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cdwonderful · 02-28-2009, 05:07 PM

my dear, looks I am gonna have to be the one to tell you.......
we eat potatoes cause they are inherently evil. Your friends wont tell you, your parents hid the dark secret and the government has suppressed the evidence for years. But nonetheless it is true. The tuber comes from satan himself........

ring · 02-28-2009, 05:14 PM

...well, they are of the nightshade family....

cdwonderful · 02-28-2009, 05:24 PM

so you cant see them in the dark, damn those clever spuds!!!

uncle phil · 03-01-2009, 04:44 AM

ring · 03-03-2009, 09:07 AM

He just gets better looking with age.
No botox for this potato.

BadNick · 03-03-2009, 09:22 AM

soon little alien arms might be growing out of him...reaching out for a foothold, or armhold, to its mother earth so it can reproduce, a step toward spuds taking over the world. I bet they do a better job at it than we have so far.

uncle phil · 03-03-2009, 01:38 PM

cdwonderful · 03-03-2009, 01:41 PM

with vinegar......mmmmmmm

BadNick · 03-03-2009, 09:21 PM

smashed potato

uncle phil · 03-06-2009, 03:33 AM

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-11-2009, 06:31 AM

My mom used to tell me she could grow potatoes in my ears...

ring · 03-11-2009, 06:41 AM

My mother said that, about my toes....

BadNick · 03-11-2009, 06:50 AM

my mom said that to me, too...broke my bloody valentine potato heart, too

I'm now noticing the similarity, and perhaps as "my potato" ages it will appear even more so

Tophat665 · 03-11-2009, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?

My mom used to tell me she could grow potatoes in my ears...

My mother used to say that to me. I used to always say the same thing: "What? I can't hear you. There's potatoes in my ears."

/ Really. Figured that one out about kindergarten.
// Too much Laugh In.

uncle phil · 03-11-2009, 12:27 PM

hang on...

cdwonderful · 03-11-2009, 12:34 PM

xrated potato

ring · 03-11-2009, 12:40 PM

Phil....you never point a loaded pistol at yourself,
what would happen if it were to go off?

cdwonderful · 03-11-2009, 12:42 PM

true... that "spud " missile could cause some serious damage...

Tiny Dancer · 03-11-2009, 05:58 PM

I hope you ate that potato, and took the advice of thinly slicing it and making chips with it.

02-28-2009, 05:07 PM	#41 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	my dear, looks I am gonna have to be the one to tell you....... we eat potatoes cause they are inherently evil. Your friends wont tell you, your parents hid the dark secret and the government has suppressed the evidence for years. But nonetheless it is true. The tuber comes from satan himself........ __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

02-28-2009, 05:24 PM	#43 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	so you cant see them in the dark, damn those clever spuds!!! __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

03-01-2009, 04:44 AM	#44 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-03-2009, 01:38 PM	#47 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-03-2009, 01:41 PM	#48 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	with vinegar......mmmmmmm __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

02-28-2009, 05:14 PM	#42 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	...well, they are of the nightshade family....

03-03-2009, 09:07 AM	#45 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	He just gets better looking with age. No botox for this potato.

03-03-2009, 09:22 AM	#46 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	soon little alien arms might be growing out of him...reaching out for a foothold, or armhold, to its mother earth so it can reproduce, a step toward spuds taking over the world. I bet they do a better job at it than we have so far.

03-03-2009, 09:21 PM	#49 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	smashed potato

03-06-2009, 03:33 AM	#50 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	__________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-11-2009, 06:31 AM	#51 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	My mom used to tell me she could grow potatoes in my ears... __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

03-11-2009, 06:41 AM	#52 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	My mother said that, about my toes....

03-11-2009, 06:50 AM	#53 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	my mom said that to me, too...broke my bloody valentine potato heart, too I'm now noticing the similarity, and perhaps as "my potato" ages it will appear even more so

03-11-2009, 12:27 PM	#55 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	hang on... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-11-2009, 12:34 PM	#56 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	xrated potato __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

03-11-2009, 12:40 PM	#57 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Phil....you never point a loaded pistol at yourself, what would happen if it were to go off?

03-11-2009, 12:42 PM	#58 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	true... that "spud " missile could cause some serious damage... __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

03-11-2009, 05:58 PM	#59 (permalink)
Tiny Dancer Registered User Location: D-Town, Co	I hope you ate that potato, and took the advice of thinly slicing it and making chips with it.