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oliver9184 05-05-2009 06:05 AM
Your skank mother
 
Here's an idea for what to write or say next time you need to insult someone's fat, stupid, promiscuous and disgustingly ugly crone of a mother (in jest of course):

Quote:
Such a woman! A disabled, drunken creature, barely able to preserve her sitting posture by steadying herself with one begrimed hand on the floor, while the other was so purposeless in trying to push away her tangled hair from her face, that it only blinded her the more with the dirt upon it. A creature so foul to look at, in her tatters, stains and splashes, but so much fouler than that in her moral infamy, that it was a shameful thing even to see her.
from Hard Times by Charles Dickens (1854)

BadNick 05-05-2009 06:20 AM
Dear Oliver,
For such a vulgar idea to spew from your oral cavity I have to believe that the syphilis-ravaged cunt of your mother must have infected your mouth as she was shitting you out of her inflamed womb.
Sincerely,
Nick

oliver9184 05-06-2009 08:28 AM
Dear Nick,
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(your mother)
Sincerely,
Oliver

BadNick 05-06-2009 01:18 PM
Oli,
Just so you don't get the wrong idea, I hope we're doing this in jest...I know I did. But about that "mooooo" I admit that I was breast fed. In any case, my previous "...your mother...." spew referred to the generic universal "you" not actually the personal Oli "you".
best regards,
Nick

oliver9184 05-11-2009 02:22 AM
Dear Nick,
Yes I was jesting too.
Lots of love,
Oliver

BadNick 05-11-2009 05:07 AM
oh man!...can we hug?


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