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Old 04-01-2009, 12:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Tilted Hosers, eh?

Okay, so, like, after what's happened with those hoseheads who hacked the tfp, I thought we should...you know, have a thread where we can talk about it, eh?

I thought it was a beauty trick, eh? Those Americans probably never saw it comin'.... *snicker snort*

They probably were, like, just a couple of hosers sitting in their parents' basement, eh? ...with a 2-4 and a dozen jellies, thinking of some prank to pull with their computer machine.

I say good.

Those Americans need to remember that we're not asleep up here in the Great White North, eh? That we don't have our toques, like, pulled down over our eyes.

Beauty.

I think they got the point, eh?
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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oh...

canada?

sounds like the prelude to a hockey game...
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
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The sole contribution to world society by Canada:

250px-Tim_Hortons_logo_svg.png

Thanks, I guess, but you hosers hog them all to yourselves, eh?
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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The sole contribution to world society by Canada:

Attachment 18831

Thanks, I guess, but you hosers hog them all to yourselves, eh?
Canada has more to it than Tim Hortons!

My favorite potato chip is Canadian!


And some of my favorite gents around TFP are Canadian
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:26 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i used to drink labatts



before i rediscovered bourbon



and cigars

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Old 04-01-2009, 01:28 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Is Canada seeing anybody? 'Cause, you know, I'm in the market for a new boyfriend and I think Canada's kind of cute. And he makes me laugh.
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2009, 03:04 PM   #8 (permalink)
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i'm lovin' this thread eh..........


it goes good with the better beer we have.


and beavers............oh yeah.......we're on fucking top too biatch!!!!!!!


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Old 04-01-2009, 03:34 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Recycled from a nub humor thread

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...Americans on the shores of the Great Lakes often wake in a cold sweat in the dead of winter. If the evening is a quiet one, many will claim they can hear--across the vast and frozen waters--the unmistakable sound of thousands of Canadians sharpening their ice skates...

...they don't know when, the don't know where, but one day....
I guess today was that day; the celebration of Canadian Groundhog Independence Day of Invasion?

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Old 04-01-2009, 06:16 PM   #10 (permalink)
 
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My memory remembers when Jetee, (with the tinkerbell slash above the first E),
posted this gem on the longest thread.

Kudos comrade.
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Old 04-01-2009, 06:35 PM   #11 (permalink)
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and beavers............oh yeah.......we're on fucking top too biatch!!!!!!!


Haha America's a bottom....
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:29 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 04-11-2009, 06:04 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 04-11-2009, 09:28 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Take off eh! You hosers
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Old 04-11-2009, 09:51 AM   #15 (permalink)
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oh, yeah...those guys and their freakin' christmas song...

what c - eh - n - eh - d - eh is all about...
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Old 04-11-2009, 11:19 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Seeing how I live just miles from the Canadian border, I find it fitting to salute my friends from the Great White North each morning at breakfast, eh........




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Old 04-11-2009, 02:31 PM   #17 (permalink)
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fuck yeah joe............
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Old 04-11-2009, 04:38 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Take off, you hose heads...
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Old 03-25-2011, 06:19 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Seeing how I live just miles from the Canadian border, I find it fitting to salute my friends from the Great White North each morning at breakfast, eh........





I want that glass....


eh.
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Old 03-25-2011, 11:39 AM   #20 (permalink)
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getting warmer up here eh........

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Old 03-25-2011, 02:20 PM   #21 (permalink)
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It's probably not only the friction.
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Old 03-25-2011, 04:45 PM   #22 (permalink)
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didn't they just appoint a hoser to head up the nato troops in northern africa?
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Old 03-26-2011, 04:00 AM   #23 (permalink)
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that they did eh. Time to sweater them Khadaffi nuts.
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Old 03-26-2011, 07:01 AM   #24 (permalink)
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It's probably not only the friction.


H.A.A.R.P. will fix that soon enough eh....
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Old 04-01-2011, 12:22 PM   #25 (permalink)
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bagged Milk - it's out there:

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Old 04-01-2011, 12:56 PM   #26 (permalink)
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oh man, i remember the bagged milk...
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Old 04-06-2011, 07:23 AM   #27 (permalink)
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who has an accent?


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Old 04-06-2011, 11:55 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 04-08-2011, 07:12 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 04-09-2011, 02:45 AM   #30 (permalink)
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ahhhh.... Hosers!
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Old 04-09-2011, 04:48 AM   #31 (permalink)
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@ angles, no less. Since I saw a map showing Minnesota to be a part of Canada, I feel entitled. No, wait, that's us americans. We only try to put out fires.

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Old 04-10-2011, 06:11 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 04-10-2011, 05:40 PM   #33 (permalink)
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I like a few of these...

Butterfly Canada Tattoo designed by Tattoo Artist Teemu
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Old 04-10-2011, 05:56 PM   #34 (permalink)
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sometimes i think about moving to CND because of the super nice people, the great beer, and their love of denim, Tim Horton's, and warm hats. i dont need to worry about my kids being shot over pokemon cards in CND
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Old 04-10-2011, 05:57 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I think about moving there because, well, it's not AZ.
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Old 04-12-2011, 07:39 AM   #36 (permalink)
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AZ? If that's Arizona... I would love to go there. See the desert, see the crater and isn't the Grand Canyon nearby? And of course The Phoenix Coyotes... eh?

I didn't know that we loved denim...
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Old 04-12-2011, 07:58 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Yep, Arizona. The crater is cool, Grand Canyon is about 4 hours from me. Coyotes are here too.. just went to the game on Friday night.

There is also the 120f heat, the lack of rain or any moisture, abundance of scorpions and rattlesnakes, the overabundance of sunshine, dirt, and cacti, as well as snowbirds who can't drive to save their lives.
Sure, there are tons of things to do outside... if you don't get heat stroke on the way to your car!!

If you are looking for reasons to like Arizona, you won't hear them from me.

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Yep, Arizona. The crater is cool, Grand Canyon is about 4 hours from me. Coyotes are here too.. just went to the game on Friday night.

There is also the 120f heat, the lack of rain or any moisture, abundance of scorpions and rattlesnakes, the overabundance of sunshine, dirt, and cacti, as well as snowbirds who can't drive to save their lives.
Sure, there are tons of things to do outside... if you don't get heat stroke on the way to your car!!

If you are looking for reasons to like Arizona, you won't hear them from me.
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Old 04-12-2011, 10:00 AM   #38 (permalink)
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wait... you said "overabundance of sunshine" ??? But it is a desert eh? And of course snowbirds can't drive. They're all old / retirees. Been driving safely for years, no need to change or improve is there?

See, you're lucky. You can actually get or afford a ticket to see the Coyotes play. Last time I went to a Leaf game, was two Septembers ago for a pre-season tilt with the Penguins. $283 per ticket. Pre Season. FFS. And that was only because the company paid for it.
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Old 04-12-2011, 10:10 AM   #39 (permalink)
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I keep trying to tell her that Leto, but she just doesn't listen, as for the snowbirds and driving, you haven't been talking to her while she drives, the language that flys at the poor other drivers.....

So hoping the Leafs go to Phoenix next year, finally get to see a Leafs game, I just can't bring myself to pay those prices in Toronto.....
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Old 04-12-2011, 10:13 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Lol the Leafs were here in January. Would've been easy to get tix. I told silent_jay that i'll get kick ass tix for next time, if they grace us with their presence next season.

I am an Arizona native. I hate it here, always have. I get heat sick starting in April. I belong in a cooler climate.
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