My potato
 

I didn't have the heart to cut up this siamese potato yesterday,
and add it to the crock pot along with the lamb shoulder roast.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/DSC_0293.jpg

I just couldn't do it.

you need to get out more...

Okay...I'll be ready and waiting at 7:30 PM out front.

It's been years since I've had a lobster dinner and an evening at the opera.

Thanks!

ok...saturday night...red lobster...US 19 in port richey florida...meet us (me, aunt phil, brother-in-law phil, and wife-in-law phil)...just over the bridge from daveys...

I'll be your server this evening... can I start you off wi... Excuse me, Madam... is that a potato in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

My mother thinks it looks like a heart.
I think it is rather testicular looking.

balls.




i see balls

...said the queen...

Does it have a first name?

Is it O-S-C-A-R?

Don't start with that bologna.

She suggested testicular rather than peniscular, not be confused with peninsular.

looks more like a tooth to me.

..or a strawberry.

Reminds me of an old lady in tight red pants bent over.


Or a diseased apple.

If you slice it very thin, longitudinally in the plane of the photo, then deep fry the slices into potato chips, I think the chips mighty look like butterflies...maybe flench flies?

It does have a rustic beauty, but I would eat it and grow some more.

I'll have the testcular potato, please, with cheese and onions.

oh be still, my cholesterol-filled, beating heart...

Mon Petit Chou ....my sweet little cabbage, or in this case, my darling little Potato Head

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...tato-head1.jpg



off topic clue: Mr. Bunny Head posted again today in the picture linkage thread...not yet sure if he's left his mark elsewhere.

See? Now that my potato is famous, he won't end up as dinner.

afraid nobody around here
understands my potato

google translator?: www.google.com/translate_potato_to_english.com

Put it in a jar of blood and let it feed and grow.
Soon you will have a potato homunculus to server your ever whim.
Do not forget to take pictures.

I will use my tried and true anaerobic method for this procedure.

Don't forget to use electrolytes.

It's alive!!! It's alive!!! Franken-potato

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...to_battery.jpg


...doesn't it always end up having to do with sex?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...en_DVD_cov.jpg

I wonder if Dan Quayle, to this day, can even look at a pototoe, without blanching.

gonna bake a couple tonight...

Actually, it seems to be a moose-knuckle.

Still, you say potato and I say Spud.

looks like something else

my first thought was heart, then balls, then an old lady in red pants bent over... whats next?

just deep fry it and say its elvis

It really looks like a freshly shaved and vigorously spanked hoo ha, but that's only because I have a filthy mind.

I was able to coax the potato to turn around and face the camera.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/DSC_0317.jpg

Prince has the right idea.
He's playing with it on the floor.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/DSC_0318.jpg

My potato, who I affectionately call "p-ditty", was looking over my shoulder as I opened this thread and now that it's eyes have gazed upon the glorious beauty of ring's potato, it has been in a daze of love ever since.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...egetables2.jpg

Yours is more peniscular
and testicular at the same time.

A starry eyed star is born.

Thank you, gd. That's the nicest thing anybody said to me today

You know... it actually looks a little melancholy.

Maybe it WANTS to be eaten.

... it's perfectly ripe, fragrant, and anticipatorily waiting.