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Old 06-04-2009, 07:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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sex with ducks

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Old 06-04-2009, 07:30 PM   #2 (permalink)
Riding the Ocean Spray
 
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fuck a duck...that has a ring to it
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Old 06-04-2009, 08:52 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I suppose as long as they're not having sex with female ducks, that's OK. Wouldn't want homosexual interspecies sex to violate the sanctity of bestiality.
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Old 06-05-2009, 02:50 AM   #4 (permalink)
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absolutely hilarious...
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Old 06-05-2009, 05:49 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I'm also into B & D ...bondage and ducks

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Old 06-05-2009, 06:01 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Is there anything Duck Tape can't do?
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Old 06-05-2009, 06:22 AM   #7 (permalink)
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...are you guys saying that middle duck in the bottom row is a TYPO ???
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Old 06-05-2009, 06:44 AM   #8 (permalink)
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what those silly girls don't know...here's me in my duck costume

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Old 06-05-2009, 06:50 AM   #9 (permalink)
loving the curves
 
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I'm also into B & D ...bondage and ducks

That's plain sick, Nick. I for one believe that those with dicks should stick to chicks.
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Old 06-05-2009, 08:01 AM   #10 (permalink)
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dick a chick...that has a ring to it
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Old 06-05-2009, 08:09 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Oh man! I'm laughing so hard at this thread! Kramus, your little chickie just takes the cake.

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Old 06-05-2009, 08:09 AM   #12 (permalink)
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First we had Gay fish,


now sex with ducks? Looks like Pat was right....



Also, I can't be the only one wondering what a "huey, dewey, louie" is?
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Old 06-05-2009, 08:12 AM   #13 (permalink)
Eat your vegetables
 
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Du du du Danger!
Watch behind you
There's a stranger out to find you
What to do
Just grab on to some Ducktales whoo oo
But what's a duck blur?
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Old 06-05-2009, 08:23 AM   #14 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Funny.

But, Nick, "ring to it" makes me drool, so I beg you...
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Old 06-05-2009, 09:08 AM   #15 (permalink)
WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE!
 
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Old 06-05-2009, 09:28 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Obama Bratz? How'd he get in a duck sex thread? Badnick, I think dickachick would be found over on Off The Wayside. Thinking Kim Devine or Holly Sweet here.
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Old 06-05-2009, 10:20 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Funny.

But, Nick, "ring to it" makes me drool, so I beg you...
I understand, friend. But look at the bright side...when you drool, those little ducks at your feet will love to play in the wetness
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Old 06-05-2009, 01:00 PM   #18 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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m r dux?
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Old 06-05-2009, 01:12 PM   #19 (permalink)
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This thread quacks me up.
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Old 06-05-2009, 06:34 PM   #20 (permalink)
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L M N O Ducks.
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Old 06-05-2009, 07:22 PM   #21 (permalink)
Junkie
 
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This just reminded me of a certain sex toy I know about...

Waterproof I-Rub-My-Ducky Vibrator
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Old 06-05-2009, 09:33 PM   #22 (permalink)
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what the DUCK is going on here?!?!
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Old 06-06-2009, 03:48 AM   #23 (permalink)
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and this is what unprotected rubber-ducky sex will yield...

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Old 06-06-2009, 07:47 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Surely this is the end of the world - rubber ducks with bunny ears!
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Old 06-06-2009, 10:14 AM   #25 (permalink)
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m r dux?
m r NOT dux!
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Old 06-06-2009, 11:26 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Surely this is the end of the world - rubber ducks with bunny ears!


Yeah, the end waddles unto us with webbéd feet.
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Old 06-07-2009, 03:28 AM   #27 (permalink)
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she's ready to do it "ducky style..."

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