is?

genuinegirly · 06-05-2009, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Tales of daring do bad and good duck tales!

Du du du Danger!
Watch behind you
There's a stranger out to find you
What to do
Just grab on to some Ducktales whoo oo

But what's a duck blur?

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-05-2009, 08:23 AM

Funny.

But, Nick, "ring to it" makes me drool, so I beg you...

FuglyStick · 06-05-2009, 09:08 AM

Tophat665 · 06-05-2009, 09:28 AM

Obama Bratz? How'd he get in a duck sex thread? Badnick, I think dickachick would be found over on Off The Wayside. Thinking Kim Devine or Holly Sweet here.

BadNick · 06-05-2009, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?

Funny.

But, Nick, "ring to it" makes me drool, so I beg you...

I understand, friend. But look at the bright side...when you drool, those little ducks at your feet will love to play in the wetness

uncle phil · 06-05-2009, 01:00 PM

m r dux?

ratbastid · 06-05-2009, 01:12 PM

This thread quacks me up.

Tophat665 · 06-05-2009, 06:34 PM

L M N O Ducks.

Hektore · 06-05-2009, 07:22 PM

This just reminded me of a certain sex toy I know about...

Waterproof I-Rub-My-Ducky Vibrator

highdro69 · 06-05-2009, 09:33 PM

what the DUCK is going on here?!?!

uncle phil · 06-06-2009, 03:48 AM

and this is what unprotected rubber-ducky sex will yield...

genuinegirly · 06-06-2009, 07:47 AM

Surely this is the end of the world - rubber ducks with bunny ears!

Redlemon · 06-06-2009, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

m r dux?

m r NOT dux!

Tophat665 · 06-06-2009, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by genuinegirly

Surely this is the end of the world - rubber ducks with bunny ears!

Yeah, the end waddles unto us with webbéd feet.

uncle phil · 06-07-2009, 03:28 AM

she's ready to do it "ducky style..."

06-04-2009, 07:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
Xazy People in masks cannot be trusted Location: NYC	sex with ducks Yep you heard right.

06-04-2009, 08:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	I suppose as long as they're not having sex with female ducks, that's OK. Wouldn't want homosexual interspecies sex to violate the sanctity of bestiality. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

06-05-2009, 02:50 AM	#4 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	absolutely hilarious... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-05-2009, 06:01 AM	#6 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Is there anything Duck Tape can't do? __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

06-05-2009, 08:09 AM	#11 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	Oh man! I'm laughing so hard at this thread! Kramus, your little chickie just takes the cake. __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

06-04-2009, 07:30 PM	#2 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	fuck a duck...that has a ring to it

06-05-2009, 05:49 AM	#5 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I'm also into B & D ...bondage and ducks

06-05-2009, 06:44 AM	#8 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	what those silly girls don't know...here's me in my duck costume

06-05-2009, 08:01 AM	#10 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	dick a chick...that has a ring to it

06-05-2009, 08:23 AM	#14 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Funny. But, Nick, "ring to it" makes me drool, so I beg you... __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-05-2009, 09:08 AM	#15 (permalink)
FuglyStick WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE! Location: Southern Illinois	__________________ AZIZ! LIGHT!

06-05-2009, 09:28 AM	#16 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Obama Bratz? How'd he get in a duck sex thread? Badnick, I think dickachick would be found over on Off The Wayside. Thinking Kim Devine or Holly Sweet here. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

06-05-2009, 01:00 PM	#18 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	m r dux? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-05-2009, 01:12 PM	#19 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	This thread quacks me up.

06-05-2009, 06:34 PM	#20 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	L M N O Ducks. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

06-05-2009, 09:33 PM	#22 (permalink)
highdro69 Crazy Location: Tampa Bay, Florida	what the DUCK is going on here?!?! __________________ "It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."

06-05-2009, 07:22 PM	#21 (permalink)
Hektore Junkie Location: Greater Harrisburg Area	This just reminded me of a certain sex toy I know about... Waterproof I-Rub-My-Ducky Vibrator __________________ The advantage law is the best law in rugby, because it lets you ignore all the others for the good of the game.

06-06-2009, 03:48 AM	#23 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	and this is what unprotected rubber-ducky sex will yield... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-06-2009, 07:47 AM	#24 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	Surely this is the end of the world - rubber ducks with bunny ears! __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

06-07-2009, 03:28 AM	#27 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	she's ready to do it "ducky style..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.