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my dear, looks I am gonna have to be the one to tell you.......
we eat potatoes cause they are inherently evil. Your friends wont tell you, your parents hid the dark secret and the government has suppressed the evidence for years. But nonetheless it is true. The tuber comes from satan himself........ |
...well, they are of the nightshade family....
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so you cant see them in the dark, damn those clever spuds!!!
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He just gets better looking with age.
No botox for this potato. http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/DSC_0356.jpg |
soon little alien arms might be growing out of him...reaching out for a foothold, or armhold, to its mother earth so it can reproduce, a step toward spuds taking over the world. I bet they do a better job at it than we have so far.
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with vinegar......mmmmmmm
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My mom used to tell me she could grow potatoes in my ears...
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My mother said that, about my toes....
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my mom said that to me, too...broke my bloody valentine potato heart, too
I'm now noticing the similarity, and perhaps as "my potato" ages it will appear even more so http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...tinepotato.jpg http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...yvalentine.jpg |
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/ Really. Figured that one out about kindergarten. // Too much Laugh In. |
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xrated potato
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Phil....you never point a loaded pistol at yourself,
what would happen if it were to go off? |
true... that "spud " missile could cause some serious damage...
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I hope you ate that potato, and took the advice of thinly slicing it and making chips with it.
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