|
Your skank mother
Here's an idea for what to write or say next time you need to insult someone's fat, stupid, promiscuous and disgustingly ugly crone of a mother (in jest of course):
Quote:
|
Dear Oliver,
For such a vulgar idea to spew from your oral cavity I have to believe that the syphilis-ravaged cunt of your mother must have infected your mouth as she was shitting you out of her inflamed womb. Sincerely, Nick |
Dear Nick,
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (your mother) Sincerely, Oliver |
Oli,
Just so you don't get the wrong idea, I hope we're doing this in jest...I know I did. But about that "mooooo" I admit that I was breast fed. In any case, my previous "...your mother...." spew referred to the generic universal "you" not actually the personal Oli "you". best regards, Nick |
Dear Nick,
Yes I was jesting too. Lots of love, Oliver |
oh man!...can we hug?
|
| All times are GMT -8. The time now is 07:32 AM. |
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project