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My potato
I didn't have the heart to cut up this siamese potato yesterday,
and add it to the crock pot along with the lamb shoulder roast. http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/DSC_0293.jpg I just couldn't do it. |
you need to get out more...
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Okay...I'll be ready and waiting at 7:30 PM out front.
It's been years since I've had a lobster dinner and an evening at the opera. Thanks! |
ok...saturday night...red lobster...US 19 in port richey florida...meet us (me, aunt phil, brother-in-law phil, and wife-in-law phil)...just over the bridge from daveys...
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I'll be your server this evening... can I start you off wi... Excuse me, Madam... is that a potato in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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My mother thinks it looks like a heart.
I think it is rather testicular looking. |
balls.
i see balls |
...said the queen...
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Does it have a first name?
Is it O-S-C-A-R? |
Don't start with that bologna.
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She suggested testicular rather than peniscular, not be confused with peninsular.
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looks more like a tooth to me.
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..or a strawberry.
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Reminds me of an old lady in tight red pants bent over.
Or a diseased apple. |
If you slice it very thin, longitudinally in the plane of the photo, then deep fry the slices into potato chips, I think the chips mighty look like butterflies...maybe flench flies?
It does have a rustic beauty, but I would eat it and grow some more. |
I'll have the testcular potato, please, with cheese and onions.
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oh be still, my cholesterol-filled, beating heart...
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Mon Petit Chou ....my sweet little cabbage, or in this case, my darling little Potato Head
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...tato-head1.jpg off topic clue: Mr. Bunny Head posted again today in the picture linkage thread...not yet sure if he's left his mark elsewhere. |
See? Now that my potato is famous, he won't end up as dinner.
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afraid nobody around here
understands my potato |
google translator?: www.google.com/translate_potato_to_english.com
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Put it in a jar of blood and let it feed and grow.
Soon you will have a potato homunculus to server your ever whim. Do not forget to take pictures. |
I will use my tried and true anaerobic method for this procedure.
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Don't forget to use electrolytes.
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It's alive!!! It's alive!!! Franken-potato
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...to_battery.jpg ...doesn't it always end up having to do with sex? http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...en_DVD_cov.jpg |
I wonder if Dan Quayle, to this day, can even look at a pototoe, without blanching.
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gonna bake a couple tonight...
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Actually, it seems to be a moose-knuckle.
Still, you say potato and I say Spud. |
looks like something else
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my first thought was heart, then balls, then an old lady in red pants bent over... whats next?
just deep fry it and say its elvis |
It really looks like a freshly shaved and vigorously spanked hoo ha, but that's only because I have a filthy mind.
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I was able to coax the potato to turn around and face the camera.
http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/DSC_0317.jpg Prince has the right idea. He's playing with it on the floor. http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/DSC_0318.jpg |
My potato, who I affectionately call "p-ditty", was looking over my shoulder as I opened this thread and now that it's eyes have gazed upon the glorious beauty of ring's potato, it has been in a daze of love ever since.
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...egetables2.jpg |
Yours is more peniscular
and testicular at the same time. |
A starry eyed star is born.
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You know... it actually looks a little melancholy. |
Maybe it WANTS to be eaten.
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... it's perfectly ripe, fragrant, and anticipatorily waiting.
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