The Never Ending Story Thread
 

Post a sentence or paragraph that continues the story. End with ... and next poster continues the story.

I'll start.

I told myself I wouldn't, but I decided to walk down the darkest alley I could find at 2am. It was a shortcut home that would save me 2 minutes, so why would I pass up the chance? As I walked the smell of falafels and sewage entered my nostrils. I was confused as I had never even smelled a falafel, but I just knew. I saw a shadow walking up to me and after a bit it turned out to be a man in a trench coat. I wasn't really scared. I knew if I had to my karate lessons from middle school, which yielded me a yellow belt, would come in handy. As the man approached me, he proceeded to expose what was under his trench coat. My god, that had to be the biggest...

...belt buckle i ever saw.

He asked me if I liked what I saw, and I nodded. Under his trench coat he carried an immense amount of these belt buckles for sale. I was going to buy one that said "Lil' Slut" in rhinestones, when suddenly...

a meteor streaked across the sky. Followed by another then another. Soon the sky was awash with light and I realized that Western civilization as we know it was over. I quickly killed the belt-buckle merchant by strangling him with his own belt and stole his inventory to trade amongst the survivors. As I got in my car, I remembered....

...that the dinosaurs where probably anhilated by a hail of meteors and asteroids, and the decomposition of their corpses resulted in a lot of oil from which we can make gasoline for our cars. So I immediately got on the phone with my stock broker to inquire about future stock options on oil company stocks. But as the phone rang and rang, I quickly came to realize....

that talking through your shoe only works on Get Smart and I was no Don Adams. I put my shoe back on and looked at the horizon. What I saw could only be described as...

...Dolly Parton laying on her back with the sun setting over her breasts. However, as my wandering mind came back to reality, I remembered that I was standing in Wyoming looking west at the Grand Tetons and that this setting sun might be the last one I will ever see. I quickly regained my composure and...

Realized I had forgotten to wear pants this morning. It didn't matter though, the world was ending and I had to find shelter. I tried to turn my car on, but it wouldn't start. Was all this part of the meteor? I went to my trunk and took out my unicycle and proceeded to go down the street. I felt something touching my arm, and when I looked down on it...

...it was wet. I unknowingly rode my unicycle up to Old Faithful just as it was being faithful again, perhaps for the last time in eons. Knowing I still had to find shelter, I had to decide if I should ride North, South, East or West. Since I didn't have pants on, I noticed my penis was pointing the way, again. So I headed...